Do you slice your sandwich lengthwise or diagonally ?

Neewbie_noob

As the thread title suggests .. which one do you do?
Personally, I prefer them diagonally.

Put your idea of a perfect sangwich in there too

Sauve

I roll them into a ball.

Biggins

Lengthwise

Sauve wrote: »

I roll them into a ball.

Score!

juan.kerr

Lengthwise

Preference is definitely diagonal, sometimes I don't slice at all though.

Local-womanizer

Lengthways mostly but If I'm feeling a little cheeky ill go diagonally, usually at weekends.

FANTAPANTS

Lengthwise

TRIANGLES ALL THE WAY

juan.kerr

Lengthwise

Perfect sandwich:

Nutty doorstep, toasted, with butter, mayo and cold slices of home roasted chicken breast.

Biggins

Lengthwise

Diagonally for me.
Easier to eat I find.

Neewbie_noob

Lengthwise

Perfect sanbo.

Batch bread, tueky, ham, rashers loads of bbq sauce, salty tayto, smokey bacon tayto, NO BUTTER, put into the sandwich toaster thing.

Pride Fighter

I do both. Depending on my mood.

Larianne

Lengthwise

I usually cut them into triangles. I somehow think they taste better that way but I suspect it's because they fit easier into my mouth.

Perfect sambo??
Brown multigrain bread
fat mayonaise (non of this light shíte)
mustard
lettuce
tomato
red onion
avocado
ham
chicken
cheese
(sometimes toasted).

Shryke

I'm glad you asked. They taste better with a diagonal cut. Triangles are more tasty than rectangles. That's science. It's why pizza is so nice.

kenyard

Lengthwise

Shryke wrote: »

I'm glad you asked. They taste better with a diagonal cut. Triangles are more tasty than rectangles. That's science. It's why pizza is so nice.

its not science. but you are right.
i dunno why but i always prefer triangles also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardysVzHwSA

gdavis

are pizzas not round?????!!!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yeah triangles are the way to go.

Don't bother trying star shaped ones or fancy hexagon ones.....disaster!

Neewbie_noob

Lengthwise

Larianne wrote: »

(non of this light shíte)

Marry ME

assuming you're a lady :P

Shryke

kenyard wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

I'm glad you asked. They taste better with a diagonal cut. Triangles are more tasty than rectangles. That's science. It's why pizza is so nice.

its not science. but you are right.
i dunno why but i always prefer triangles also.

Hmm. No, it's definitely science.

Shryke

gdavis wrote: »

are pizzas not round?????!!!

Shirley you slice your pizza.

Larianne

Lengthwise

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

Marry ME

assuming you're a lady :P

If you're rich, yes.

If you're not, no.

I know a priest who can marry us and all!

juan.kerr

Lengthwise

Triangles are a bit fuddy-duddy.

Remmy

lengthwise mostly but for sausage or rasher sambos I slice em diagonally and add lashes of ketchup. It just works attacking the corners first on those sambos

kirving

Neither. I slice them at about 20-30 degrees. It makes them seem bigger.

Shakti

Lengthwise? shirley you mean Widthwise.

juan.kerr

Lengthwise

Kevin Irving wrote: »

Neither. I slice them at about 20-30 degrees. It makes them seem bigger.

But they don't stack cleanly.

Neewbie_noob

Lengthwise

Larianne wrote: »

If you're rich, yes.

Damn

Shryke

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

Larianne wrote: »

If you're rich, yes.

Damn

Jesus man try lying a bit, you might at least get sex the once. Make sure to use the fanciest Johnny you can, one with bells on. Ribbed bells that vibrate.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I want Larianne to make me a sandwich, and not in a sexist way. It just sounds like she knows whats shes doing!

Neewbie_noob

Lengthwise

Shryke wrote: »

Jesus man try lying a bit, you might at least get sex the once. Make sure to use the fanciest Johnny you can, one with bells on. Ribbed bells that vibrate.

