I think I have manflu

FR85

Be careful, I think it's on the loose, no man is safe!!

Can anyone suggest something like Sudafed or better?

Thanks!

mikom

FR85 wrote: »

Can anyone suggest something like Sudafed or better?

Crystal meth?

mackg

Lemsips and whiskey.

PizzamanIRL

Whats wrong, little headache?

Mocha Joe

2 Solpadeine every couple hours and loads of water and 7up. Done.


You should do this while working. No days off for the sniffles.

toodleytoo

woman flu is also on the loose. I'd recommend loads of lemsip myself with a large dose of daytime tv!

iDave

Poor guy, my thoughts are with you at this difficult time

davet82

why does this still happen?!?

with science and all its fancy inventions, it still cant find a cure for this dreaded affliction!

god help you op, you'll be in my prayers

FR85

mikom wrote: »

Crystal meth?

My nose is blocked, I don't have any Rizzla papers and I don't self inject!!

Quint2010

I have it. Worst dose ever. Been bed ridden since Saturday. Aches and pains and a bad dose of the trots.

Mr Benevolent

toodleytoo wrote: »

woman flu is also on the loose.

No such thing. Women don't get the flu. Manflu is serious stuff. Woman flu is for pussies.

FR85

Quint2010 wrote: »

I have it. Worst dose ever. Been bed ridden since Saturday. Aches and pains and a bad dose of the trots.

I don't have the trots but from what your telling me you need to be put down!!

davet82

Quint2010 wrote: »

I have it. Worst dose ever. Been bed ridden since Saturday. Aches and pains and a bad dose of the trots.

sweet jesus... its an epidemic

they should shut the schools and close the shops!

no man is safe!!!

Seaneh

This is an informational video made by two doctors from UCH Galway
Man Flu is serious business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keUdzwFCHU

toodleytoo

Confab wrote: »

No such thing. Women don't get the flu. Manflu is serious stuff. Woman flu is for pussies.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma32oayImg1qkj7vc.jpg I'll just take my lemsip and leave.

SeaFields

I have it since last week. i think ive lost a stone in weight in sweat :eek: feeling rotten

Shivers26

Ah god, I'll have tears in my eyes for the day fretting about you

Benilyn 4Flu does the job. The basically just knock you out and you can sleep it off.

Feeona

Just take two boobs and go to sleep. You'll wake up feeling much randier better

Plazaman

FR85 wrote: »

Be careful, I think it's on the loose, no man is safe!!

:eek: Jesus H Christ on a pushbike, you have manflu and you come onto the internet to spread it around and share the misery. Manflu's not to be messed with, so powerful it can spread electronically.

*heads to McAfee to update virus protection

CardBordWindow

Hot whiskeys with honey instead of sugar should help. (in a pint glass)
Drink enough of them, and the hangover should distract you from the flu.

FR85

Plazaman wrote: »

:eek: Jesus H Christ on a pushbike, you have manflu and you come onto the internet to spread it around and share the misery. Manflu's not to be messed with, so powerful it can spread electronically.

*heads to McAfee to update virus protection

Don't worry, I have Symantec Corporate, Berocca, Halls Soothers, Nurofen Cold and Flu and Sudafed.

I think we'll live through this, keep the faith

Quint2010

FR85 wrote: »

I don't have the trots but from what your telling me you need to be put down!!

davet82 wrote: »

sweet jesus... its an epidemic

they should shut the schools and close the shops!

no man is safe!!!

Yip-if I was a horse I would be long gone...

TheBody

FR85 wrote: »

Be careful, I think it's on the loose, no man is safe!!

Can anyone suggest something like Sudafed or better?

Thanks!

Manflu is terminal these days op. I suggest you contact your undertaker. RIP

FR85

TheBody wrote: »

Manflu is terminal these days op. I suggest you contact your undertaker. RIP

I'm all over it, they are out the back digging the hole at the moment

TommyKnocker

Here ya go OP, this should help

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c56.0.403.403/p403x403/598790_3957926225173_866993581_n.jpg

iDave

Are there any support groups for men in remission from Man Flu

Lawrence1895

Chinese (or was it Japanese) medicine oil, the one with peppermint in it. Boil some water in a pot, some drops of the stuff in it. Then put your head over it and inhale it

ScumLord

Man up for gods sake, there's no such thing as man flu. I thought I had a cold two weeks ago but it turned out to be a serious infection and spent all last week in hospital, don't hear me crying about it. Man flu. :rolleyes:

TheBody

Perhaps some sort of mercy killing is in order here? It's for the best op.

DaveNoCheese

Pfffttt, manflu is a walk in the park compared to other illnesses.

Take crotchrot for example, it kills two and a half people every year, not just men. Women can get it too!!

See your local GP people, this can be avoided!!

iDave

ScumLord wrote: »

Man up for gods sake, there's no such thing as man flu. I thought I had a cold two weeks ago but it turned out to be a serious infection and spent all last week in hospital, don't hear me crying about it. Man flu. :rolleyes:

i think the joke about man flu went over your head

MiamiMice

FR85 wrote: »

Be careful, I think it's on the loose, no man is safe!!

Can anyone suggest something like Sudafed or better?

Thanks!

If you had manflu, you would not be able to even type, let alone form coherent sentences..

Menas

I have it too. Been suffering like a brave soldier for the last week but am finally bed ridden.
This may by the last time I post on here so it has bee............

ScumLord

iDave wrote: »

i think the joke about man flu went over your head

Grown men winging like children is no joke. Ruination of society it is.

podgemonster

Been manflu clear 4 years now. I still remember that day it hit me, my throat getting tighter as I struggled to breath at night, my bed soaked in sweat, an infection spreading to my eyes sealing them shut with hardened puss, constant dizziness when not lying down, no apetite. Often I would have submitted to deaths sweet release but somehow thanks to the love of my doting gf i struggled on.

Be strong OP. With are with you.

ManFlu Survivor

Mr Benevolent

ScumLord wrote: »

I thought I had a cold two weeks ago but it turned out to be a serious infection and spent all last week in hospital. Man flu.

A serious warning by the affected poster, manflu can land you in hospital.

don't hear me crying about it.

Beware, you will have an urge to sob silently when manflu strikes.

toodleytoo

Whatever you do - do not try to treat by administering the loving and sympathetic ministrations of the female sex. I notice that just makes it worse and prolongs the illness.... thus requiring even more of the above.

toodleytoo wrote: »

woman flu is also on the loose. I'd recommend loads of lemsip myself with a large dose of daytime tv!

Yes I can think of few motivational factors to help you get better than subjecting oneself to day time TV. Thankfully we do not own a TV any more, got rid of the thing, but I have recollections of feeling sick, deciding to stay home, and then finding myself in the car going into work after all - following no more than 30 minutes of television watching. Decided I would rather die a slow death in work than spend 30 more minutes of that horror.

davet82 wrote: »

with science and all its fancy inventions, it still cant find a cure for this dreaded affliction!

There is one. Sex Change. Hard to get man flu if you are not a man Go Science!