More than one way to skin a cat.

AskMyChocolate

Heh gang,

Just thought I'd offer my solution to the appalling hardship that is being inflicted on the Irish citizenry.

As far as I can see, it seems to be a political problem. Germany, Finland and Holland don't want to take the hit for the rest of the Eurozone. But, this is just optics. But, optics count in the political spectrum.

I think that what we should do is change the goalposts. I am tired of hearing that gutless little Captain Boycott (Enda Kenny), talk about "our banks" and use the word "default".

They are not our banks. They are private companies that work in a global financial market. We have no more responsibility to cover their debts (regardless of what Peter Sutherland might say), than the German people have to cover the losses of DeutscheBank, or the Canadian citizenry have to cover the losses of Bank of Canada.

There is a big difference between defaulting on a debt and repudiating any responsibility to that debt.

So, after all that waffle, what is my solution?

I think that FLAC (as the attorney general is to close to the governmnt),should take a case against our own government,against the "bailout", on behalf of the Irish people.

Collective punishment is against all European and International law.

The beauty of this is that it would let Merkel off the hook with her own voters, while spreading toxic bank debt across the Eurozone on a per capita basis.

Turn it from a political issue into a judicial one.

I mean FFS what have we got to lose?

Choco.

Fr_Dougal

Mmmm....waffles...

Old Perry

My cats breath smells like cat food

Duckworth_Luas

Was hoping this tread would explain what other ways there are to skin a feline then peeling them like a banana!:mad:

Ghandee

B, b, b, bu, bu, but.....

But what about the deficit?

Thrill

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Germany, Finland and Holland don't want to take the hit for the rest of the Eurozone.

Thats damned selfish of them.

Pilotdude5

I like cats.

bgrizzley

i actually thought this thread was gonna be what it said on the tin...

Duckworth_Luas

bgrizzley wrote: »

i actually thought this thread was gonna be what it said on the tin...

8 out of 10 cats did!

Pottler

I fully agree. Is Flac that lad off the x factor?

shopaholic01

Personally, I prefer cats with their skin and fur intact.

KTRIC

I know 2 ways to skin a cat

KKkitty

Ah here, leave me out of it :pac: Seriously though the so called leaders of this country need to tighten their own belts for a start. Their salaries are sickening. Their little meet and greets with foreign dignitaries should be kept to a minimum so if Merkel wants to see Enda she knows where he is.

AskMyChocolate

Pottler wrote: »

I fully agree. Is Flac that lad off the x factor?

Yes.... Yes he is.

*cries*

mattjack

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Heh gang,

Just thought I'd offer my solution to the appalling hardship that is being inflicted on the Irish citizenry.

As far as I can see, it seems to be a political problem. Germany, Finland and Holland don't want to take the hit for the rest of the Eurozone. But, this is just optics. But, optics count in the political spectrum.

I think that what we should do is change the goalposts. I am tired of hearing that gutless little Captain Boycott (Enda Kenny), talk about "our banks" and use the word "default".

They are not our banks. They are private companies that work in a global financial market. We have no more responsibility to cover their debts (regardless of what Peter Sutherland might say), than the German people have to cover the losses of DeutscheBank, or the Canadian citizenry have to cover the losses of Bank of Canada.

There is a big difference between defaulting on a debt and repudiating any responsibility to that debt.

So, after all that waffle, what is my solution?

I think that FLAC (as the attorney general is to close to the governmnt),should take a case against our own government,against the "bailout", on behalf of the Irish people.

Collective punishment is against all European and International law.

The beauty of this is that it would let Merkel off the hook with her own voters, while spreading toxic bank debt across the Eurozone on a per capita basis.

Turn it from a political issue into a judicial one.

I mean FFS what have we got to lose?

Choco.

"Adjusts monocle"
Anyone who gets Merkel and Beauty into the same sentence needs to be detained and observed for at least 59 hours.

BBDBB

couldnt we just Storm the Bastille?

AskMyChocolate

KKkitty wrote: »

Ah here, leave me out of it :pac: Seriously though the so called leaders of this country need to tighten their own belts for a start. Their salaries are sickening. Their little meet and greets with foreign dignitaries should be kept to a minimum so if Merkel wants to see Enda she knows where he is.

Soup and a sandwich in Foley's.

*pronounced "sangich". Now that'll scare her; if the ballads don't.:pac: *

juice1304

Why skin'm Halloween is just around the corner shove a banger up his arse:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9TIO4U_eHI

AskMyChocolate

BBDBB wrote: »

couldnt we just Storm the Bastille?

We could, but, we tried it before, and since then those Fruit Gums have been lording it over us ever since. We were ill-prepared.

