What's the best thing you've ever found down the back of a chair?

AskMyChocolate

Okay, so , obviously for me it's me phone.

But you wouldn't believe the veritable Alladdin's cave full of stuff that I came across while I was hunting.

I even found a stickle-brick.

Choco

the groutch

it's legs

Colmustard

I found a kitchen sink down there looking for the remote once.

smash

I never really look down the back of chairs, but I did find a thong behind a radiator when I moved into my house, and a porn mag under the spare wheel in a car I bought.

Dub XV

My wife

Bad Panda

The remote.

Sunnyisland

What's the best thing you've ever found down the back of a chair?

Money.

Nux

Warwick Davis

efb

A little mouse with clogs on

crazygeryy

yore ma.




havent seen it in awhile.:D

howamidifferent

3.5 billion...:D

fakearms123

Hopefully the end of this thread

Hande hoche!

Toss up between a mars bar and a fifty.

kfallon

Shergar!

I just put him back down there and said nothing

Duggy747

Broken dreams

*sniff*

reap-a-rat

Myself and my boyfriend were seriously broke as students and were living on coco pops for a few days. Suddenly had the bright idea to forage down the back of the couches. Found about €8 and feasted like kings.

That was a real low point of student life...

Conall Cernach

A flick knife when I was about 15. Man I was so cool until my ma caught me with it.

Mr.Crinklewood

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Toss up between a mars bar and a fifty.

Mine was a toss up between a chicken and an egg

mconigol

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Mine was a toss up between a chicken and an egg

Which came first?

juan.kerr

mconigol wrote: »

Which came first?

The tosser, obviously.

qwert2

Chomp bar. Also a porno magazine (I was 15) - that's like winning the lotto

JohnMarston

The remote control!

senorwipesalot

Found a half ounce down the back of my couch a few years ago after a house party.

wp_rathead

in college my friend moved in to a dodgy looking house- a right kip and found someones false teeth down back of the couch- fairly ****ed up ha

best thing i ever found was the remote which was missing for few weeks

Logical_Bear

a big lump of hash

castletownman

A Victorian era antimacassar

AnonoBoy

Peace of mind.

mathstalk

The best thing I've ever found?
A long-lost remote control... on numerous occasions.
Nothing too amazing, but it does bring a moment of joy to my day.

juan.kerr

A cow pat

later12

Bertie Ahern reading The Star.

antodeco

An unused scratch card. I won €4 on it then!

aujopimur

A friend of my da's used to sit crossways on an arm chair, sometimes coins would fall out of his pocket and down the side of the armchair. when he'd leave my sisters and myself would rush to check the chair, it was worse than the goldrush.

The Uninvited Guest

Me **** towel

mattjack

Conall Cernach wrote: »

A flick knife when I was about 15. Man I was so cool until my ma caught me with it.

Was it your Ma's flick knife ?

Conall Cernach

mattjack wrote: »

Was it your Ma's flick knife ?

I don't know. It could have belonged to some shady mate of my da I suppose.

Cee-Jay-Cee

The meaning of life.

newmug

An unopened mars fun-size.

The Backwards Man

Two years.

Aubrey loves Joe

Found my ex wife's secret phone

bonzodog2

I found a gadget with 8 buttons to speak choice phrases from Mr T of the A-Team, such as "stop your jibber-jabber". Some fecker robbed it, haven't seen it for years.

cassid

my wedding ring

endacl

Well.....

And I'm not sure I should post it here, but...

Ok. I found the portal. That's how I got here. I live in the internet. I used to be like you. In you're world I was just like you. Now....

I AM ZALGO, AND I WAIT BEHIND THE WALL!!!