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The big snow.

  • 05-11-2012 8:27pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭


    Starting to get very cold and I'm hearing whisperings of a white winter. One old fella up the road went as far as to say that someone'll probably be kilt it'll be that bad.

    Are you prepared for it ? Got the long Johns airing out ? Snow shoes (wellies) at the ready ? Moved your coal bunker into the bedrooms and the beds into the hotpress ?

    If not I fear old man Marley up the road will be proven right yet again (he predicted the current Euro crisis - "Whats a fcukin Euro" he used to say and he was spot on) and someone will end up been kilt.

    Not me though cos I'm no fool. I still have all my snow gear I bought for the snow that never came last year. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Sure tis too cold to snow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You wouldn't want to be wearing a kilt in a blizzard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Kilt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,208 ✭✭✭fatmammycat




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    These long range forecasts are a load of poxology if you ask me.

    Where's MT Cranium when you need him?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Scioch wrote: »
    Starting to get very cold and I'm hearing whisperings of a white winter. One old fella up the road went as far as to say that someone'll probably be kilt it'll be that bad.

    Are you prepared for it ? Got the long Johns airing out ? Snow shoes (wellies) at the ready ? Moved your coal bunker into the bedrooms and the beds into the hotpress ?

    If not I fear old man Marley up the road will be proven right yet again (he predicted the current Euro crisis - "Whats a fcukin Euro" he used to say and he was spot on) and someone will end up been kilt.

    Not me though cos I'm no fool. I still have all my snow gear I bought for the snow that never came last year. ;)

    No, but then I'm not in Ireland :D. I am mildly concerned about -20C tempetures, but fthen there's always the all-day sauna.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    He'll be kilt? Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Every year there are tossers going around saying how there is going to be a big snow this year when in reality they don't know what the f*ck they're on about and it never happens and I'm sick of listening to it. Granted there was a fair bit of snow a few years ago and it f*cked up my skiing trip when Dublin airport got closed, but most of the time these people are wrong.

    Long range forecasts are almost pure guesswork, there is no point paying heed to anything that predicts specifics more than 4 days in advance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Im f*cked if it snows ...the luas will stop and Ill be stranded in my apartment! Wont be able to get to a supermarket either...

    Ill go live with my parents if it starts to snow.

    I f*cking love snow though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    brummytom wrote: »
    He'll be kilt? Jesus.

    Old man Marleys words not mine.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    A load of oul bollox.

    It'll be 7 degrees with drizzle Christmas day, same as most Christmasses bar '09 and '10.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I live in the snowiest city of Canada. People in Ireland should shut up and buy a few plows :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    mauzo wrote: »
    Im f*cked if it snows ...the luas will stop and Ill be stranded in my apartment! Wont be able to get to a supermarket either...

    Ill go live with my parents if it starts to snow.

    I f*cking love snow though

    Walk?

    Or do ya just want an excuse for home cooked meals and pampering?! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    I live in the snowiest city of Canada. People in Ireland should shut up and buy a few plows :pac:

    Do you come with the plow?:cool:

    Simpsons reference mods, don't ban me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    I live in the snowiest city of Canada. People in Ireland should shut up and buy a few plows :pac:

    Dont be daft. Cant sow anything in snow, wrong time a year anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Call Mr Plough

    Thats his name
















    That name again is Mr Plough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I hope it snows from December 24th to December 27th and then goes away. It'd be lovely on Christmas when I don't have to go anywhere but the novelty wears off pretty fast when you have yucky grown up things to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭mr.jingle


    This thread reminds me of this guy :D:D:D

    http://youtu.be/oT9z87GNL_g


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    I live in the snowiest city of Canada. People in Ireland should shut up and buy a few plows :pac:

    *Googles snowiest city of Canada* Result
    >
    Saguenay


    That's the gheyest sounding city I ever heard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Walk?

    Or do ya just want an excuse for home cooked meals and pampering?! :P

    The supermarket is a 20 minute walk away when theres no snow, I have a 2 year old...pushing a buggy through snow is NO FUN!

    It would take hours!

    Home cooked meals are a bonus though


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Snow can **** off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Seriously though, stock up on a few bags of salt, chains for the wheels of the car, grub and plenty of firing. You'll be sorry when your stuck in your driveway wheels spinning, afraid to get out and walk for fear of falling while painfully starving and freezing in equal measure and slowly dying of sorrow from hearing your own pitiful fruitless pleas for help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Head shops were awesome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    mauzo wrote: »
    The supermarket is a 20 minute walk away when theres no snow, I have a 2 year old...pushing a buggy through snow is NO FUN!

    It would take hours!

