Ever crack up laughing at your kids stupidity ?, I do.

Rabidlamb

I sent my 3 year old daughter upstairs last night to get socks out of the top drawer of her dresser.
She cant reach the top so she pulls out the bottom drawer to use as a step.
She's still short so climbs up another rung by pulling out the next drawer.
She's in reach now & pulls out the top drawer but now the whole dresser over balances & comes crashing down on top of her.
I ran upstairs where I hear her muffled cries as she's managed to trap herself inside the drawer as it fell down.

I must have laughed for 5 minutes before beginning the rescue attempt.

Me 1 Kids 0

anncoates

How outrageous.

NegativeCreep

You are a bad, bad parent.

Fizman

You put your daughter in harms way.

I laugh at your stupidity.

Biggins

O' Rabidlamb, I don't believe you'd laugh at such a thing.
You'd be too concerned about if they are ok.

Nice trying (again) to wind up people though!

GetWithIt

I'm always laughing at your kids too. But discretely. Behind the buses. The ones at the back of the house, to the right.

kfallon

2/10, poor attempt, must do better!

tmc86

you really need to brush up on your trolling skills, haven't had much luck lately have we?!

Teyla Emmagan

Give us your address so we can send Social Welfare around OP.

Dave0301

Thread started by Raidlamb....*Awaits moral outrage*

buck65

That's a coincidence, I saw the exact same thing happen last night I was walking past a house and could see inside.

The dude was downstairs watching Jeremy Kyle, wearing ladies clothes.

anncoates

This sort of thing will always happen when mentally subnormal people reproduce.

Rabidlamb

NegativeCreep wrote: »

You are a bad, bad parent.

Fizman wrote: »

You put your daughter in harms way.

I laugh at your stupidity.

Biggins wrote: »

O' Rabidlamb, I don't believe you'd laugh at such a thing.
You'd be too concerned about if they are ok.

Nice trying (again) to wind up people though!

kfallon wrote: »

2/10, poor attempt, must do better!

tmc86 wrote: »

you really need to brush up on your trolling skills, haven't had much luck lately have we?!

Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
How could you do that to my little angel ?.

Biggins

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
How could you do that to my little angel ?.

Easily!

kfallon

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
How could you do that to my little angel ?.

You said it happened last night and that you attempted a rescue 5 mins after the accident, are you that weak that you can't lift a chest of drawers?

You sir, have been busted, you are a Billy Bullshitter of the highest order!

kegzmc

I think I might have heard that crash as I was passing the house?

Was that you masturbating in the garden?

Rabidlamb

kfallon wrote: »

You said it happened last night and that you attempted a rescue 5 mins after the accident, are you that weak that you can't lift a chest of drawers?

You sir, have been busted, you are a Billy Bullshitter of the highest order!

Read again, I began the rescue but didn't get around to finishing it.
the 200m's was on & I forgot about her, the crying abated after an hour & she seemed to enjoy her new confines.
I sang her a lullaby on the guitar as she dozed off in a drawer of t-shirts.
The tears today are more to do with hunger but that's all in the mind.
Missus is home from work soon & we'll draw up a plan then.

no you don't

Cee-Jay-Cee

buck65 wrote: »

The dude was downstairs watching Jeremy Kyle, wearing ladies clothes.

Jeremy Kyle was wearing ladies clothes???

Rabidlamb

bluewolf wrote: »

no you don't

How about . . . . yes I do, checkmate I'm sure we both agree.

Chucken

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Give us your address so we can send Social Welfare around OP.

You want them to give him more money?

...or another buggy

Lando Griffin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
How could you do that to my little angel ?.

If she was a true angel she would have flown up to the top drawer and taken out her socks.