Are Any Women Truly Happy...

Big Nasty

...With Their Tits?

Lot of talk of tits in de meedya lately and it got me to thinking is there any women out there that can truly say they are perfectly happy with their tits?

Was on holidays recently and by god you see all shapes and sizes and variations on the effects of gravity but I did see one chick on the beach with an absolutely stunning pair that were just perfect. It wasn't screamingly obvious that they were enhanced but they seemed to be a little perfectly molded to my eye not to have received any alterations.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tits but bar sculptured ones I don't think I've ever come across (heh) a perfect pair of free standing tits.

So ladies - are any of you perfectly happy with your tits or have any men motorboated a perfect, unenhanced pair of tits?

donvito99

I was v. disappointed with the Duchess of Cambridges' bewbs, for example.

They just weren't cricket.

anhedonia

donvito99 wrote: »

I was v. disappointed with the Duchess of Cambridges' bewbs, they just weren't cricket.

I dont like cricket-aaah.

Gongoozler

I don't know how most women aren't. If mine were a teency little bit bigger I'd be fine with them.

dark crystal

Mine are too big - I hate them. I'd love a nice small pair that would jiggle demurely as I walked along bra-less.

You can always enhance a small pair, but you can't hide a big pair

py2006

Just wait for the pics or gtfo comments...

calfmuscle

I can honestly say i am very happy with mine.

Madam_X

I most certainly am - me boobies.

/jiggles

Big Nasty

calfmuscle wrote: »

I can honestly say i am very happy with mine.

Good for you!

I have to ask though when you say you are very happy with your own do you mean that they are perfectly formed or that you don't have any hang ups about your body and are therefore happy with them?

Genuine question!

ejmaztec

Madam_X wrote: »

I most certainly am - me boobies.

/jiggles

You forgot to embed the Youtube again:rolleyes:

donvito99

This thread demands pictures

Colmustard

This thread will result in 6 infractions and 2 bannings.

BillyMitchel

MCMLXXV wrote: »

...With Their Tits?

Lot of talk of tits in de meedya lately and it got me to thinking is there any women out there that can truly say they are perfectly happy with their tits?

Was on holidays recently and by god you see all shapes and sizes and variations on the effects of gravity but I did see one chick on the beach with an absolutely stunning pair that were just perfect. It wasn't screamingly obvious that they were enhanced but they seemed to be a little perfectly molded to my eye not to have received any alterations.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tits but bar sculptured ones I don't think I've ever come across (heh) a perfect pair of free standing tits.

So ladies - are any of you perfectly happy with your tits or have any men motorboated a perfect, unenhanced pair of tits?

Thinly veiled I want to see some tits

oldon

Im very happy with my wifes babs. Keeps my mind off the housework. Lol

Jogathon

Well, mine are small but perfectly proportionate and matching - I can go braless, wear string bikini's and I can wear a padded/push-up bra if I want cleavage in certain tops. I can run without getting backache, and I can look nicely stacked with the right bra. I think that they are perfect and I wouldn't change them.... So I'm perfectly happy with my puppies, thanks for asking!!!

marzic

bitty:p

BillyMitchel

Jogathon wrote: »

Well, mine are small but perfectly proportionate and matching - I can go braless, wear string bikini's and I can wear a padded/push-up bra if I want cleavage in certain tops. I can run without getting backache, and I can look nicely stacked with the right bra. I think that they are perfect and I wouldn't change them.... So I'm perfectly happy with my puppies, thanks for asking!!!

Sounds nice, any chance of a peak?

Daveysil15

You forgot to ask if men are happy with their moobs.

donvito99

Jogathon wrote: »

Well, mine are small but perfectly proportionate and matching - I can go braless, wear string bikini's and I can wear a padded/push-up bra if I want cleavage in certain tops. I can run without getting backache, and I can look nicely stacked with the right bra. I think that they are perfect and I wouldn't change them.... So I'm perfectly happy with my puppies, thanks for asking!!!

PM sent

sure am

Pottler

I'm not too fond of mine, I wish they were firmer and more pert, with less hair on the nipples...shyte, just re-read the title, it's "womens tits". Damn. Not Moobs.. Cough, no, no idea here. Fancy that, etc..

Big Nasty

Jogathon wrote: »

Well, mine are small but perfectly proportionate and matching - I can go braless, wear string bikini's and I can wear a padded/push-up bra if I want cleavage in certain tops. I can run without getting backache, and I can look nicely stacked with the right bra. I think that they are perfect and I wouldn't change them.... So I'm perfectly happy with my puppies, thanks for asking!!!

Ah but you're not really perfectly happy with them then - not if you're waring padded / push-up bra's.

Eve_Dublin

Very happy with them.

bodice ripper

i wasn't, and then I tattooed the **** out of them and i am pretty damn pleased with them now...

Gongoozler

Ah but you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a bra that isn't padded / push up. I don't like to falsely advertise, so I've been on the look out for these for a long time. only today did I get new bras in more than two years.

bodice ripper

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Ah but you're not really perfectly happy with them then - not if you're waring padded / push-up bra's.

styling your hair doesn't mean you aren't happy with your hair

Madam

Well I really haven't had any complaints so far. As for me? Yes I think mine are ok - neither to big nor to small(34B if you really want to know:)) Besides the only other person who has the right to an opinion says he likes them too:cool:

Colmustard

Is anyone truly and wholly happy about their appearance in general, both male and female.

ottostreet

My girlfriends are actually stunning. Not just saying it cos she's my gf, but they are quality.

boogle

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Now don't get me wrong, I love tits but bar sculptured ones I don't think I've ever come across (heh) a perfect pair of free standing tits.

