Gents, do you ever sit down while going for a wee?

Omackeral · 22-10-2012 3:56pm #1

Is there ever a time when this is acceptable? I've done it when I've had Morning Wood (aka a P*ss Horn) as the stream is prone to forking and splashing everywhere. Ditto for after intercourse.

Other times I just do it as a treat to myself as I read a few chapters of a book on the throne.

Mr. CooL ICE · 22-10-2012 3:57pm

Yes. I can rarely pee in one direction. It's always 2-3 random directions that can't be controlled.

MagicMarker · 22-10-2012 3:58pm

A wee what?

kfallon · 22-10-2012 3:58pm

When you have a pisshorn you lie across the jax, pisshorn pushed down into the bowl, stretch out your arms and sing, "Superman!"

Korvanica · 22-10-2012 4:03pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yVqVHvt0

This...

castletownman · 22-10-2012 4:03pm

kfallon wrote: »

When you have a pisshorn you lie across the jax, pisshorn pushed down into the bowl, stretch out your arms and sing, "Superman!"

I prefer the Usain Bolt pose

actuallylike · 22-10-2012 4:05pm

No, because then you're in the poo position and a poo might try to come out when you hadn't intended to and so then you're sitting there with a bit of poo hanging out but not enough to complete an entire poo to drop. Cue holding the bowl and giving it an old shake.

wnolan1992 · 22-10-2012 4:08pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Other times I just do it as a treat to myself as I read a few chapters of a book on the throne.

Jesus dude, how long does it take you to have a piss?

Super-Rush · 22-10-2012 4:11pm

We don't bloody care.

What is it with you people and fcuking toilet threads?

Gents, do you ever sit down while going for a wee?

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