Or if I'm really posh, have my butler put it on for me

Larianne

Lengthwise

benwavner wrote: »

I want Larianne to make me a sandwich, and not in a sexist way. It just sounds like she knows whats shes doing!

Forgot to add salt and pepper to that list.

Yes, I make good sandwiches because I'm a shíte cook. It's a matter of survival.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Larianne wrote: »

Forgot to add salt and pepper to that list.

Yes, I make good sandwiches because I'm a shíte cook. It's a matter of survival.

Aw you ruined it, I cant hack salt on sambo's.

Unless it's a mashed potato sandwich.

Larianne

Lengthwise

benwavner wrote: »

Aw you ruined it, I cant hack salt on sambo's.

Unless it's a mashed potato sandwich.

Tis only a little bit, for the tomatoes.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Larianne wrote: »

Tis only a little bit, for the tomatoes.

Ah jaysis, I'l try anything once, or twice, or three times. Not on a chicken one though.

3ndahalfof6

door steps is all

Hande hoche!

Lengthwise

These threads are making me regret running out of bread.

Larianne

Lengthwise

benwavner wrote: »

Ah jaysis, I'l try anything once, or twice, or three times. Not on a chicken one though.

Why not??

There's defo an art to making sandwiches. Lettuce and cheese always on the outside so tomatoes don't make the bread go soggy etc.

marshbaboon

I like to leave them as is, makes it quicker and easier to stuff it into my food hole and get the chore of feeding myself out of the way quicker.

areyawell

Lengthwise

My wife cuts them into a diagonal for me. Wouldn't know about cooking or making sandwiches, cleaning or anthin like that.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Larianne wrote: »

Why not??

There's defo an art to making sandwiches. Lettuce and cheese always on the outside so tomatoes don't make the bread go soggy etc.

yeah, I appreciate a good sandwich. Nothing worse than a soggy sandwich. Well, stale bread...whats the point!

MJ23

Lengthways during the week, and diagonally at the weekend. Strange, i know.

maxfresh

Lengthways if i'm feeling common ,diagonally if i'm feelin a bit posh

johnayo

Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I don¹t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll

Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and
tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll

Well whether you¹re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If you¹re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
There¹s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll

Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll

Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I can¹t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll

Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll

Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll

Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll:D:D:D

themadchef

maxfresh wrote: »

Lengthways if i'm feeling common ,diagonally if i'm feelin a bit posh

..and there you have it. You are entirely correct Max.

It's all about perception.

One simply doesnt send out square sandwiches, does one! Even though the sandiwch pan is indeed itself square

Loada bollix really isint it. So long as it's fresh, and well presented, the cut should be irrelevant.

I dont tend to cut mine at all, two hands, hom nyom :P

123 LC

Lengthwise

dam i meant to click length ways but clicked diagonally

Giselle

Larianne wrote: »

I usually cut them into triangles. I somehow think they taste better that way but I suspect it's because they fit easier into my mouth.

They undoubtedly taste better, but I'm a bit worried you stick half a sandwich in your mouth in one go!

Larianne

Lengthwise

Giselle wrote: »

They undoubtedly taste better, but I'm a bit worried you stick half a sandwich in your mouth in one go!

Oh, I'm ever so ladylike when I eat sandwiches, don't you worry

Madam_X

Diagonal because it gives the illusion of a nicer taste. In the same way that pasta shells taste nicer than penne and tea tastes nicer out of a dark-coloured mug. All in my head of course but dammit it still seems real.

Diagonally. Unless it's batch obviously.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Deleted User wrote: »

Diagonally. Unless it's batch obviously.

Ewwww batch.

Smidge

Depends on the type of sandwich I guess..

Hot sandwich = cut horizontally

Cold sandwich = cut diagonally

GLaDOS

I don't bother cutting them, wastes valuable sandwich eating time