Where is Bono?

LETHAL LADY

I am just having an auld listen to rattle and hum and thinking where is Bono?

forfcksake

Who cares?

tan11ie

Out saving the world..:cool:

Scorpion Sting

France probably.

Pottler

At this hour, he's probably up some Ali somwhere.

frag420

Christ OP you will jinx it and now he will return in his high heels and poncey shades!!

A pox on you OP!!

u140acro3xs7dm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I am just having an auld listen to rattle and hum and thinking where is Bono?

Probably at home thinking how great he is.

racso1975

Holland.......counting his low taxed earnings

Oranage2

I hear he's close to the Edge...

LETHAL LADY

So nobody knows I am growing more and more concerned about his whereabouts.

Witcher

On the bog trying to take the biggest crap ever to beat Randy Marsh:pac:

ceegee

he was at electric picnic yesterday, not sure what he got upto today

DEFTLEFTHAND

Hopefully finalising the next album. I want new U2 material!!

Smidge

Bono's lost?
I didn't know we were supposed to be looking for him.

ITS_A_BADGER

i hear hes in africa at the moment

LETHAL LADY

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Hopefully finalising the next album. I want new U2 material!!

Me too:D

senorwipesalot

Up his own hole pickin daisies ,getting browned off.

Carlos Orange

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I am just having an auld listen to rattle and hum and thinking where is Bono?

Somewhere with a lower tax rate.

smokiebeverage

mishkalucy wrote: »

Bono's lost?
I didn't know we were supposed to be looking for him.

He wouldn't be stuck in the oul 'tunnel of goats' by any chance, you could try looking there

Gran Hermano

In hiding, there is a lot of Americans in town looking out for leprechauns.

token56

I think he's actually at electric picnic this weekend.

senorwipesalot

Blay wrote: »

On the bog trying to take the biggest crap ever to beat Randy Marsh:pac:

In the style of Elvis hopefully.

Smidge

smokiebeverage wrote: »

He wouldn't be stuck in the oul 'tunnel of goats' by any chance, you could try looking there

Had to google that

It either means I am a comedy genius or...............

need to watch more Father Ted

Pottler

I wonder where Kylie is, or Usain Bolt, or Bill Gates. Or Uma Thurman. They're off out there, being themselves, must be quite cool. I honestly care not if Bono is somwhere on a bog road with a flat tyre, jumping up and down on a wheel brace, with no mobile signal and the missus whinging at him. In the rain.

Smidge

Pottler wrote: »

I wonder where Kylie is, or Usain Bolt, or Bill Gates. Or Uma Thurman. They're off out there, being themselves, must be quite cool. I honestly care not if Bono is somwhere on a bog road with a flat tyre, jumping up and down on a wheel brace, with no mobile signal and the missus whinging at him. In the rain.

Ah Pottler...

Saturday night getting to you?


:pac:

LETHAL LADY

Angel, angel of harlem, fooking luvs it:D

holystungun9

Do Americans still call him 'bone-o'?

RobbingBandit

In a place called Vertigo...

smokiebeverage

mishkalucy wrote: »

Had to google that

It either means I am a comedy genius or...............

need to watch more Father Ted

Father Ted? I was talking about him stuck listening to this CD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constant_Shallowness_Leads_to_Evil at home.


Ah no but seriously...... Get watching Ted now

rubadubduba

where ever he is lets hope he stays there.

Blondini

In Degsy's Ma

Smidge

smokiebeverage wrote: »

Father Ted? I was talking about him stuck listening to this CD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constant_Shallowness_Leads_to_Evil at home.


Ah no but seriously...... Get watching Ted now

HAHAHA

I googled tunnel of goats and it threw up all sorts of stuff but all I recognised was Ted and the episode "Good Luck, Father Ted"




I love Father Ted btw

o1s1n

Probably **** to his own reflection in the mirror.

Agent Smith

In Dalkey

Dangerous Man

o1s1n wrote: »

Probably **** to his own reflection in the mirror.

Better that than the stuff I wank to...

tan11ie

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Better that than the stuff I wank to...

Even better the the real thing :cool:

PeterStrauss The Second

The same people who criticise him over his tax expenditures are the same people that will criticise the government for spending their money so shíttily, I honestly can't blame him and I would much prefer give my money to charity than a bunch of wasters who will use it to feed themselves and fuel there cars despite already being on ridiculous wages.

