So just How do you find out if someone is Gay?

Spook_ie

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/nigeria-anti-gay-bill-causes-consternation-574536.html

So given they outlaw it in Nigeria, just how do you decide if they are bogus asylum seekers pretending to be persecuted gays?

Sky King

What's the bets this 'anti gay Bill' is actually gay himself?

syklops

Ask them?

HowAreWe

EAT DA POOPOO

Tom_Cruise

Gays are pretty cunning creatures and can blend in with us 'normal' people.

I dont think there is a technique yet developed that can sniff them out but it wont be long now.

3ndahalfof6

Tell them a joke and see how they reply.

frag420

Taste their dick. If it tastes like **** I think they may be a ghey!!

keith16

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Gays are pretty cunning creatures and can blend in with us 'normal' people.

I dont think there is a technique yet developed that can sniff them out but it wont be long now.

There is. It's called GAYDAR*

*Patent not pending

johnROSS

There should be a pink triangle sewn onto their striped pyjamas.

Red Pepper

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Gays are pretty cunning creatures and can blend in with us 'normal' people.

I dont think there is a technique yet developed that can sniff them out but it wont be long now.

Why not use the technique they had for witches during the Spanish Inquisition?

Lyaiera

frag420 wrote: »

Taste their dick. If it tastes like **** I think they may be a ghey!!

What a frightfully vanilla sex life you must have.

keith16

Red Pepper wrote: »

Why not use the technique they had for witches during the Spanish Inquisition?

Cos it's mean.

Tom_Cruise

Red Pepper wrote: »

Why not use the technique they had for witches during the Spanish Inquisition?

I do not know what technique they used to find witches. Before i look it up on google, is it something to do with setting them on fire and if the flames are green then they are a witch/sorcerer?

Chucken

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

I do not know what technique they used to find witches. Before i look it up on google, is it something to do with setting them on fire and if the flames are green then they are a witch/sorcerer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

EdenHazard

Ask them what horses eat!

Fr_Dougal

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

I do not know what technique they used to find witches. Before i look it up on google, is it something to do with setting them on fire and if the flames are green then they are a witch/sorcerer?

Tom, rumour has it that you pack fudge, is it true?

cruiser178

Ask them to explain the offside rule. If they explain it in a way that doesn't involve soccer, you got yourself a gay right there.

franktheplank

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Gays are pretty cunning creatures and can blend in with us 'normal' people.

I dont think there is a technique yet developed that can sniff them out but it wont be long now.

Don't you check to see if they have a reflection in a mirror?

Tom_Cruise

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Tom, rumour has it that you pack fudge, is it true?

I dont understand what pack fudge means.

Max Power

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Tom, rumour has it that you pack fudge, is it true?

Says your man who sleeps in the same room as a middle aged man.

Fr_Dougal

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

I dont understand what pack fudge means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbLquqxBAQ

.

shrewd

make them watch gay porn?
if they get an er**tion, it's yay! otherwise it's nah

J_E

This thread is one big sausage fest...

Real Life

cartell_best

So just How do you find out if someone is Gay?

Just watch out for any person who makes ott humour out of such a suggestion?

brummytom

Show them gay porn and see if it has any 'physical effect' on them... I would've thought that was obvious?

The One Who Knocks

How to spot a Gay:
Joke, obviously.

9959

Spook_ie wrote: »

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/nigeria-anti-gay-bill-causes-consternation-574536.html

So given they outlaw it in Nigeria, just how do you decide if they are bogus asylum seekers pretending to be persecuted gays?

If you're genuinely working for the Irish authorities then you might have a problem distinguishing heterosexual asylum seekers from homosexual asylum seekers, though why you should seek to this, I don't really know.
A Nigerian heterosexual might choose to leave a country in which discriminatory anti-homosexual laws exist, citing 'persecution' of a family member under these draconian laws, and who could blame him/her for so doing.
However, there is a difference between a Nigerian homosexual 'bogus' asylum seeker stating clearly and proudly that he/she is homosexual and is seeking asylum on grounds other than sexual orientation, and a Nigerian 'bogus' asylum seeker claiming to be homosexual because that's how he/she would like to be catagorised, as an act of solidarity with their genuinly 'persecuted' homosexual fellow Nigerians, even though they're in truth claiming asylum for a different reason.
If your finding the above tough going, then try this.

I take it that your thread heading, 'So just How do you find out if someone is Gay?, is really a cry for help borne of confusion and understandable anxiety, of course that 'someone' in the thread heading is really YOU. All I can say is don't panic, thrust your instincts on these things and it should work out for you.
There's nothing wrong with being Gay, however there is something wrong with being homophobic, it's mean-spirited, nasty and small-minded, as unfortunately you'll soon discover on 'coming out', but don't let the bigots stop you from being who you are.
Good luck to you!

franktheplank

cartell_best wrote: »

So just How do you find out if someone is Gay?

Just watch out for any person who makes ott humour out of such a suggestion?

Have I just been outed?

BlaasForRafa

Spook_ie wrote: »

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/nigeria-anti-gay-bill-causes-consternation-574536.html

So given they outlaw it in Nigeria, just how do you decide if they are bogus asylum seekers pretending to be persecuted gays?

