Whats the most annoying thing someone has said to you?

hollster2

well for me was when someone said to me oh you havent had your baby yet i had a week earlier grrrrr.

Al Capwned

You're fired.

You're dumped.

You're dropped.

(not necessarily in that order)

Caveman1

Wrong hole

admiralofthefleet

i want to make a complaint


feck off!!

Tombo2001

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Sauve

"Tell me a bit about yourself"

bbam

Stopped by some guy selling crap in Valetta

Him-"Your British aren't you?"
Me- "no I'm IRISH actually"
Him-"yea, it's all the same isn't it?"
Me- can't type my answer but he seemed quite shocked at it.

Duggy747

"So, Duggy, when are you and the missus getting married / having kids.........eh?................EH?..............*wink wink*..................*nudge nudge*.................."


I'll tell ya when, it'll be 10 past shut-the-fùck-up o'clock.

keith16

"Unexpected item in bagging area".

Fcuk you automated checkout and your precious area.

hollster2

Tombo2001 wrote: »

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oh what a horrible person some people should never open there mouth.

lazygal

Oh you're pregnant, enjoy every moment.


FUP OFF, BEING PREGNANT SUCKS.

Then when baby arrived, Oh, its the best job and the hardest one you'll ever do.


Being a parent is not that hard, sorry to break it to all the mammy and daddy martyrs out there.

Jason Todd

I hate when people reply to something I've said on boards and put this :rolleyes: after their reply. :mad:

Rolleyes is very annoying.

CardBordWindow

Jason Todd wrote: »

I hate when people reply to something I've said on boards and put this :rolleyes: after their reply. :mad:

Rolleyes is very annoying.

*waits for rolleyes response*

RayM

"Cheer up, it might never happen!"

sbsquarepants

lazygal wrote: »

Being a parent is not that hard, sorry to break it to all the mammy and daddy martyrs out there.

Give it time lazygal, give it time. Babies, toddlers, young kids - piece of piss. Teenagers, now that's when it starts to get tricky, plus the novelty has well worn off by then!

RobbieTheRobber

lazygal wrote: »

Oh you're pregnant, enjoy every moment.


FUP OFF, BEING PREGNANT SUCKS.

Then when baby arrived, Oh, its the best job and the hardest one you'll ever do.


Being a parent is not that hard, sorry to break it to all the mammy and daddy martyrs out there.

Its very hard for some, heres my story.

"Don't tell them I'm your father"

Said to a 12 year old me by my father shortly after I was taken into his care on the way to the home he shared with his new girlfriend her child from a previous and my half brother, while my mother struggled for life with the help of a life support machine.

Thanks Dad I love you too!

Agricola

"We're really stretched this weekend, would you be able to come in for some overtime at some stage you think?"

hollster2

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Its very hard for some, heres my story.

"Don't tell them I'm your father"

Said to a 12 year old me by my father shortly after I was taken into his care on the way to the home he shared with his new girlfriend her child from a previous and my half brother, while my mother struggled for life with the help of a life support machine.

Thanks Dad I love you too!

omg thats terrible

tommyboy2222

A friend of mine rang me to tell me that he was going to get married and to spread the news.

I texted our friends and got the following reply from a female friend :

'Oh the pressure is on you now' :rolleyes:

marshbaboon

"I'm pregnant" - a "hilarious joke" made by an ex.

"By the way I'm HIV positive" - malicious comment by a psychotic ex.

whitewave

RayM wrote: »

"Cheer up, it might never happen!"

Drives me nuts. Just 'cos I'm not smiling doesn't mean I'm depressed. Would love to turn to the next person who says this to me on the street and with an evil smile just say "it already has"

admiralofthefleet

bbam wrote: »

Stopped by some guy selling crap in Valetta

Him-"Your British aren't you?"
Me- "no I'm IRISH actually"
Him-"yea, it's all the same isn't it?"
Me- can't type my answer but he seemed quite shocked at it.

same happened to me in cyprus. i replied (to a cypriot) if im british then your turkish. he got the point then

rgmmg

"Drink up now folks"

Colmustard

marshbaboon wrote: »

"I'm pregnant" - a "hilarious joke" made by an ex.

"By the way I'm HIV positive" - malicious comment by a psychotic ex.

:eek::eek::eek:

Maybe his way of saying I am HIV you should get tested.

A girl who I worked with, a total knockout, said

Will you go out with me, I don't care about looks looks fade" implying I was a fug, so I said no, I still regret that answer.

marshbaboon

Colmustard wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

Maybe his way of saying I am HIV you should get tested.

A girl who I worked with, a total knockout, said

Will you go out with me, I don't care about looks looks fade" implying I was a fug, so I said no, I still regret that answer.

Why does everyone think I'm a girl, or gay

It was a she, and she was ****ing mental. She admitted it was just a c*ntish, psycho comment after I confronted her over it... and spoke to her mother.

It takes a lot to make me angry, that did.

seven_eleven

The ignorant general public commenting on my work. "Oh why didnt you do x right/why didnt you do this instead? Shur I coulda done did better myself hurr." times 5000

Fupp off you ignorant twat you have no idea what Im doing and have no knowledge of proceedures so get lost!

Colmustard

marshbaboon wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a girl, or gay

It was a she, and she was ****ing mental. She admitted it was just a c*ntish, psycho comment after I confronted her over it... and spoke to her mother.