    Home cooked meals are a bonus though

    Nail him to an upturned skateboard, tie a rope around his neck and drag him. Or leave him with someone if your too lazy to do the draggin :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Sky King wrote: »
    These long range forecasts are a load of poxology if you ask me.

    Where's MT Cranium when you need him?

    He's gone on an igloo building course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    squod wrote: »
    *Googles snowiest city of Canada* Result
    >




    That's the gheyest sounding city I ever heard.

    Correction, apparently I live in the second snowiest city.

    Complain away so Ireland :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    I put new tyres on the car. It'll be fine.


    Never happen again. Mark my words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    mauzo wrote: »

    The supermarket is a 20 minute walk away when theres no snow, I have a 2 year old...pushing a buggy through snow is NO FUN!

    It would take hours!

    Home cooked meals are a bonus though

    Leave the 2 yr old at your parents, you party till the snow goes away! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Scioch wrote: »
    Seriously though, stock up on a few bags of salt, chains for the wheels of the car, grub and plenty of firing. You'll be sorry when your stuck in your driveway wheels spinning, afraid to get out and walk for fear of falling while painfully starving and freezing in equal measure and slowly dying of sorrow from hearing your own pitiful fruitless pleas for help.



    thats gonna be a great thread on After Hours


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    Already snowed up here. *
    *thinly veiled im up a mountain post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Oh no, I hate the frickin snow. I can't live with 2 months of having no water in my crappy house that seizes up every time the water pressure drops (which it does as soon as a freeze comes and everyone runs the taps to stop their badly insulated pipes from freezing). A ten degree plus winter all the way is all I hope for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭Fuh Q


    mauzo wrote: »
    Im f*cked if it snows ...the luas will stop and Ill be stranded in my apartment! Wont be able to get to a supermarket either...

    Ill go live with my parents if it starts to snow.

    I f*cking love snow though

    WTF ? whats wrong with people ? stranded because the luas will stop ? Man the **** up and walk like everyone else, its just snow, not nuclear fallout !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    If it's gonna snow, do it properly.... None of this white blanket crap.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I live in the snowiest city of Canada. People in Ireland should shut up and buy a few plows :pac:


    Right now I'm in a city that's at least as far north as Moose Jaw, Yukon and it's pissing rain.:rolleyes:

    What the fcuk is a plow? And whatever it is, why would Irish people want to buy one?:):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Truley


    I have Ice cleats and winter tyres for my bicycle - sorted!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    It won’t be surprising to see minimum temperatures fall to -10°C to -12°C and there will be disruption.

    No sh1t. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭Don't Chute!


    Fuh Q wrote: »
    WTF ? whats wrong with people ? stranded because the luas will stop ? Man the **** up and walk like everyone else, its just snow, not nuclear fallout !!

    Hahaha! Time for people in outer Dundrum to start panic buying supplies in case they get "stranded" for up to two hours!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Used to love a bit of snow and frost and all things cold when I was a student. -15? Bring it on I'd say.

    Now that I have to drive everyday into work all of that **** can **** right off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hahaha! Time for people in outer Dundrum to start panic buying supplies in case they get "stranded" for up to two hours!

    There's a 24 hour supermarket in inner Dundrum just asking to be pillaged.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Cant wait ,hit us hard I say:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    Can't remember the link, but a friend on Facebook posted a newspaper linnk hinting at an estimated -20 degrees come around December :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Fuh Q wrote: »
    WTF ? whats wrong with people ? stranded because the luas will stop ? Man the **** up and walk like everyone else, its just snow, not nuclear fallout !!

    Jeez dont sh*t yourself over it

    I have a 2 year old, if youve ever tried pushing a buggy in heavy snow you'd know its next to impossible....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mauzo wrote: »
    Jeez dont sh*t yourself over it

    I have a 2 year old, if youve ever tried pushing a buggy in heavy snow you'd know its next to impossible....

    Get him/her a sled!!!!

    http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/nahled/boy-on-the-sled-11286784430tM3D.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭DylanII


    I can guarantee it wont snow much this year. How? Because my dad bought me snow tyres :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Chucken wrote: »

    F*cking awesome.....Ill order one now. He would love it too

    I am no longer stranded, ye can all stop worrying about me now :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mauzo wrote: »
    F*cking awesome.....Ill order one now. He would love it too

    I am no longer stranded, ye can all stop worrying about me now :rolleyes:


    Aw, i was just going to make you a big pot of stew.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Chucken wrote: »
    Aw, i was just going to make you a big pot of stew.

    I still need the stew, the sled hasnt arrived yet!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I know a guy who has a baby carriage with skiis on it that he pulls behind his speed skiis on the cross country trails. And his dog pulls him, he looks awesome :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    hope we get 10 feet of snow!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    Call Mr Plough

    Thats his name


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    That name again is Mr Plough


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