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Would you rather

  • 08-08-2012 9:59pm
    #1
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭


    Have sex with a goat and have nobody know you did it Or Not have sex with a goat but everybody thinks you did it?


Comments

  • #2
    OMARS_COMING_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    whats wrong with having sex with a goat


  • #3
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Not have sex with a goat and have everyone think I did.


  • #4
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my mind is full of fuck


  • #5
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Its a big question in any persons life lads so think about it now.


  • #6
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Have sex with a goat and have everyone think I did.


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  • #7
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Real deep op..real deep!!


  • #8
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    Have sex with a goat and have everyone think I did.

    There's always one


  • #9
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Billy goat or nanny goat?


  • #10
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Can we choose the hole?


  • #11
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Have sex with the goat obviously! Might have a hard time keepin it up though in fairness.


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  • #12
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    TheStook wrote: »
    There's always one

    I think it's you that's the one.


  • #13
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    antodeco wrote: »
    Can we choose the hole?

    goatse


  • #14
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Someone from Roscommon is in here thinking "Sure, doesn't everyone ride goats?".


  • #15
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I have been on quite the dry spell.....


  • #16
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Are the schools back soon? :(


  • #17
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Chucken wrote: »
    Are the schools back soon? :(

    Not half soon enough.


  • #18
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    So Stookie, whose goat did ya shag? And how did everyone find out?


  • #19
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Chucken wrote: »
    Are the schools back soon? :(

    Ah here now hey that's uncalled for.

    My age in no way depicts my ability to contribute to this forum in a helpful and serious manner. I thought this would bring some much needed humour into AH but nope I was wrong.

    'Age' is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years.

    Back on the 26th Btw. ;)


  • #20
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Pottler wrote: »
    So Stookie, whose goat did ya shag? And how did everyone find out?

    I slipped, I swear


  • #21
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    TheStook wrote: »
    I slipped, I swear

    Can I have 2 goats?


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  • #22
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I had to look up stook urban dictionary shtyle.

    1. Dickhead. Slang originating in the back arse of nowhere in Ireland eg. Tipperary
    "That fella was an absolute stook!" ~heavy Tipp accent

    2. To have forecful anal intercourse with a female.
    I totally stooked that slum last night.


  • #23
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Wtf seriously Irish people have way too much time to think
    I'm waitin on a welsh farmer to say he would prefer a sheep lol


  • #24
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Shryke wrote: »
    I had to look up stook urban dictionary shtyle.

    1. Dickhead. Slang originating in the back arse of nowhere in Ireland eg. Tipperary
    "That fella was an absolute stook!" ~heavy Tipp accent

    2. To have forecful anal intercourse with a female.
    I totally stooked that slum last night.

    I always thought it was just catchy.

    Now I know why that bird told me to stop Stookin her, it all makes sense now.


  • #25
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Shryke wrote: »
    I had to look up stook urban dictionary shtyle.

    1. Dickhead. Slang originating in the back arse of nowhere in Ireland eg. Tipperary
    "That fella was an absolute stook!" ~heavy Tipp accent

    2. To have forceful anal intercourse with a female goat.
    I totally stooked that slum last night.
    fyp


  • #26
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    You can always move away and become a stripper.


  • #27
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Hard question, really putting my mind to work, mainly thinking, WHY??


  • #28
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Someone from Roscommon is in here thinking "Sure, doesn't everyone ride goats?".

    Yeah I'd ride a go......wait, do I have to wear a johnny?


  • #29
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Someone from Roscommon is in here thinking "Sure, doesn't everyone ride goats?".

    And there's probably a goat on here thinking "sure what else would ride someone from Roscommon".


  • #30
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    I have sex with myself all the time...


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  • #31
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    OP you're KIDding right :D







    *gets goat*
    sorry coat :)


  • #32
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    deccurley wrote: »
    Yeah I'd ride a go......wait, do I have to wear a johnny?

    Deccy, you can do what ya want, sure you're the expert.

    I'd never question a man from out johnstown direction on matters such as this.


  • #33
    validusername1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    not have sex with it and have everyone think i did.
    fuсk what people think :pac:


  • #34
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    TheStook wrote: »
    I slipped, I swear

    Can I have 2 goats?
    This is no time to get spit roasted!


  • #35
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    How good looking is the goat?


  • #36
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    What is wrong with you people?


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