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Forgot my mother's birthday.

  • 18-09-2012 10:10pm
    #1
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭


    **** it.
    Am i a monster?
    And how do i get out of this.
    Send on a belated card?
    Or is there such a thing as same day delivery that will save me?
    Advice please.

    No yore ma crap please


Comments

  • #2
    nachocheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭nachocheese


    Attempt to seduce her.

    The whole birthday thing will be forgotten about, regardless of the result.


  • #3
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    send here a massive vibertor your saved


  • #4
    jhegarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,441 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    You will find the solution to any problem in After Hours :

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056758251


  • #5
    nachocheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭nachocheese


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    send here a massive vibertor your saved
    What will sending you a massive vibrator do for his mother's birthday?


  • #6
    leeomurchu
    Site Banned Posts: 957 ✭✭✭leeomurchu


    Bring her for lunch somewhere nice at the weekend mothers always love that kinda thing.

    I'm gonna hope you're not living at home still if that's the case pack your bags :eek::D


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  • #7
    Nal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭Nal


    I forgot about my mothers birthday. Came back from college and saw all the cards on the mantlepiece. ****e I thought. Bang, straight back in the car into town, "have to check my bank balance at the atm" I said. Straight to shop, card and choccies. Bring 'em home. "bet you thought I forgot" I says ;)


  • #8
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Its too late now... Ring a flower place in the morning and ask them to apologise they got the date wrong. Also send a card.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is it tomorrow? Just can't see how same day delivery would be any use at this stage :D


  • #10
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭take everything


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Is it tomorrow? Just can't see how same day delivery would be any use at this stage :D

    Yes, tomorrow.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah jaysis you're grand, send her flowers in the morning :)


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  • #12
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    nachocheese wrote: »
    What will sending you a massive vibrator do for his mother's birthday?

    Put a smile on her face.


  • #13
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    take everything wrote: »
    **** it.
    Am i a monster?
    And how do i get out of this.
    Send on a belated card?
    Or is there such a thing as same day delivery that will save me?
    Advice please.

    No yore ma crap please
    Ah yeah, it's all take, take, take with you, isn't it. Mother forgetter.


  • #14
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    take everything wrote: »
    Yes, tomorrow.

    Well then you're fine! Do you live with your mother? Why can't you just get perfume and flowers in the morning?


  • #15
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Try to convince her that her birthday is actually a day later because of the leap year


  • #16
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    take everything wrote: »
    Yes, tomorrow.

    Will you see her in the morning or can you get her something during the day?


  • #17
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Ah leave it ou

    Leave it fookin ouuu


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    http://www.flowers.ie/flower-delivery-services/


  • #19
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Few naggins. Be grand


  • #20
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭take everything


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    Well then you're fine! Do you live with your mother? Why can't you just get perfume and flowers in the morning?

    No, that's why i'm asking about delivery options.
    If i can sort it so a card arrives by tomorrow, i'll be happy.


  • #21
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    She'll forgive you but remind you how she never once or will forget yours.
    Wives and Girlfriends are another story.


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  • #22
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    take everything wrote: »
    No, that's why i'm asking about delivery options.
    If i can sort it so a card arrives by tomorrow, i'll be happy.

    Florist would be your best bet, as Whoopsadaisydoodles suggested. That or chance sending it express post first thing in the morning.


  • #23
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    enjoy hell you horrible child


  • #24
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    OP, your username is very apt and probably something your mother will be saying to you tomorrow. You selfish ingrate!


  • #25
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Send her a Dominos around dinner time. She'll forgive you.:P


  • #26
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Send her a Dominos around dinner time. She'll forgive you.:P

    Yuck


  • #27
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Did you text or ring her at all? If its not too late just send her a card just say may have taken a while in the post to get to her?? or that you had it ready but never got a chance to send it till now. No harm done its the thought that counts.

    Take her out for a meal the next time you see her. Flowers and Chocolates?
    She would love a spa treat I'd bet!! :p Take to a show/film she like?


  • #28
    raftni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭raftni


    you're an horrible fucking cunt.

    say ten hail marys and beg her for forgiveness you miserable little excuse for a child.

    Banned


  • #29
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Happy Birthday to Give_Everything, did you get anything from Take_Everything?


  • #30
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Drink yourself silly and pretend everything is okay.


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  • #31
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM


  • #32
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Drink yourself silly and pretend everything is okay.

    Then give her a ring in about half an hour and tell her all about it.


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