It takes a lot to make me angry, that did.

Sorry, is that another annoying thing someone said to you:D

It just seemed to be a comment a guy would make. A total cnut of a thing to lie about. I would have went ape****.

Captain Commie

"I don't care what you think, we are doing it my way"

that was said to me 5 seconds after I tore them a new one for not having a clue about IT

Mickey Dazzler

What are your weaknesses?

I say.... "oh I sometimes work myself to hard"

The truth....."I am a raging alcoholic who works for the weekend and once I settle into this job I will soon figure out how to get away with doing the absolute minimum and spend the rest of my time nursing my hangovers of which I suffer from most days"

racso1975

"if it's for you it wont pass you"

Bollix to that!!! if i applied for the job i wanted it

tmc86

[QUOTE=lazygal;80372583]
Being a parent is not that hard, sorry to break it to all the mammy and daddy martyrs out there.[/QUOTE]

you're doing it wrong! I hope your username isn't too apt! :rolleyes:*



especially for JasonTodd

ResearchWill

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Its very hard for some, heres my story.

"Don't tell them I'm your father"

Said to a 12 year old me by my father shortly after I was taken into his care on the way to the home he shared with his new girlfriend her child from a previous and my half brother, while my mother struggled for life with the help of a life support machine.

Thanks Dad I love you too!

Really don't know what to say, just wish I had been there to say fcuk him, but as is said, "your friends you can choose, but your family are thrust upon you." BTW hope your relationship with him improved.

Tombo2001

lazygal wrote: »

Being a parent is not that hard, sorry to break it to all the mammy and daddy martyrs out there.

I personally hate when people extrapolate their own experience of a situation and assume that everyone else has the same experience. "This is how it was for me, so it will be exactly the same for you".

You think parenting is easy, good for you.

But you are not in the shoes of every other parent in the country so who are you to say whether they have an easy time of it or not. Every child is different, every family is different.

kowloon

Agricola wrote: »

"We're really stretched this weekend, would you be able to come in for some overtime at some stage you think?"

Yeah, um, y'know what would be great? If you could, um, just come in on Sunday as well, yeah. that would be just great...

Bill Lumbergh soundboard

wendell borton

Not trying to be smart but.....(gives smart arse remark).

Tombo2001

racso1975 wrote: »

"if it's for you it wont pass you"

I hate that one too. Trite cliche rolled out by people who avoid challenges.

Tombo2001

bbam wrote: »

Stopped by some guy selling crap in Valetta

Him-"Your British aren't you?"
Me- "no I'm IRISH actually"
Him-"yea, it's all the same isn't it?"
Me- can't type my answer but he seemed quite shocked at it.

I've been more forgiving of that one ever since I really upset a Norwegian by asking if they were Swedish.......Should I really expect some Malteser to give a crap if I am Irish or English, or to know the difference? Personally I dont think so.

Local_Chap

"Is it in yet?"

3ndahalfof6

wat ya doin,

fook off already

st3veebee

"You're kind of boring"

Straight to my face by a girl in my class. I was literally speechles...which didn't help.

Oh well..she has two kids and is fat now.

gerrybbadd

I pay your wages...nothing more annoying for a public servant to hear... Especially coming from another public servant

RobbieTheRobber

ResearchWill wrote: »

Really don't know what to say, just wish I had been there to say fcuk him, but as is said, "your friends you can choose, but your family are thrust upon you." BTW hope your relationship with him improved.

Yeah later in life, more a loss to him than me.

Tombo2001

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I pay your wages...nothing more annoying for a public servant to hear... Especially coming from another public servant

I can see why it would piss you off.....but at the same time.......its true. (even the last bit).

the culture of deference

god works in mysterious ways, maybe you will be blessed with another (after a misC), we will say a prayer.

to which i should have replied

F**k U ... I would rather you actually do something constructive

steve9859

Being called a 'West Brit' must be up there for a lot of people. Not me though, because I always was a West Brit....

marnie d

Being a smoker, being preached at by non-smokers "you don't realise the damage you're doing to yourself, wait til you're 50", has to be right up there!


"How do you manage to go with so many good-looking fellas?" uh, thanks.


"You're not in this world, you really don't know how to do anything properly." - Bimbo flatmate who is clueless, a disaster at anything, thinks she's perfect and must have had PMS or fell on her head that day.


"It looks a bit pinched, your belly sticks out a bit." - my mother's verdict of my new dress, while scrunching her nose at it.


List is endless, I could probably think of loads more.

keano_afc

"Now now, you cant have your cake and eat it".

Why not? Its my cake, what else am I supposed to do with it?

"You cant judge a book by its cover".

Really? Coz I find it gives you a pretty good indication of what the book is about.

Colmustard

"Your conceited, full of yourself and I want nothing more to do with you" and that was the end of that.

Muckit

'Are you alright?' uttered by most cashiers in shops. What is that even supposed to mean??

It really boils my blood.

Knex*

"What are you thinking?"

Usually followed with, "You must be thinking of something?"

Even if I was thinking of something I usually lose my train of thought when asked that.

Ugh. :mad:

Colmustard

In a clothes shop.

"Can I help you" although a comment probably designed to pressure you into a sale, it has the effect of making me leave.