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why would anyone buy a avensis or passat

  • 28-09-2012 10:04am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22


    im talking about 05 onwards when you could just fork out the extra few quid for a Audi A4 Sline much better car and good on juice


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    proud Audi owner:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭MuppetCheck


    im talking about 05 onwards when you could just fork out the extra few quid for a Audi A4 Sline much better car and good on juice

    In what ways is it a better car?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,272 ✭✭✭✭Atomic Pineapple


    Why buy an A4 when you can buy a Porsche 911......much better car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    Maybe, just maybe people don't have the extra few quid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    im talking about 05 onwards when you could just fork out the extra few quid for a Audi A4 Sline much better car and good on juice

    what makes you think everyone has the extra few quid?

    By that logic, why get an A4, when you could get an A6 for a bit more money


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,127 ✭✭✭kirving


    What idiot buys an A6, when you can get an A8 for not much more?! No point having a big car with a small engine, may as well get the S8!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,792 ✭✭✭Ded_Zebra


    You're right an A4 is way better than a Passat


















    Note: Might be sarcasm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,014 ✭✭✭Soarer


    You're not trying to sell an A4 by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    you could just fork out the extra few quid for a Audi A4 Sline much better car and good on juice
    And then keep forking out an extra few quid every year for as long as you keep the thing. :rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    mmm what makes it a better car let me think..looks wise A4 blows them out of the water,much more comfortable,just as good on the diesel,has a ****** magnet on board...the list goes on what a silly question to ask :rolleyes:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    won't be selling it for a long time unless im upgrading ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,712 ✭✭✭✭R.O.R


    mmm what makes it a better car let me think..looks wise A4 blows them out of the water,much more comfortable,just as good on the diesel,has a ****** magnet on board...the list goes on what a silly question to ask :rolleyes:

    Why buy an A4 S-Line when we all know a 5 Series M-Sport kicks it's ass back to the Fatherland :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Because putting a calf and a bag of meal in back of an Audi is a fecking pain , also if I was into drug dealing in London I wouldn't make it so bloody obvious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Why buy an A4 when you can buy a superb? Spend a week in Vegas on the difference, get all the ***** you want


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,127 ✭✭✭kirving


    Looks wise, the new Audi's make the previous geneations look very dated IMO.******-magnet on board? Let me guess, you've lowered yours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭MuppetCheck


    mmm what makes it a better car let me think..looks wise A4 blows them out of the water,much more comfortable,just as good on the diesel,has a ****** magnet on board...the list goes on what a silly question to ask :rolleyes:

    I just wanted to know what I was missing out on. I can't believe I have survived all these years without knowing that. I'm going to run out and buy me one now!

    Any advice on which spec/engine to go for?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    Any advice on which spec/engine to go for?
    Best keep it basic spec, you're going to have to pay for any ***** pulled by that magnet ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    draffodx wrote: »
    Why buy an A4 when you can buy a Porsche 911......much better car.

    Ah sure why get a 911 when you could just fork out the extra few quid for an Merchilago.

    $$$ and need that's why.

    Silly thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭markoire


    I just wanted to know what I was missing out on. I can't believe I have survived all these years without knowing that. I'm going to run out and buy me one now!

    Any advice on which spec/engine to go for?

    "S-Line, lowered, tinted windows, Rs4 replica wheels, Rs4 body kit and a remap to make it faster than everything else on the road yet still a MISER on the juice". :rolleyes:

    My god its hard to find a clean A4 these days!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    Never said it was lowered or had tints...:rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    markoire wrote: »
    "S-Line, lowered, tinted windows, Rs4 replica wheels, Rs4 body kit and a remap to make it faster than everything else on the road yet still a MISER on the juice". :rolleyes:

    My god its hard to find a clean A4 these days!


    A Christ. You mean 'Felt Spec. Debadge it too i suppose. Rediculous looking rubber band tyres and wheels that go about 3" up into the arch cos the shít is lowered out of it.

    Get 'er re-mapped, LAAAAAAAAAAD!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭DAZP93


    R.O.R wrote: »
    Why buy an A4 S-Line when we all know a 5 Series M-Sport kicks it's ass back to the Fatherland :pac:


    I'l second that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    What idiot buys an A6, when you can get an A8 for not much more?! No point having a big car with a small engine, may as well get the S8!

    or a jet fighter for a bit more!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭markoire


    Never said it was lowered or had tints...:rolleyes:

    Neither did I ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    Would never lower it or put tacky badges on it ...who you think i am some acne ridden scrawny culchie??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,272 ✭✭✭✭Atomic Pineapple


    markoire wrote: »
    "S-Line, lowered, tinted windows, Rs4 replica wheels, Rs4 body kit and a remap to make it faster than everything else on the road yet still a MISER on the juice". :rolleyes:

    My god its hard to find a clean A4 these days!

    No Nurburgring sticker? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    Yeah, A Nurburing sticker and a big whopping Audi windscreen visor sticker that goes 3/4 way down the windscreen.

    Straight thru exhaust so it sounds like a John Deere :
    BAAAAAAAW.....CHooooooooo....BAAAAAAAAW.....CHooooooo

    You also have to get those dreadful smoked rear light clusters that are the same colour as the car.

