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STING RING

  • 03-10-2012 9:24am
    #1
    leonidas83
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭


    Got a bad dose of this today, any1 have any cures or ways to help it, can barely sit down today


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wot?


  • #3
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    I see it's possible to get fraped on boards as well.


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Savlon cream and baby wipes for when you gotta take a dump!

    Both will be highly conducive to the needs of your botty!


  • #5
    SunnyDub1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    sudocrem


  • #6
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    A nice vindaloo should see you right.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,591 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Your partner is obviously too big for you.


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I know it'll be hard to resist but lay off the fingers in the bum for a few days. Back to a more conventional 'pedal n crank' for you til the sting goes out of your ring.


  • #9
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Drink plenty of fluids, get more fibre in your diet, and consider a tablespoon of olive oil each morning to keep things running smoothly.


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Anyone else think of this when they read the title???

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_p4VwHQ9AM


  • #11
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Do a hand-stand in the shower with the shower turned to cold.


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  • #12
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    A cucumber should do the trick.


  • #13
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Thought it was ring sting?


  • #14
    darrcow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭darrcow


    get your partner to give it a good licking works for me all the time :D


  • #15
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    thanks OP.... We really wanted to know about your bowl movements at this hour of the morning.....


  • #16
    Logical_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Logical_Bear


    give you're hole a good wipe with a pot scrub.Should have you sorted


  • #17
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Nothing worse than sitting on the throne and it feels like you are shitting glass :(


  • #18
    leonidas83
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    darrcow wrote: »
    get your partner to give it a good licking works for me all the time :D

    Good idea, id love a good dose of rimming now, would cool that ****er right down


  • #19
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    How about just cowboying up and get on with it, or failing that go see you local butcher and get a kilo of liver, ram it up your cake....that should do the trick.


  • #20
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Think hard before you start another thread.


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