I'm guessing from that comment that your idea of what "perfect" tits look like is horribly distorted. (Probably by internet porn)

Anyway, I love my tits. Great big huge G cups, good bit of jiggle and not saggy (yet). Woo!

I not only love mine, I adore them

Full and bouncy d cups. Himself loves them anyway.

Oh and they can pass the pencil test.

Big Nasty

boogle wrote: »

I'm guessing from that comment that your idea of what "perfect" tits look like is horribly distorted. (Probably by internet porn)

Anyway, I love my tits. Great big huge G cups, good bit of jiggle and not saggy (yet). Woo!

I like 'em big TBH!

3ndahalfof6

Why only wimminses, I think mine look pucker.

say_who_now?

I wonder do girl's get spam e-mail about enhancing their breasts the same way I seem to get bucketloads of spam about enhancing my penis?




Oh- I predickt there will be an "Are Any Men Truly Happy... with their penis" thread in a few minutes, just as an "opposite" to this thread, as is the way things usually seem to go in AH... :rolleyes:

Teyla Emmagan

Mine are awesome.

boogle

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I like 'em big TBH!

Yes, but naturally big boobs look nothing like implanted big boobs. They're not spherical, and don't sit up under a woman's chin! So do you like natural big boobs, or surgically enhanced big boobs?

Some men admit that they find the look of surgically enhanced boobs more attractive. (I don't like using the term "fake boobs" as I think it comes across a bit judgemental, and I've no problem with women getting implants). Never felt implants though, so I don't know if they feel weird or not.

Madam

Jake1 wrote: »

I not only love mine, I adore them

Full and bouncy d cups. Himself loves them anyway.

Oh and they can pass the pencil test.

Oh, I'd forgotten about the pencil test.

*damn where's the pencils in this house when your looking for one*

3ndahalfof6

Jake1 wrote: »

I not only love mine, I adore them

Full and bouncy d cups. Himself loves them anyway.

Oh and they can pass the pencil test.

I was going to type something but I think I might get a ban (it was nothing durty or serious) AH has changed so much, so so so serious these days,

anyway ping pong balls.

bodice ripper

boogle wrote: »

Yes, but naturally big boobs look nothing like implanted big boobs. They're not spherical, and don't sit up under a woman's chin! So do you like natural big boobs, or surgically enhanced big boobs?

Some men admit that they find the look of surgically enhanced boobs more attractive. (I don't like using the term "fake boobs" as I think it comes across a bit judgemental, and I've no problem with women getting implants). Never felt implants though, so I don't know if they feel weird or not.

implants feel different. you'd know they were implants.

Big Nasty

boogle wrote: »

Yes, but naturally big boobs look nothing like implanted big boobs. They're not spherical, and don't sit up under a woman's chin! So do you like natural big boobs, or surgically enhanced big boobs?

Some men admit that they find the look of surgically enhanced boobs more attractive. (I don't like using the term "fake boobs" as I think it comes across a bit judgemental, and I've no problem with women getting implants). Never felt implants though, so I don't know if they feel weird or not.

No I like naturals, super naturals!

However IMO even the most nicely formed naturals tend to have anomalies, e.g. they eyes point a little out or down, one slightly bigger than the other etc. That's fine by me too and I'm not criticising anyone here.

What kicked it off for me was seeing a girl with to what appeared to me to be perfect tits. They didn't look enhanced as such but just seemed to be almost too perfect, too perky and too symmetrical to be not sculptured.

Madam

boogle wrote: »

Yes, but naturally big boobs look nothing like implanted big boobs. They're not spherical, and don't sit up under a woman's chin! So do you like natural big boobs, or surgically enhanced big boobs?

Some men admit that they find the look of surgically enhanced boobs more attractive. (I don't like using the term "fake boobs" as I think it comes across a bit judgemental, and I've no problem with women getting implants). Never felt implants though, so I don't know if they feel weird or not.

I wonder is that the road we're going down, that all of men(or a certain type - you ladies will understand what kind I mean;)) will only see enhanced boobs as normal or attractive? I blame womans mags and tv myself(oh and those top shelf unmentionables)!

bodice ripper

Madam wrote: »

I wonder is that the road we're going down, that all of men(or a certain type - you ladies will understand what kind I mean;)) will only see enhanced boobs as normal or attractive? I blame womans mags and tv myself(oh and those top shelf unmentionables)!

good. this process will weed out the jerks before I ever have to deal with them.

steddyeddy

The best pair I can think of that I motorboarded was some nice country girl with one of them pierced . Any way I prefer the ass as its a much better indication of a woman's fitness.

jessiejam

Id be happy enough if they were 2 sizes smaller. Although with a face and body like mine, Who needs tidy perk boobs;).

kowloon

say_who_now? wrote: »

Oh- I predickt there will be an "Are Any Men Truly Happy... with their penis" thread in a few minutes, just as an "opposite" to this thread, as is the way things usually seem to go in AH... :rolleyes:

I'm not sure the two are equal. Perhaps a six pack is more equivalent. Some men obsess about their muscles in the same way their opposites do about their funbags. Both are open to the gaze.

mauzo

Have to say I love my boobs!!!

Was wearing heels today for the first time in ages and as I was walking I looked down and they were bouncing all over the place! In a good way though...

So yes I am very happy with them! Nice D cup! Good handful

Jogathon

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Sounds nice, any chance of a peak?

I said they were small, not peaks.

I'm happy with mine, nothing I'd change.

I agree with a previous poster though, when you're happy with them it's a nightmare trying to find a nice bra that isn't mega-padded.