ever soiled your pants at work?

bobin fudge · 19-08-2012 7:08pm #1

typically this never happens to me, as im an adult. However it has happened 2x that I can remember

incident 1
first was about when I was 28, was on my lunch break on o'connell street and it was a very hot day -felt my ass cheeks wet and slippery when walking and thought I had skittered my pants -walked back to work trying to do damage limitation

went to the cubicle in work and pulled down my panties and there was nothing in my pants so was shocked and delighted- must have just been a sweat anus in the heat. however I decided to do a **** whilst I was there - I hover and dont sit and I did have teh trots all over my pants - very very weird experience. Pulled them off and threw them in the bin and sat at my desk, was uncomfortable as was wearing my suit trousers

incident no 2
another time I walk the dog after the gym, had a protein shake as I do always but drank it fast and walked out the door with the dog, was in a park completely dark and my stomach gave me some warning sounds- went to the area in the trees where all the local teenagers drink and smoke hash -they had some cardboard on the ground as a clearing to sit on etc. nobody there so I **** on it -was a huge one:cool: anyway my dog went mental trying to get at it -literally hysterical to eat my ****

had nothing to clean my arse with so had some tesco bags with me that I use to pick up my dogs **** so I ripped a bit off and inserted it up my ass

walked 20 mins home and when I went upstairs to clean my ass up better I was surprised to see the tesco bit of bag had done its job -no skids on my pants:)

im an adult, sensible, work etc so if im able to admit to this -does anyone else have some "funny" ****ting themselves stories to share on here?

mauzo · 19-08-2012 7:10pm

My sister got stuck in traffic on the way home from work once. She crapped in the seat.

I told her to do it in a bottle or a bag or something.

Im way too honest, but the 1st time i went out running I totally browned my pants

kfallon · 19-08-2012 7:11pm

I soiled someone else's pants at work, oh yeah that bird really wanted me*

*100% fabrication right there

marshbaboon · 19-08-2012 7:11pm

My troll sense is tingling.

Also you sound like a charming lady.

kfallon · 19-08-2012 7:12pm

syndeyfife wrote: »

Im way too honest, but the 1st time i went out running I totally browned my pants

The runs on the run?

mauzo · 19-08-2012 7:12pm

kfallon wrote: »

The runs on the run?

I literally just couldnt hold it in! Didnt help that i was a 20 minute run away from home

kfallon · 19-08-2012 7:15pm

syndeyfife wrote: »

I literally just couldnt hold it in! Didnt help that i was a 20 minute run away from home

Prob took you an extra 5 mins cos of the 'load' in your kaks!

I remember once dying for one on the bus home, as soon as I got in the door at the gaff it was straight into the jax, I think I just sat on the throne for about 25 mins just out of pure relief

My name is URL · 19-08-2012 7:15pm

syndeyfife wrote: »

My sister got stuck in traffic on the way home from work once. She crapped in the seat.

I told her to do it in a bottle or a bag or something.

Im way too honest, but the 1st time i went out running I totally browned my pants

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