Dangerous Man

PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »

The same people who criticise him over his tax expenditures are the same people that will criticise the government for spending their money so shíttily, I honestly can't blame him and I would much prefer give my money to charity than a bunch of wasters who will use it to feed themselves and fuel there cars despite already being on ridiculous wages.

If everyone thought like that society would be fucked. We'd have no money for anything...

Pottler

mishkalucy wrote: »

Ah Pottler...

Saturday night getting to you?


:pac:

Funnily enough, along the lines of "you never know who's on the tinternet", he's a good friend of my sister and I've met him a fair bit. I knew them better years ago really. My sister is "best friends" since childhood with his missus Ali. All bs aside. He's ok, not really my cup of tea, wife's nice and they have nice homes. Beyond that, I can take him or leave him. I can also take or leave the sister somtimes!:) On the up-side, my kids get to meet people like Tom Hanks (very nice, nice kid)and Bryan Ferry. When the Spice girls were all the rage my kids got to meet them. I've quite cool sisters, really. There's probably loads more celebs I've met through them, but most go way over my head and I have no idea who they are. Wasted on me really. I got to meet Clint Eastwood once through them, socially. That was actually very cool. Impresive guy, tbf. Some are very funny, charismatic people, some are dull as feck - I've had a quietly celeb-studded life without ever really looking for it or really giving a toss about it, but that's family - some sisters do cool stuff for work.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I firmly believe that Bono believes he's the second coming of JC and if that is the case then isn't it high time they crucified him already?

senorwipesalot

Agent Smith wrote: »

In Dalkey

On boards,in after hours,possibly with a pseudonym like de edge or something.

PeterStrauss The Second

Dangerous Man wrote: »

If everyone thought like that society would be fucked. We'd have no money for anything...

As opposed to now, when we've plenty of money for stuff??

LETHAL LADY

Tis alright call off the search party I have just found his image in a tin of batchelors beans.

Smidge

Pottler wrote: »

Funnily enough, along the lines of "you never know who's on the tinternet", he's a good friend of my sister and I've met him a fair bit. I knew them better years ago really. My sister is "best friends" since childhood with his missus Ali. All bs aside. He's ok, not really my cup of tea, wife's nice and they have nice homes. Beyond that, I can take him or leave him. I can also take or leave the sister somtimes!:) On the up-side, my kids get to meet people like Tom Hanks (very nice, nice kid)and Bryan Ferry. When the Spice girls were all the rage my kids got to meet them. I've quite cool sisters, really. There's probably loads more celebs I've met through them, but most go way over my head and I have no idea who they are. Wasted on me really. I got to meet Clint Eastwood once through them, socially. That was actually very cool. Impresive guy, tbf. Some are very funny, charismatic people, some are dull as feck - I've had a quietly celeb-studded life without ever really looking for it or really giving a toss about it, but that's family - some sisters do cool stuff for work.

I'll see your "Clint Eastwood" card and raise you.....










With my "Ken Dodd" card :P

Pottler

Ashley:DKenny was a good pal of my Da's - so was Rod Hull! Oh the class! Old lad was on TV a fair bit in the UK and had some funny mates - Sis actually spent a lot of time with Clint, he is a gym bunnie and hired her to train him when he was over here for a bit - I've very good-looking sisters! Personally, I'm a non-socialite so it is all wasted on me. My mates are always shitting a brick when they see who siss are knocking around with, I usually have no idea who they are. Like everything- wasted on those who have it.

PseudoFamous

Hey guys, its Bono here. I'm just having a quiet night in with the family.

Pottler

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Hey guys, its Bono here. I'm just having a quiet night in with the family.

Good man. Get some sleep, you've tax to avoid tomorrow.

Smidge

Pottler wrote: »

Ashley:DKenny was a good pal of my Da's - so was Rod Hull! Oh the class! Old lad was on TV a fair bit in the UK and had some funny mates - Sis actually spent a lot of time with Clint, he is a gym bunnie and hired her to train him when he was over here for a bit - I've very good-looking sisters! Personally, I'm a non-socialite so it is all wasted on me. My mates are always shitting a brick when they see who siss are knocking around with, I usually have no idea who they are. Like everything- wasted on those who have it.

Ah here now.........

At this stage you are just name dropping
How dare you put the kybosh on my "Doddy" card:P

Sharpshooter

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I am just having an auld listen to rattle and hum and thinking where is Bono?

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Tis alright call off the search party I have just found his image in a tin of batchelors beans.

So you found what you were looking for.:)

We have closure.