Immigration from Nigeria has declined massively since the Irish economy tanked in 2008.

Anyway I'd assume that gay asylum-seekers would want to go somewhere much nicer like Sydney, San Francisco or er.....Brighton?

Spook_ie

9959 wrote: »

If you're genuinely working for the Irish authorities then you might have a problem distinguishing heterosexual asylum seekers from homosexual asylum seekers, though why you should seek to this, I don't really know.
A Nigerian heterosexual might choose to leave a country in which discriminatory anti-homosexual laws exist, citing 'persecution' of a family member under these draconian laws, and who could blame him/her for so doing.
However, there is a difference between a Nigerian homosexual 'bogus' asylum seeker stating clearly and proudly that he/she is homosexual and is seeking asylum on grounds other than sexual orientation, and a Nigerian 'bogus' asylum seeker claiming to be homosexual because that's how he/she would like to be catagorised, as an act of solidarity with their genuinly 'persecuted' homosexual fellow Nigerians, even though they're in truth claiming asylum for a different reason.
If your finding the above tough going, then try this.

I take it that your thread heading, 'So just How do you find out if someone is Gay?, is really a cry for help borne of confusion and understandable anxiety, of course that 'someone' in the thread heading is really YOU. All I can say is don't panic, thrust your instincts on these things and it should work out for you.
There's nothing wrong with being Gay, however there is something wrong with being homophobic, it's mean-spirited, nasty and small-minded, as unfortunately you'll soon discover on 'coming out', but don't let the bigots stop you from being who you are.
Good luck to you!

Did I say anywhere that I worked for Irish Authorities?

I did ask the question if a Nigerian Gay came to Ireland seeking asylum because his Gay rights were infringed how would you be able to tell he was Gay and not pretending to be Gay just to claim asylum, after all Female mutilation has been cited in the past for applying for asylum and took how many years and how much money before it was proven as an outright lie.

kneemos

If they bore spy holes in the toilet cubicle.

Esel

Watch The Triple Echo or The Crying Game with them?

Or just drop the hand... (Oh man, Oliver Reed's face when he did that in The Triple Echo :eek:)

Oranage2

Those cunning Nigerians aye, they'd do anything to come here and hand us paper towels.

Gummy Panda

Check if they have hooks for hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wFHEm33Aw

antodeco

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that if I carry around a talking seal, it will point out those who are gay and those who are super gay.

frag420

Lyaiera wrote: »

What a frightfully vanilla sex life you must have.

Christ if it tastes like vanilla then great!!

Chips Lovell

So Nigeria may pass a law that will send gay people to jail for holding hands and the first reaction is whether this will increase the number of bogus asylum seekers coming to Ireland?

What's wrong with some people?

toexpress

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Gays are pretty cunning creatures and can blend in with us 'normal' people.

I dont think there is a technique yet developed that can sniff them out but it wont be long now.

Well I have to disagree ... You will know the gay ones because they will like have the OMG latest Prada Man Bag ....

Azure_sky

Well, if his knob is up your arse you could probably take it as a given.

frag420

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

What's wrong with some people?

They are ghey!!

toexpress

Azure_sky wrote: »

Well, if his knob is up your arse you could probably take it as a given.

If you'll pardon the pun ehhh??

Grayson

Lyaiera wrote: »

What a frightfully vanilla sex life you must have.

I have no idea what that comment had to do with his sex life.


btw, I love vanilla. I'd far prefer a woman covered in vanilla ice cream than chocolate.

Grayson

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

So Nigeria may pass a law that will send gay people to jail for holding hands and the first reaction is whether this will increase the number of bogus asylum seekers coming to Ireland?

What's wrong with some people?

It's ok. With the new asylum seekers we'll get loads of drama queens.

toexpress

Grayson wrote: »

It's ok. With the new asylum seekers we'll get loads of drama queens.

I don't see what the problem is if it wasn't for asylum seekers I would like OMG have to clean my like own house ....

Duggy747

I hear that under a full moon their skin becomes scaly while they develop an unquenchable thirst for children's souls.







Oh no, wait, that's just me.....

Lyaiera

Grayson wrote: »

I have no idea what that comment had to do with his sex life.


btw, I love vanilla. I'd far prefer a woman covered in vanilla ice cream than chocolate.

He implied if his knob has been up a bum he's probably gay. Gay people aren't the only people who have anal sex. Even some straight guys like a little pinky up the bumbum.

Grayson

Lyaiera wrote: »

He implied if his knob has been up a bum he's probably gay. Gay people aren't the only people who have anal sex. Even some straight guys like a little pinky up the bumbum.

No, they're secretly gay.

As a gay test, we could ask them if they can identify the colour cerise. In my experience only women and gay men know what it is.

9959

Grayson wrote: »

No, they're secretly gay.

As a gay test, we could ask them if they can identify the colour cerise. In my experience only women and gay men know what it is.

I enjoy old movies starring Cyd Charisse, does that count?

Grayson

9959 wrote: »

I enjoy old movies starring Cyd Charisse, does that count?

I had to google that.

No, but it makes you highly suspect.

aujopimur

Ask them, do dey eet da poopoo.