Poetic spam e-mail.

Bipolar Joe

Sometimes I get spam that reads like poetry. One that just came in is:

[FONT=Bookman Old Style, Times New Roman][SIZE=-1][FONT=Bookman Old Style, Times New Roman][SIZE=-1]nature a death." * Thus
[/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT]Hey there. I am opposite your flat. I am magnetic. http://***** Check my page
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+2]the women to whom I go in the kitchen, as[/SIZE][/FONT]
I so often did in my childhood

Kylo Ren

Sometimes my balls itch.

lidllady

Nothing beats the classics!

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose **** was so **** ** ***** **** **
He walked down the street,
Just a ******** *** ****
While he carried he's ***** in a bucket!!!."

Spread

You're right there lidllady.

There was a young man from Aberystwyth
Who took out two young girls - to play whist with
They trumped his first trick
So he pulled out his *****
And shoved it up the holes that they pissed with

Potential-Monke

I prefer the simple ones myself:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got Alzheimers
Cheese on toast

TomWalkingDead

Thank you for posting this is made me LOL. Seriously though who comes up with these type of "Poetic" Spam? :P

Wacker The Attacker

Poets are the literary worlds answer to wine tasters

rainbowdrop

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I prefer the simple ones myself:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got Alzheimers
Cheese on toast

Simple, romantic ones are my favourite too:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van