    Number plate options include: Yellow rear plate, some obscure font. German style font. Go all out and put those wierd orange coloured German round stamp thingys in the gaps between the letters.

    And then like any Felt Speccer, you need a hitch. Then take donedeal photos of it sitting in a farm yard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Because putting a calf and a bag of meal in back of an Audi is a fecking pain , also if I was into drug dealing in London I wouldn't make it so bloody obvious

    That sounds like something Jeremy Clarkson would say in one of his hype reviews:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    why would anyone buy a avensis or passat
    im talking about 05 onwards when you could just fork out the extra few quid for a Audi A4 Sline much better car and good on juice
    Would never lower it or put tacky badges on it ...who you think i am some acne ridden scrawny culchie??

    You want profiling?

    23 to 27 yo, semi-skilled employee in IT or similar, living with parents so salary = pocket money, PS3 worshipper, can't understand why people earning €40k claim to be broke just because they've got a wife and kids....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    What's *****?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    Yeah, A Nurburing sticker and a big whopping Audi windscreen visor sticker that goes 3/4 way down the windscreen.

    Straight thru exhaust so it sounds like a John Deere :
    BAAAAAAAW.....CHooooooooo....BAAAAAAAAW.....CHooooooo

    You also have to get those dreadful smoked rear light clusters that are the same colour as the car.

    god i hate boy racing shams they sure know how to reck a good car...forunately 90% of them can't afford the 05 shape thank ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    kneemos wrote: »
    What's *****?
    Count the stars, and put -magnet after it. You'll get there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Why would you bother with a4 s-line, when you can get Audi rs4 Tdi! Sometimes even for less!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    Why would you bother with a4 s-line, when you can get Audi rs4 Tdi! Sometimes even for less!

    Then take the "I" off and make it a red "I".

    "TD-red-I LAAAAAD"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Gandr


    A4"s are a great car,if ure under 6ft tall.im 6ft 3in and its nearly impossible to get in or out of one.No such problems with the passat i used to own.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    god i hate boy racing shams they sure know how to reck a good car...forunately 90% of them can't afford the 05 shape thank ****

    And then a whole load of stupid performance stickers down by the indicator side lights.

    HKS
    PIRELLI
    BREMBO
    APEX
    Pioneer
    NITRO
    V-TEC
    BOSE
    et
    etc

    I was going to say a "powered by the dole" sticker on the back windscreen, but thats more of a 97-02 white Civic or clapped out 90's corolla thing.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    Gandr wrote: »
    A4"s are a great car,if ure under 6ft tall.im 6ft 3in and its nearly impossible to get in or out of one.No such problems with the passat i used to own.

    im 6"2 only con to it but still miles better than passat or avensis some people must enjoying wasting money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Gurgle wrote: »
    Count the stars, and put -magnet after it. You'll get there.

    Metal?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    kneemos wrote: »
    Gurgle wrote: »
    Count the stars, and put -magnet after it. You'll get there.

    Metal?
    Fridge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭haulagebasher


    Where To wrote: »
    Fridge.

    Bitch


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭MuppetCheck


    god i hate boy racing shams they sure know how to reck a good car...forunately 90% of them can't afford the 05 shape thank ****

    Amen to that. Could you think what it would do for the image of a diesel A4 in this country if they did...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Tea 1000


    Why would anyone with the money for an A4 actually buy one? Pile of overpriced and over rated dung. Everything else is better than one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    im 6"2 only con to it but still miles better than passat or avensis some people must enjoying wasting money

    I spend most of my money on capital letters and punctuation marks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Bitch

    AH I have it..Gardi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭MuppetCheck


    Tea 1000 wrote: »
    Why would anyone with the money for an A4 actually buy one? Pile of overpriced and over rated dung. Everything else is better than one.

    Have you not read any of the OP's posts?!? It's quite a convincing argument. I can't see how you cannot see that.





    Lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Zubeneschamali


    Why would anyone buy a saloon car if they do anything bar drive to the Golf club on a Sunday? Stupid machines, saloons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    Why would anyone buy a saloon car if they do anything bar drive to the Golf club on a Sunday? Stupid machines, saloons.
    Why would anyone buy a car anyway?
    Helicopters are much better, especially during rush hour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Tea 1000


    Have you not read any of the OP's posts?!? It's quite a convincing argument. I can't see how you cannot see that.





    Lad.
    *re-reads thread*
    Nnnnoooo... can't see it... wait though... *re reads thread again*
    Ah there it is, yes... yes you're right, dunno how I missed that! Thanks!! I'm enlightened!
    *walks off, head a little higher than before with new information*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    How many sheep can you get in the back of that one op?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 seagullsontour


    And then a whole load of stupid performance stickers down by the indicator side lights.

    HKS
    PIRELLI
    BREMBO
    APEX
    Pioneer
    NITRO
    V-TEC
    BOSE
    et
    etc

    I was going to say a "powered by the dole" sticker on the back windscreen, but thats more of a 97-02 white Civic or clapped out 90's corolla thing.

    LOL so true


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