Friend you just want to say "Come on Man"

astonaidan

So gang, have any of ye ever had a friend you just want to tell to cop on.
Ive been messing with this girl I know for years on the aul facebook, just like having the craic with.
Then my friend says "Why are you always doing this to Mary, shes really cool and nice and you always insult her"
I literally have never besides this moment put my hand to my head and said Really.
This however sadly isnt the first time he done this, hes the guy whos plan to get girls is to do everything for them then they will have to love him.
So anything similar going on in yere world

RMD

Sounds like he thinks taking the nice guy approach will work. He's now forever stuck in the friend zone.

The Master

astonaidan wrote: »

I literally have never besides this moment put my hand to my head and said Really.

wut?

bb1234567

Is this a question ?

flutterflye

I found that post very hard to understand.
No, I can't say I have come across that in my world tbh.

astonaidan

The Master wrote: »

wut?

Palm to head "Really?" wow twice in one hour :pac:

bb1234567 wrote: »

Is this a question ?

Yeah maybe you havent been blessed with lame as friends

mauzo

We are more of a 'leave it out' kind of group....

dodderangler

Ily tell ur friend to come on?
Cum on what?

LizT

Can anyone translate the OP?

ArtSmart

a/ drunk poster revealing himself as a, well....

or

b/ troll exercise

or

c/ very drunk poster having at 'laugh' at poor aul AH's expense.

ArtyC

Im so confused

kneemos

LizT wrote: »

Can anyone translate the OP?

Telling a friend to cop on when thier being an asshole.

Where To

It's times like this I'm glad I have no friends.

msg11

He is asking have we ever told over friends to cop on with women or just let them get used by them. His friend is the type that runs around after women, while he insults them and get's there knickers dropping like hot stones. His friend more than likly has to her said women go on about been insulted and used by the OP.

But em no I have never told a friend to cop on regards women, but I used to be like yer mate and ye can tell him from me to cop on it dose not work. As yer man from Tallafornia once said 'Treat em mean, keep em keen'.

ArtSmart

kneemos wrote: »

Telling a friend to cop on when thier being an asshole.

so an asshole is someone who tells their friend not to be an immature git?


you calling me an asshole?

Chucken

The Master wrote: »

wut?

*sigh*

He said: I literally have never besides this moment put my hand to my head and said Really.

ArtSmart

msg11 wrote: »

He is asking have we ever told over friends to cop on with women or just let them get used by them. His friend is the type that runs around after women, while he insults them and get's there knickers dropping like hot stones. His friend more than likly has to her said women go on about been insulted and used by the OP.

But em no I have never told a friend to cop on regards women, but I used to be like yer mate and ye can tell him from me to cop on it dose not work. As yer man from Tallafornia once said 'Treat em mean, keep em keen'.

sigh.

ArtSmart

Chucken wrote: »

*sigh*

two sighs back to back.

does that make us lovers?

Tea_Bag

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

msg11

ArtSmart wrote: »

sigh.

Ha, don't worry yourself I don't practice his motto. In fact the comedy value of him saying that still lives on in my mind. 'Treat em mean, keep em keen and all that'.

But been serious OP, if your friends way of chatting up women is this way then so be it, leave him too it.

Chucken

ArtSmart wrote: »

two sighs back to back.

does that make us lovers?

No..you're thinking of 2 thighs not sighs


*sigh*

ArtSmart

Tea_Bag wrote: »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Exactly.













:eek:

ArtSmart

Chucken wrote: »

No..you're thinking of 2 thighs not sighs


*sigh*

I'd settle for a wing at this stage....

1ZRed

Where To wrote: »

It's times like this I'm glad I have no friends.

Tough shít.

Friend request sent! :pac:

Chucken

1ZRed wrote: »

Tough shít.

Friend request sent! :pac:

You know Iz.. I saw the thread title and thought of you :D

astonaidan

msg11 wrote: »

Ha, don't worry yourself I don't practice his motto. In fact the comedy value of him saying that still lives on in my mind. 'Treat em mean, keep em keen and all that'.

But been serious OP, if your friends way of chatting up women is this way then so be it, leave him too it.

Hah I dont really do the treat em mean thing, I can just have the craic with them.
Its also a girl who Im friends with more than him.
What actually makes this funnier is around guys hes totally normal but once a girl comes along, he changes to the most idiotic guy, buying them drinks, getting them lifts home.
This even from girls his friends are with, but I dont try change people hence why I havent told him to cop on!

CarMe

Im saying it right now!

1ZRed

Chucken wrote: »

You know Iz.. I saw the thread title and thought of you :D

Was much as I appreciate you imagining me cumming on guys, I'd like to ask you to stop. It's durty

humberklog

astonaidan wrote: »

Hah I dont really do the treat em mean thing, I can just have the craic with them.
Its also a girl who Im friends with more than him.
What actually makes this funnier is around guys hes totally normal but once a girl comes along, he changes to the most idiotic guy, buying them drinks, getting them lifts home.
This even from girls his friends are with, but I dont try change people hence why I havent told him to cop on!

Good god.

The King of Moo

astonaidan wrote: »

So gang, have any of ye ever had a friend you just want to tell to cop on.
Ive been messing with this girl I know for years on the aul facebook, just like having the craic with.
Then my friend says "Why are you always doing this to Mary, shes really cool and nice and you always insult her"
I literally have never besides this moment put my hand to my head and said Really.
This however sadly isnt the first time he done this, hes the guy whos plan to get girls is to do everything for them then they will have to love him.
So anything similar going on in yere world

Literally what you should do right is be all like o my god i know when hes at that carry on and just be completely whatever with im cos hes only doin it for the attention shur best thing ta do is hav a bitta craic shur and be totally like ya anyway what were u saying there tom? just completely ignore him like and hell stop an anyway i herd hes gay cos he wudnt shift my friend

xxx

Chucken

The King of Moo wrote: »

Literally what you should do right is be all like o my god i know when hes at that carry on and just be completely whatever with im cos hes only doin it for the attention shur best thing ta do is hav a bitta craic shur and be totally like ya anyway what were u saying there tom? just completely ignore him like and hell stop an anyway i herd hes gay cos he wudnt shift my friend

xxx

xxx

mud

The King of Moo wrote: »

Literally what you should do right is be all like o my god i know when hes at that carry on and just be completely whatever with im cos hes only doin it for the attention shur best thing ta do is hav a bitta craic shur and be totally like ya anyway what were u saying there tom? just completely ignore him like and hell stop an anyway i herd hes gay cos he wudnt shift my friend

xxx

Chucken wrote: »

xxx

Crai evy tyme

Einhard

mauzo wrote: »

We are more of a 'leave it out' kind of group....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2m5vMx8wc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2m5vMx8wc

mauzo

Einhard wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2m5vMx8wc

Can YOu put up a link...I'm on my phone.

Sorcha16

Just turn it off and on again

Richard Hillman

The OP watching MNF by any chance

astonaidan

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The OP watching MNF by any chance

Whats MNF

Chucken

astonaidan wrote: »

Whats MNF

Monday Night Football??

BBDBB

astonaidan wrote: »

Whats MNF

Mate Nearly F*cked

PizzamanIRL

Cool, I always wanted to be part of a gang.

Irish Guitarist

I'm friends with my nephews on Facebook. I have no idea what the hell they're talking about most of the time. Most of it is indecipherable text speak. It would be easier to read Egyptian hieroglyphics.