So I'm dating a hipster.

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 2:47pm #1

There should be a support group for this.

Any tips on how to not ridicule him all the time?

Logical Fallacy · 13-10-2012 2:48pm

Like attracts like.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-10-2012 2:48pm

buy a pair of normal jeans and beat him to death with them

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 2:50pm

The desperation is strong in this one

Phoenix Park · 13-10-2012 2:50pm

What the fux a hipster?

I must be getting old

dodderangler · 13-10-2012 2:51pm

Phoenix Park wrote: »

What the fux a hipster?

I must be getting old

Think it's either a pair of jeans or it's a young hip wipper snapper that's coooooolll

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 2:51pm

I should clarify that he dresses like a hipster, not acts like one.

So technically I shouldn't care I suppose.

Crann na Beatha · 13-10-2012 2:51pm

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Turtyturd · 13-10-2012 2:55pm

Nope, but there are probably no lenses in his oversized glasses so just stick your fingers through them and laugh at the result.

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 2:55pm

In fairness if you have to stop yourself from ridiculing him, then wtf are you doing with him?

I think you're a closeted hipster lover that only acts like a hipsterphobe to try to cover it up.

I see right through you

klose · 13-10-2012 2:55pm

Hipsters are the scourge of the earth

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 2:58pm

1ZRed wrote: »

In fairness if you have to stop yourself from ridiculing him, then wtf are you doing with him?

I think you're a closeted hipster lover that only acts like a hipsterphobe to try to cover it up.

I see right through you

Only his clothing. And aren't we all taught that caring about appearances that much is shallow?

Rothko · 13-10-2012 3:02pm

The word hipster is really getting overused.

jester77 · 13-10-2012 3:02pm

How do you drown a hipster??

In the main stream

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 3:03pm

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 3:06pm

judgefudge wrote: »

Only his clothing. And aren't we all taught that caring about appearances that much is shallow?

True, but it's something that bothers you a bit. Pretending it doesn't, doesn't make you less shallow.

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 3:12pm

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!

Rayne Wooney · 13-10-2012 3:23pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!

NegativeCreep · 13-10-2012 3:25pm

I bought new clothes today. Brought them home and realised they were total hipster clothes. But I love them

Guess I'm just gonna have to be a hipster :L

latenia · 13-10-2012 3:30pm

Phoenix Park wrote: »

What the fux a hipster?

I must be getting old

How old are you exactly?

The first dictionary to list the word is the short glossary "For Characters Who Don't Dig Jive Talk," which was included with Harry Gibson's 1944 album, Boogie Woogie In Blue. The entry for "hipsters" defined them as "characters who like hot jazz."[

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 3:31pm

Phoenix wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

show him this!

He has actually seen this! He's in denial about the fact that he is a hipster. I said it to him once and he got quite defensive, so considering we have only been seeing each other a month or two I haven't said anything since.

Is it a phase? I can't stop mentally ridiculing him and then feelin like a judgmental twat for doing it.

Prick! · 13-10-2012 3:33pm

judgefudge wrote: »

I should clarify that he dresses like a hipster, not acts like one.

So technically I shouldn't care I suppose.

Poor you. Your own fault sure.

He's probably stealing your skinny jeans.

MistyCheese · 13-10-2012 3:36pm

Pfft, I was dating a hipster before there was a thread on Boards about it.

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 3:39pm

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Because I didn't get the reference, does it mean I passed the "I'm not a hipster test"?

theteal · 13-10-2012 3:39pm

dating???

pffffft, hipster!

Aoifey! · 13-10-2012 3:39pm

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

efb · 13-10-2012 3:40pm

thinly veiled I have a boyfriend thread

Richard Hillman · 13-10-2012 3:40pm

You're so dumped when relationships go mainstream. Relationships are at the moment very gothic/bohemian. When Jennifer Aniston brings out another rom-com you are fooked

Sky King · 13-10-2012 3:42pm

judgefudge wrote: »

He's in denial about the fact that he is a hipster. .

All hipsters are in denial about being one.

Pottler · 13-10-2012 4:22pm

"I'm dating a hipster"... So?

TeddyTedson · 13-10-2012 4:22pm

I miss emos. Now they were cool!

13-10-2012 4:25pm

Great.
So it's bash 'Hipster' time.
Is there no end to this sh1t?

jugger0 · 13-10-2012 4:29pm

Does he even lift?

seven_eleven · 13-10-2012 4:29pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I miss emos. Now they were cool!

At least the emo young wans were total rides. Now hipster young wans just wear gigantic ould man glasses and are all simpletons.

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 4:56pm

jugger0 wrote: »

Does he even lift?

?

Gone Drinking · 13-10-2012 5:12pm

9959 wrote: »

Great.
So it's bash 'Hipster' time.
Is there no end to this sh1t?

haha, we got one!

REEL HIM IN BOYS!!

rubadubduba · 13-10-2012 5:55pm

To judge a fudge is to date a hipster

13-10-2012 5:58pm

Gone Drinking wrote: »

haha, we got one!

REEL HIM IN BOYS!!

Reel him in yourself, you lazy git!

JupiterKid · 13-10-2012 6:06pm

Does he eat in Boojum and drink in the Workingman's Club? Those places seem to be Hipster Central.

ArtyC · 13-10-2012 6:08pm

Gone Drinking wrote: »

haha, we got one!

REEL HIM IN BOYS!!

HaHaHa excellent!!

But seriously run for your life!!

Captain Danger · 13-10-2012 6:12pm

I was dating hipsters before it was cool.

Shakti · 13-10-2012 6:13pm

does he like cats and opium?

M1XR · 13-10-2012 6:13pm

I actually advise you to get tested for HIV.
A lot of hipsters have it because they heard it was a retro-virus.

1ZRed · 13-10-2012 6:16pm

M1XR wrote: »

I actually advise you to get tested for HIV.
A lot of hipsters have it because they heard it was a retro-virus.

No need. Hipsters had been using protection way before it was mainstream

Smidge · 13-10-2012 6:38pm

"I don't know what a hipster is"*

*said in tracker mortgage ad voice

kumate_champ07 · 13-10-2012 6:46pm

JupiterKid wrote: »

Does he eat in Boojum and drink in the Workingman's Club? Those places seem to be Hipster Central.

also prob drinks an alt flavor of some american soda, posts status updates with a heart comment, has a small ugly dog and ironically makes fun of hipsters

judgefudge · 13-10-2012 6:46pm

He's squeezing into his skinny jeans now.

Temptamperu · 13-10-2012 7:15pm

Whats the difference between a homeless and a hipster? An iphone.

nocoverart · 13-10-2012 7:19pm

Growing up in the 90's was way cooler and hip than this generation who are only interested in been cool and hip

Neewbie_noob · 13-10-2012 7:19pm

judgefudge wrote: »

There should be a support group for this.

Any tips on how to not ridicule him all the time?

I was dating a hipster before it was cool

I was cool before being cool was cool

So I'm dating a hipster.

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