BBDBB

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

We could, but, we tried it before, and since then those Fruit Gums have been lording it over us ever since. We were ill-prepared.

*makes note

"Remember a packed lunch"

Pottler

BBDBB wrote: »

couldnt we just Storm the Bastille?

I get seasick on ferries, I just thought I'd mention that, in case theres press-ganging or anything. Anyway, It doesn't matter, I'm gonna die on the Funeral thread anyway, but I wish ye well with the revolt. Go Flac!

KKkitty

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Soup and a sandwich in Foley's.

*pronounced "sangich". Now that'll scare her; if the ballads don't.:pac: *

Enda will no doubt serve said soup and sangich on a silver platter and obligatory Mayo on the sangich

Eriopis

KKkitty wrote: »

Enda will no doubt serve said soup and sangich on a silver platter and obligatory Mayo on the sangich

the whole county?

charlemont

Old Perry wrote: »

My cats breath smells like cat food

I just fed the cat... And I'm waiting on a pizza in my oven now..

KKkitty

Eriopis wrote: »

the whole county?

Of course They're not touching Kilkenny though. Henry will annihilate them with one slap of his hurl.

AskMyChocolate

Thrill wrote: »

Thats damned selfish of them.

God, I hope you're being sarcastic, otherwise I might get banned.

Pottler

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

God, I hope you're being sarcastic, otherwise I might get banned.

You should do it for the Thrill.

Cee-Jay-Cee

If you split a cat down the middle of its skull you can peel the skin off the carcass pretty easily, it comes off like a glove. The only other way i can think of is to make a slit along its under belly or along the top of it and peel it down/upwards. So in effect thats three ways to skin a cat.

Voltex

Creppy, sneaky, rotten animals

Thrill

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

God, I hope you're being sarcastic, otherwise I might get banned.

Yep.

But the more I think about it......

AskMyChocolate

KKkitty wrote: »

Of course They're not touching Kilkenny though. Henry will annihilate them with one slap of his hurl.

Jaysus Kitty, could you imagine the force that could be assembled if Tipp and Kilkenny ever decided to mend bridges? :eek: :pac:

To paraphrase Bill Shankly," They'll have to go to Mars to find a team".

El Weirdo

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I think that FLAC (as the attorney general is to close to the governmnt),should take a case against our own government,against the "bailout", on behalf of the Irish people.

As opposed to WAV, mp3 or Ogg Vorbis?

Dangerous Man

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Heh gang,

Just thought I'd offer my solution to the appalling hardship that is being inflicted on the Irish citizenry.

As far as I can see, it seems to be a political problem. Germany, Finland and Holland don't want to take the hit for the rest of the Eurozone. But, this is just optics. But, optics count in the political spectrum.

I think that what we should do is change the goalposts. I am tired of hearing that gutless little Captain Boycott (Enda Kenny), talk about "our banks" and use the word "default".

They are not our banks. They are private companies that work in a global financial market. We have no more responsibility to cover their debts (regardless of what Peter Sutherland might say), than the German people have to cover the losses of DeutscheBank, or the Canadian citizenry have to cover the losses of Bank of Canada.

There is a big difference between defaulting on a debt and repudiating any responsibility to that debt.

So, after all that waffle, what is my solution?

I think that FLAC (as the attorney general is to close to the governmnt),should take a case against our own government,against the "bailout", on behalf of the Irish people.

Collective punishment is against all European and International law.

The beauty of this is that it would let Merkel off the hook with her own voters, while spreading toxic bank debt across the Eurozone on a per capita basis.

Turn it from a political issue into a judicial one.

I mean FFS what have we got to lose?

Choco.

Nothing in this post matters - everyone is just going to talk about cats.

OneArt

You leave Deutsche Bank out of this. They gave me a free phone.

No seriously they did. If you're a member and you sign a friend up, you get a phone. It's not as fancy as a house but it's one less thing to buy.

AskMyChocolate

CJC999 wrote: »

If you split a cat down the middle of its skull you can peel the skin off the carcass pretty easily, it comes off like a glove. The only other way i can think of is to make a slit along its under belly or along the top of it and peel it down/upwards. So in effect thats three ways to skin a cat.

And we haven't even started on roadkil.


Om Nom Nyom. :pac:

old_aussie

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Heh gang,

Just thought I'd offer my solution to the appalling hardship that is being inflicted on the Irish citizenry.

O dear, I'll try and take up a collection for you

Pottler

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Nothing in this post matters - everyone is just going to talk about cats.

Which is cat, altogether. Even if we didn't, would the world change??? "Ohh, they said somthing there on Boards, Enda, we'll have to pay heed - summons the cabinet."