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Describe your day using a Haiku

03-09-2012 6:59pm

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Swampy

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Having seen one on the katana umbrella thread, I though it might be a good idea to describe our day in a haiku.

A haiku is a simple Japanese poem consisting of 17 syllables. Typically 3 lines of 5,7,5 respectively.

Here's mine:

Made donuts today
Ate far to many donuts
Now feel very fat

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#2 03-09-2012 7:01pm

ChunkyLover_53

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Read a Haiku. It was ****. Didn't rain which is good I suppose.

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#3 03-09-2012 7:03pm

super_furry

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It's been grand so far,
Not much happening but still,
Just another Monday

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#4 03-09-2012 7:04pm

Red Hand

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Snow blown wisps, alight
Upon the cherry blossoms.
Hard back at work, sighs.

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#5 03-09-2012 7:04pm

Colmustard

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In Anne's Park
I walked, thought
A willow weeped.

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#6 03-09-2012 7:04pm

southsiderosie

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Project submitted.
Thirty-six hours, no sleep...
Why am I up now?

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#7 03-09-2012 7:06pm

PseudoFamous

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Ode to microwave:
the plate is too hot for me,
the food is too cold

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#8 03-09-2012 7:06pm

3ndahalfof6

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I was going to but then I realized im not racist.

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#9 03-09-2012 7:06pm

squod

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Questions questions
so many questions
Why do I bother

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#10 03-09-2012 7:07pm

xDramaxQueenx

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angry panda angry
feeeling mad
and drinking wine

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#11 03-09-2012 7:07pm

3ndahalfof6

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squod wrote: »

Questions questions
so many questions
Why do I bother

you know nothing?

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#12 03-09-2012 7:10pm

3ndahalfof6

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red thread
going to bed
does it have to rhyme.

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#13 03-09-2012 7:11pm

Fromthetrees

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I have a penis.
I like touching vagina.
I've no girlfriend though.

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#14 03-09-2012 7:13pm

Casillas

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Wrote before this,
writing during this,
will write after.

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#15 03-09-2012 7:16pm

Napper Hawkins

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The people darted,
They believed I had farted,
In fact, I sharted.

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#16 03-09-2012 7:16pm

efb

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Contracts have arrived
This makes me happy inside
It will be mine soon

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#17 03-09-2012 7:18pm

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Start off poorly.
Didn't get any better.
I hate Mondays.

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#18 03-09-2012 7:19pm

3ndahalfof6

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feel free,
locked up,
sobriety.

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#19 03-09-2012 7:22pm

RobbingBandit

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Why did I bother
to get out of bed today
life for me sucks ass.

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#20 03-09-2012 7:23pm

Wacker The Attacker

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f**k this f**king sh1t
i've a pain in my bollix
i'm going the pub

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#21 03-09-2012 7:26pm

phasers

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discovered today
That after hours users
Can't count syllables

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#22 03-09-2012 8:04pm

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Link I Must.
Must I Link.
I Must Link.

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#23 03-09-2012 8:21pm

Mr Benevolent

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Assign more cases
Suckers glare at me in pain
I laugh and wink back

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#24 03-09-2012 8:23pm

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Three hours on the bus,
Wish I had checked the bus route,
I'll know for next time.

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#25 03-09-2012 8:24pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lre3pbEQ--M

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#26 03-09-2012 8:27pm

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akuma a tata.

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#27 03-09-2012 8:27pm

Chuck Stone

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Rented girly film
Drank a bottle of wine
Mascara all over face

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#28 03-09-2012 8:28pm

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Seventeen syllables is as annoying as writing on twitter.

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#29 03-09-2012 8:28pm

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Your gentle kisses
and other feral blisses
haunt my memory

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#30 03-09-2012 8:30pm

Lando Griffin

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Here's a Haiku.
Two lines shorter
Than an average Limerick

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#31 03-09-2012 8:32pm

Grimebox

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I don't understand,
Why haiku's are impressive,
Anyone can do them

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#32 03-09-2012 8:38pm

Fluorescence

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Had no work today,
bought disappointing iced tea
and watched Game of Thrones.

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#33 03-09-2012 8:49pm

Queen-Mise

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The pain, exhaustion,
Hearing loss, was worth it, oh
Electric Picnic.

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#34 03-09-2012 9:21pm

bgrizzley

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Tread in fresh calf poo,
before ascending slate roof,
never a good idea...

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#35 03-09-2012 9:27pm

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Uneventful day
Why did I get out of bed
I'm going back now

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#36 03-09-2012 9:31pm

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夏暑い
扇風機足りない
死んじゃうかも。。。

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#37 03-09-2012 9:37pm

Mint Sauce

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Must I really
Seriously must I
Have so much better do to

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