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Q & A

MonkieSocks · 2012-11-21 15:01:00

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table has no balls. _________________________________ Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast? A: The tip of the iceberg _________________________________ Q: What is a hermaphrodite? A: A bisexual built for two. _________________________________ Q:…

21-11-2012 04:01PM

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MonkieSocks

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Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

A: Even the pool table has no balls.

_________________________________

Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?

A: The tip of the iceberg

_________________________________

Q: What is a hermaphrodite?

A: A bisexual built for two.

_________________________________

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?

A: So they can pee and moan at the same time.

_________________________________

Q: How do we know men invented maps?

A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?

_________________________________

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: ”It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”

_________________________________

Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born on the Northside of Dublin?

A: Because they couldn’t find Three Wise Men and a Virgin!

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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Comments

#2 02-12-2012 02:28AM

dermiek

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Humour fail.

:pac:

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#3 03-12-2012 12:08PM

MonkieSocks

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dermiek wrote: »

Humour fail.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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