words you hate used to describe cars

bobin fudge

for me irrational as it sounds are

1) a car with some poke
2) car has lots of toys inside

anymore?

Colonel Sanders

Not sure if it's what you're at but I hate when tyres are referred to as "boots" or "shoes"

colm_mcm

Poke
Lift
Mint
Teutonic
Miser

Pea 9

"absolutely mint"........ B1tch please

Chuck_Norris

1- One
2- Lady/ Careful (delete/combine as required)
3- Owner

ShadowHearth

"she is a minter lads"
"she is twincam lad"

si_guru

Mint - never is.
Fully loaded... mostly means has elecrtric windows.
Just fully serviced... yeah right.
TB kit done - cost me a bottle of tippex.
will fly the test...

166man

-Cheap road tax
-Miser on diesel
-When someone describes a 325/330i as a V6.

The winner being "No NCT but should pass easily."

bobin fudge

one off customised bodykit cost 1000's when describing it on a punto, saxo, clio etc

colm_mcm

166man wrote: »

The winner being "No NCT but should pass easily."

I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'fly through nct'

103 matches

Kenny Logins

Immaculate.


Yeah?

Solid.




Well it's hardly feckin liquid or gaseous is it?

m.j.w

shes some wagon

Guy:Incognito

She

Kenny Logins

Somebody pointed this out on here the other day and I had to laugh - "tax just out".

pappyodaniel

I hate it when (mainly country) people call a car a bus.

- "Jaysus she's a grand bus"

colm_mcm

There was a magazine called Flush Bus

No buses though. Just civics.

fasttalkerchat

Not so much words but I hate a price list alongside parts bought in the last 2 years... as if to remind me how much maintenance will cost me!

maintenance

she

naughtysmurf

When a particular model is described as Bulletproof

johnayo

Not a geeks out of her.
Could mean anything from a flat battery to a seized engine.:mad:

Jimbob 83

First to see will buy

Henry Ford III

"All electric".......grrrr....

colm_mcm

Henry Ford III wrote: »

"All electric".......grrrr....

What if its a Nissan leaf?

CharlieCroker

Re-advertised due to timewasters!

Meaning anyone who came to see it realised it was a heap of shít!!

Light Switch

Selling as I'm leaving the country next Tuesday.


May P/X or Swap for the right car.




Also another is people using TwinCam in the title,
Seriously WTF? Ah she's TwinCam laaaaaad.

tayto lover

Chuck_Norris wrote: »

1- One
2- Lady
3- Owner

You forgot the word "careful". Is there such a thing as a careful lady owner. I laugh when i read that.


Easy now with the gender stereotypes...

dgt

Need quick sale...

tayto lover

A bargain at 6k.

rusty_racer94

Gonna qoute a few ads which have become stereotypical of most of the sellers online.

''has only done bla bla bla miles since last test and all work done to it
engine gearbox and turbo etc. is all 100%
good pull from turbo''

''cheap to run 60mpg+ no lie..''

''Will not need much for nct''

''will lash evo's nd sti's''

And the RWDs:

'' NEVER ABUSED '' Ya sure..

Light Switch

rusty_racer94 wrote: »

And the RWDs:

'' NEVER ABUSED '' Ya sure..

Hmmm I own a modified RWD BMW and it's NEVER abused?

Depends on the vibe you get from the seller, easy to tell an enthusiast from a boy-racer.


Another I seen earlier,
'If it doesn't sell, I'm keepin it'

:pac: Well errrm you've know choice. :pac:


And 'Just testin da water' Pisses me off!

166man

Light Switch wrote: »

Hmmm I own a modified RWD BMW and it's NEVER abused?

Depends on the vibe you get from the seller, easy to tell an enthusiast from a boy-racer.


Another I seen earlier,
'If it doesn't sell, I'm keepin it'

:pac: Well errrm you've know choice. :pac:


And 'Just testin da water' Pisses me off!

I love reading the ''just testing the water'' then they have a picture of their 10 year old slammed Pisshat TDI sitting halfway in a lake.. :pac: lol

dr.fuzzenstein

Full Main Dealer Service History. ROTFLMAO
Most likely two stamps in the book and then no service for 50k km. And then a quick oil change with the cheapest, nastiest, 10w40, regardless of the fact the car needs a very specific grade of 5w40 fully synthetic.
I would have zero confidence in the servicing of about 90% of all cars. Only a handful of people actually know or even care what is required to properly service a car and I'd include garages in that.

rusty_racer94

166man wrote: »

I love reading the ''just testing the water'' then they have a picture of their 10 year old slammed Pisshat TDI sitting halfway in a lake.. :pac: lol

NOT your usual rubbish :pac:

Senna

"Mazda for sale, going great, phone for details"
Nothing else; no picture, mileage, engine size, fuel type etc........:rolleyes:

"lowered" = Avoid

Light Switch

Senna wrote: »

"lowered" = Avoid

My car is lowered?

Again depends on the car.

166man

rusty_racer94 wrote: »

NOT your usual rubbish :pac:

Nah course not laddddddddddd, shure she's the red ''D'' red ''I'' version, she's mad powerful like... I still get 180mpg though and four wimmen in the back..:pac:

ShanE90

"Kitted" - cracks me up!!

martyc5674

She's me pride and joy

delthedriver

Alfa Romeo
Had a brand new Alfa back in the 90's, was unreliable to say the least, electrical, engine problems. Still get shivers down my spine. Shame really it was a good looking car.

pah

"Drives like new"


My hole. Its 15 years old.

166man

delthedriver wrote: »

Alfa Romeo
Had a brand new Alfa back in the 90's, was unreliable to say the least, electrical, engine problems. Still get shivers down my spine. Shame really it was a good looking car.

Just because you had a bad experience with a car the guts of 15 years ago doesn't make them still sh1t now.

goz83

"First to see will buy"

How the fcuk do u know?

bazz26

1.0 on the log book.

delthedriver

ShanE90 wrote: »

"Kitted" - cracks me up!!

166man wrote: »

Just because you had a bad experience with a car the guts of 15 years ago doesn't make them still sh1t now.

They haven't changed much in 15 years! Where are they in the J D Power survey? Wouldn't drive one if I got for free! If they are so great why are Alfa not selling more cars in Ireland?

colm_mcm

delthedriver wrote: »

They haven't changed much in 15 years! Where are they in the J D Power survey? Wouldn't drive one if I got for free! If they are so great why are Alfa not selling more cars in Ireland?

How are Dacia doing in reliability tests? :pac:

delthedriver

colm_mcm wrote: »

How are Dacia doing in reliability tests? :pac:

Good question, if you have any info on that I would greatly appreciate it.

Senna

Light Switch wrote: »

My car is lowered?

Again depends on the car.

Sorry to tar all cars with the one brush, but if it been lowered i just go on to the next advert.

dgt

No calls or texts.... How the fook are you meant to contact them then??!!!

delthedriver wrote: »

Alfa Romeo
Had a brand new Alfa back in the 90's, was unreliable to say the least, electrical, engine problems. Still get shivers down my spine. Shame really it was a good looking car.

Oh dear, this could get ugly... :pac:

flintash

sorry for offtopic- but WHATS wrong with lowered car?

dgt

flintash wrote: »

sorry for offtopic- but WHATS wrong with lowered car?

I think he means lowered and clearly owned by a skanger... So the car has been modified and neglected in other major departments.