Cringe inducing moments

iPhone Crusader

I'm a complete sucker for those moments when your toes curl up and you go puce with embarrassment. We all can think back to times when we wanted the world to swallow us up just to get out of the embarrassment of a situation.

For me it has be to during the summer when I was 15 and I had a broken arm. I was stuck in a big cast for the first few weeks so I didn't bother going out much because it was a hassle. My whole time was out of whack because I stayed up so late and woke up in the PM.

One day I was at home, I assumed alone and I started have a rather loud **** in my bedroom. I was nearing the end of deed when there's a knock at my door and two seconds later my mom is in my room. Luckily I had the sheets over me. She asks me if I was ok and that she heard me moaning and making noises. I just said it was me trying to scratch under my cast because it was itchy. She lingers for a moment, not suspicious but just staring blankly, which was odd.

I didn't question her because I just wanted her to leave the room. She eventually walks out and I get out of bed. I look at myself in the mirror and notice that the whole front of my shirt (it had to be a black shirt) was covered in semen! Most embarrassing moment ever.

davet82

this thread is pretty cringing seeing that there is probably over 100 similar threads here on boards

saiint

they should make a whole new section on boards.ie relating to embarrassing moments

Eve_Dublin

See: Thread on eggs and on their shells. :cool:

iPhone Crusader

davet82 wrote: »

this thread is pretty cringing seeing that there is probably over 100 similar threads here on boards

Yeah you can't see my face, but I can assure you it's beet red now.

davet82

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

Yeah you can't see my face, but I can assure you it's beet red now.

you're **** over us reading about you ****... arent you :mad:

iPhone Crusader

davet82 wrote: »

you're **** over us reading about you ****... arent you :mad:

No, I'm just giving myself a good old sounding

aaronjumper

I shat all over myself once, when I was trying to impress a friend with how loud my farts are. I don't play that game anymore :pac:

iPhone Crusader

aaronjumper wrote: »

I shat all over myself once, when I was trying to impress a friend with how loud my farts are. I don't play that game anymore :pac:

Ah that's not as bad, you're mother has seen you dump all over the place plenty of times, but usually she doesn't ever see your actual physical semen. That is something that should never occur.

aaronjumper

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

Ah that's not as bad, you're mother has seen you dump all over the place plenty of times, but usually she doesn't ever see your actual physical semen. That is something that should never occur.

Yes well you don't know my friends. Fair point though.
If it's any consolation your story made my day

pappyodaniel

Did you break your **** arm?

Oh ya ..... one word

TISSUES

iPhone Crusader

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Did you break your **** arm?

Oh ya ..... one word

TISSUES

I didn't even realise it had happened, I must have orgasmed as soon as she came in so the shock and embarrassment meant I didn't noticed that all my cum had shot out onto my shirt haha

Whispered

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

I didn't even realise it had happened, I must have orgasmed as soon as she came in so the shock and embarrassment meant I didn't noticed that all my cum had shot out onto my shirt haha

So you came as soon as your mother walked in :eek:

Merkin

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

I didn't even realise it had happened, I must have orgasmed as soon as she came in so the shock and embarrassment meant I didn't noticed that all my cum had shot out onto my shirt haha

Yeah I'd be cringing more at the fact you shot your load at the sight of your Mum tbh :eek:

iPhone Crusader

Whispered wrote: »

So you came as soon as your mother walked in :eek:

Technically speaking yes, but that would be an odd way of looking at it. The train had already left the station when she knocked, so it was arriving by the time she came in.

Rasheed

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

Technically speaking yes, but that would be an odd way of looking at it. The train had already left the station when she knocked, so it was arriving by the time she came in.

That's a deadly way of putting it!

iPhone Crusader

Rasheed wrote: »

That's a deadly way of putting it!

Haha cheers, thought it had more tact than saying I shot out all my cum from my willy!

iPhone Crusader

Earlier I tried to recreate the angle that my cum must have gone at that day. It ended up hitting me on the chin. At least that didn't happen that day! There would have been questions if she had walked in and saw my face covered with cum!

snausages

Even if she hadn't seen it, she would have smelt it. That's one of the things you don't realise about stealth-**** as a teenager, cum f*cking lingers no matter how discreet you are about it.

iPhone Crusader

snausages wrote: »

Even if she hadn't seen it, she would have smelt it. That's one of the things you don't realise about stealth-**** as a teenager, cum f*cking lingers no matter how discreet you are about it.

Or even worse, she walks in and my blanket falls off and she sees the cum shooting out of my willy! :eek::eek::eek:

iPhone Crusader

Also I tend to be very loud when I cum so that would only add to the embarrassment! Cum shooting everywhere and me there nude and shouting at the ceiling!

Cringe inducing.......reading the OP's post.:o

iPhone Crusader

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

Cringe inducing.......reading the OP's post.:o

Why? :rolleyes:

iPhone Crusader

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

Why? :rolleyes:

because you were wearing a black shirt.:pac:

iPhone Crusader

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

because you were wearing a black shirt.:pac:

Yes that really didn't help, made all the cum on my chest really obvious! If I'd been wearing a white shirt I think I'd have gotten away with it.

Yakuza

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

I look at myself in the mirror and notice that the whole front of my shirt (it had to be a black shirt) was covered in semen! Most embarrassing moment ever.

I misread the above as "skirt" for a second and was, like, WTF???

iPhone Crusader

Yakuza wrote: »

iPhone Crusader wrote: »

I look at myself in the mirror and notice that the whole front of my shirt (it had to be a black shirt) was covered in semen! Most embarrassing moment ever.

I misread the above as "skirt" for a second and was, like, WTF???

Ah I'm not that bad!

iPhone Crusader

Anyone drinking?