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What's the most amount of toilet roll you have used to wipe your bum?

Mr.Crinklewood · 2012-10-24 09:52:02

Need to buy more now myself. I just did a poo which was the poo equivalent of the everlasting gob stopper.

24-10-2012 9:52am

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Mr.Crinklewood

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Need to buy more now myself.

I just did a poo which was the poo equivalent of the everlasting gob stopper.

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#2 24-10-2012 9:53am

the groutch

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Juan Sheet

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#3 24-10-2012 9:53am

phasers

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I think in these austere times we should be discussing how little TP you can comfortably get away with using

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#4 24-10-2012 9:53am

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Just get a spoon and scoop it out

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#5 24-10-2012 9:53am

JohnMarston

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One entire roll at once. Because i can

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#6 24-10-2012 9:57am

gurramok

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On the semi liquid motions(;), when its fully wiped and then along outta nowhere another poop drops. Then take 2 on the wiping, very frustrating, takes alot of bogroll

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#7 24-10-2012 10:00am

davet82

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i stopped using toilet roll because of the reccession...

i wipe my arse with my hand and then run it under the tap :cool:

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#8 24-10-2012 10:00am

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I usually wipe on a newborn puppy before throwing it out the window

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#9 24-10-2012 10:02am

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No one cares.

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