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Don't want your partner to cheat - shag him more!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    This just in from the department of studying the bleeding obvious:

    http://www.independent.ie/health/health-news/hormone-linked-to-fidelity-could-prevent-men-having-affairs-3294551.html

    TL;DR: If women shag their partners, the men develop a hormonal response which stops them from being interested in other women. The bad news: some boffin has found a way to deliver it by nasal spray. :mad:

    Kinky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    And what about women who have affairs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    smash wrote: »
    And what about women who have affairs?

    You must be mistaken. Women dont have affairs..right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    "Goin down to the pub for a few"

    "Have you taken your nasal spray? You're not going out without it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    smash wrote: »
    And what about women who have affairs?

    Probably works on them too. If not, stick the inhaler up their nose and see if that works, or else blast them with divorce.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    This just in from the department of studying the bleeding obvious:

    http://www.independent.ie/health/health-news/hormone-linked-to-fidelity-could-prevent-men-having-affairs-3294551.html

    TL;DR: If women shag their partners, the men develop a hormonal response which stops them from being interested in other women. The bad news: some boffin has found a way to deliver it by nasal spray. :mad:

    Didn't know birds could create nasal sprays.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    This just in from the department of studying the bleeding obvious:

    http://www.independent.ie/health/health-news/hormone-linked-to-fidelity-could-prevent-men-having-affairs-3294551.html

    TL;DR: If women shag their partners, the men develop a hormonal response which stops them from being interested in other women. The bad news: some boffin has found a way to deliver it by nasal spray. :mad:
    This nonetheless doesn't excuse the fact that men have a moral responsibility to be faithful to their wives / partners.

    Humans being rational creatures can exercise self-control.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    At least it wasn't a suppository!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    No sure about the sex part, imo, men who get more WANT more. Any of my friends who strayed all had great sex lives, if one could believe them, I was like average myself and I've done over the 25 years marriage trick so far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    As they say down here in Laois, "A taste of the grass makes a rogue of the beast." Therefore I have my doubts that the missus giving a fellow plenty of nookey will keep him from straying.:)

    And depriving him of it will likewise do no good. As that great Chinese philosopher Kung Fu pointed out: "Wife who puts husband in doghouse is only sending him to cathouse.":rolleyes:

    It's a no-win situation, ladies. Live with it!:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    What the scientists forgot is nothing attracts a woman to a man more then the smell of another woman's gowl on him, therefore his opportunities to cheat will increase.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    The ads on this thread are great! Health screening, cougar somethingorother....
    Lol!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,874 ✭✭✭✭PogMoThoin


    Nasal Sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,874 ✭✭✭✭PogMoThoin


    shedweller wrote: »
    The ads on this thread are great! Health screening, cougar somethingorother....
    Lol!!

    Google ads are based on your own search history


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    philologos wrote: »
    This nonetheless doesn't excuse the fact that men have a moral responsibility to be faithful to their wives / partners.
    .

    Were you not paying attention or what? Morals shmorals - nasal sprays is where it's at now.
    As the saying goes "the family that sprays together, stays together":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    PogMoThoin wrote: »
    Google ads are based on your own search history

    Classic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Mongarra


    So the men in committed relationships kept 10 to 15 cm - 4/5 inches - further away from the researcher than those not in a committed relationship. Now what does 10 to 15cm remind one of? And do the research scientists really think that small distance makes such a huge difference in comfort when meeting someone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    Now theres sneaky hormones making herself overweight. Feck this, i'm going to slapperface jacks tonight.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    60% of the time, it works everytime


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oxytocin is a 'love hormone' now?
    Sure that's what they gave me to induce labour - I sure as hell wasn't feeling any love for anyone - It bloody hurt like the bejesus!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Oxytocin is a 'love hormone' now?
    Sure that's what they gave me to induce labour - I sure as hell wasn't feeling any love for anyone - It bloody hurt like the bejesus!

    Isn't that the point of the nasal spray? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Didn't know birds could create nasal sprays.

    they can it's called sneezing ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    this will be very popular in upmarket girls secondary schools


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Sure shouldn't this be the attitude that should've been pushed to begin with!

    Nothing makes a lad happier then having sex at every opportunity in a relationship


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    ..and in tomorrow's news scientists prove that eating food makes you less hungry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    philologos wrote: »
    This nonetheless doesn't excuse the fact that men have a moral responsibility to be faithful to their wives / partners.

    Humans being rational creatures can exercise self-control.
    I'm having a reality crisis! I agree with philologos!?!


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