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Oktoberfest

  • 22-09-2012 9:30pm
    #1
    Lord Derpington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    Ok, so there is a group of us slightly tipsy at Oktoberfest what should we do?
    So far we have been on best behaviour not to make german jokes,
    ie. we did nazi that comin
    Talk to us boardsies proof promised but might be a week late.
    most thanks get the vote.


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  • #2
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Lord Derpington wrote: »
    Ok, so there is a group of us slightly tipsy at Oktoberfest what should we do?
    So far we have been on best behaviour not to make german jokes,
    ie. we did nazi that comin
    Talk to us boardsies proof promised but might be a week late.
    most thanks get the vote.

    Snort cocaine off the arse of a hure!!


  • #3
    Ristiano Conaldo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Ristiano Conaldo


    But but but its September


  • #4
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    memorize this:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvlqjFp5CfA

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #5
    Lord Derpington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    Ristiano Conaldo wrote: »
    But but but its September

    Oktoberfest started today and you're totes jelly


  • #6
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,799 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    When you see a blonde hair and blue eyed German ask if they are one of Hitler's test tube babies


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  • #7
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    You should definitely log onto a forum and create a thread when you're at one of the world's largest festivals.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Real Oktoberfest or Fake IFSC Oktoberfest?


  • #9
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Lord Derpington wrote: »
    Oktoberfest started today and you're totes jelly


    Totes jelly?

    I really want to ban you after that. :p


  • #10
    Hailey Vast Racist
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Hailey Vast Racist


    Can you not have a good time out with friends, without asking boards what to do? :confused:


  • #11
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Can you not have a good time out with friends, without asking boards what to do? :confused:

    That's a bit like asking, can you not have a good time out with friends without alcohol?

    Yes, you can, but it's not as much fun.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #12
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Onthepisstoberfest


  • #13
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    drink until youre not able to use your phone...


  • #14
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Don't mention the War.


  • #15
    Ristiano Conaldo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Ristiano Conaldo


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Totes jelly?

    I really want to ban you after that. :p
    Do! That'd be amazeballs.


  • #16
    Quorum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Quorum


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Real Oktoberfest or Fake IFSC Oktoberfest?

    Fake IFSC Oktoberfest is fun, I don't really care that it's not in Germany. :cool:


  • #17
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    You're at Oktoberfest and you came on Boards.ie? Get off the internet and make the most of it you fucking idiot.


  • #18
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Lord Derpington wrote: »
    Ok, so there is a group of us slightly tipsy at Oktoberfest what should we do?
    So far we have been on best behaviour not to make german jokes,
    ie. we did nazi that comin
    Talk to us boardsies proof promised but might be a week late.
    most thanks get the vote.

    I'm sure everyone is dying to get their idea implemented for your evening :rolleyes:


  • #19
    Danny_B0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 ✭Danny_B0y


    Get naked and jump in the canal the climate is perfect right now!:pac::pac::pac:


  • #20
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    It's a well known fact that Germans don't have a sense of humour.


  • #21
    Danny_B0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 ✭Danny_B0y


    lies they are master trolls! see how they got all those people to think they were having a shower!!!;)


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  • #22
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    Quorum wrote: »
    Fake IFSC Oktoberfest is fun, I don't really care that it's not in Germany. :cool:

    You've obviously not been to the one in Munich so?


  • #23
    Quorum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Quorum


    lecker Hendl wrote: »
    You've obviously not been to the one in Munich so?

    Nope. I didn't say it was comparable, I said it was fun and I enjoyed it. And I did. :cool:


  • #24
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    Quorum wrote: »
    Nope. I didn't say it was comparable, I said it was fun and I enjoyed it. And I did. :cool:

    If you go to Munich, you will care that the one in Dublin is just a small ****ty tent with Paulaner and Erdinger. Glad you had fun though. It's all about the banter really.


  • #25
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    If you were in Munich things would be much better, you wouldn't remember what your phone was nor how to use it. It is a festival like no other!


  • #26
    ryoishin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭ryoishin


    I thought it would have been obvious........... stick your face in a beer maidens cleavage.


  • #27
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I'm not quite sure but doesn't the Oktoberfest Festival have something to do with beer? And not just beer in an average pint glass but you get it in one of those huge motherfúcking don't know whether to drink it or climb it glasses. All this in massive marquees with great live music and comely maidens serving ye.

    So what do you mean ye don't know what to do?

    You are at the Munich Oktoberfest and not the Ballinasloe one?


  • #28
    Quorum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Quorum


    lecker Hendl wrote: »
    If you go to Munich, you will care that the one in Dublin is just a small ****ty tent with Paulaner and Erdinger. Glad you had fun though. It's all about the banter really.

    I would like to go the German one even though I don't drink beer. But the Dublin one is grand. Obviously it's not the same thing and you'd be an idiot to think it would be. If you don't expect it to compare going to it, you'll have a good time.


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