Boards Beer: Gaseous Emanations

Skellington

so who got drunk and slept with who?

gandalf

what goes on tour stays on tour !

uberwolf

PunK04 wrote:

so who got drunk

not exactly a short list TBH, it was a bit messy

RuggieBear

I got very drunk....and slept with myself!!!

Ro: maaan!

I got drunk and slept with lacuna.

Jim

Zing!

EKRIUQ

Many at it last night??

azezil

smak spent the night in my room

Caesar_Bojangle

so did you convert smak to the pink side, azezil?

azezil

no, despite his advances not even i could go near someone who smells that bad... beers farts >_<

smoke.me.a.kipper

my plan to keep you out of there by releasing gas worked then.

woosaysdan

was you on the guinness smak? guinness farts are the worst!!!

Beruthiel

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

my plan to keep you out of there by releasing gas worked then.

and what was your excuse for releasing them while sitting near me?

you will be known to me forevermore as smelly smak

woosaysdan

what were you told about doing that in public smak?

smoke.me.a.kipper

actually @ the beers, i was nice eneough to do them on the stairs, down to the jacks. see im considerate.

woosaysdan

wheres my twinkie so?

smoke.me.a.kipper

i tried to bring them home. honestly i tried. but they were too tempting. sorry.

Beruthiel

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

actually @ the beers, i was nice eneough to do them on the stairs, down to the jacks. see im considerate.

I can smell the b/s from here ss

Trojan

This appears to be a personal issue for smak...

smoke.me.a.kipper

cretins

just had a thought. i could get a button and draw on a 'ss' on it ala secret seven.

Beruthiel

Trojan wrote:

This appears to be a personal issue for smak...

ffs TRO!! :eek:
off to the Nest!
B

koneko

thread abuse tbh
poor thing has been knocked about so much

we'll take care of you here, love

smoke.me.a.kipper

oh christ. this is never going to end. damn you!! i blame the smoking ban tbh. never smelt a guinness fart, or any other fart till then.

Trojan

You can't just move threads about like that Ruthie!

smoke.me.a.kipper

ah finally, a place where it deserves to be.

Giblet

I would never go to a beers, I'm far too cool to be seen with the likes of you.

sanncoo

Smak is like an orphan without a home today.....

He just gets comfortable in one thread and they move him to another. The sense of belonging just about sets in and BANG they move him to the nest.....

Sarky

Hmm, thread pinpong. Where will SMAK's crazy ramblings end up next??????

koneko

It sounds like you all have personal issues

off we go

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol!

Beruthiel

Trojan wrote:

You can't just move threads about like that Ruthie!

and you're not fit to be a mod if you don't understand the basic principles of where exactly a thread should be sent if it's not fit for your forum

you're a Muppet Al
I'm complaining to the Admins
I'm quite sure they have the time to deal with something as trivial as this!

ps
smelly smak

koneko
you're banned!

binned

BEAT

I had the unfortunate smak in the face of a guinness fart, it was after i walked by the table smak was sitting at..lol I figuered it was you SMAK
Alas, I did not get to take anyone home, a very nice man did walk me to me hotel door...but try as I might I couldnt persuade him to come inside...
I am losing my touch, really

smoke.me.a.kipper

that will be me off the guinness next time!