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Cover Story Tips

  • 09-08-2012 10:15am
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    Back when I was in school my friends and I made up a story in school to the vice principal that our friend was mugged and beaten up, the reality was it he was beaten up badly in an arranged fight after school. We discussed the details of our story over the phone but when we were cross examined it all went to sh1t.

    So my advice would be to meet up and with a photo ( use a celebrity) of the person you're making up for the story, also draw detailed diagrams of events and quiz eachother extensively on your story.

    Any other tips?


Comments

  • #2
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    get your story straight and stick to it.

    simples


  • #3
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    don't talk until your lawyer is present & let him/her do the talking for you. I recommend Saul Goodman.


  • #4
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "Women's probelms" - never any follow up questions to that...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #5
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Cover stories? Pif, what you need are more people like Johnny Tightlips in your crew.


  • #6
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Make a thread on it.


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  • #7
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Best cover is always ignorance. You wernt there, you seen nothing and nobody told you anything.


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    why would your vice principal give a **** about your friend being beaten up after school?


  • #9
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    jester77 wrote: »
    don't talk until your lawyer is present & let him/her do the talking for you. I recommend Saul Goodman.

    Heisenberg is that you?


  • #10
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Cover stories? Pif, what you need are more people like Johnny Tightlips in your crew.

    Go suck on a lemon. :cool:


  • #11
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Be a lone wolf. If you do something wrong with someone else, chances are they'll mess up the story or squeal on you. Do it yourself and tell nobody about it. That way only you can mess it up yourself.


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  • #12
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Go suck on a lemon. :cool:

    Who says I got a lemon? :pac:


  • #13
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    its always the back right tyre that got the puncture

    ALWAYS


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "If the glove don't fit you must acquit."

    Never fails.


  • #15
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Simple "how to" guide here.


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