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Mistakes you have made you would warn others about.

  • 05-08-2012 6:19pm
    #1
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Self explanatory title. What mistakes have you made that you would warn others about in the hope of stopping history repeating itself.

    I will kick it off with this:

    When applying deep heat to a groin strain make sure you don't accidentally get some on your nut sack. Just had 5 minutes of agony accompanied by trying to dunk my balls in a sink of water to cool down. :D


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  • #2
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Stay away from drugs


  • #3
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Stay away from drugs
    No way!


    My shorts burst open in the gym one time doing squats and I had not gear to change in to:(


  • #4
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Don't consider self employment in this country.


  • #5
    Allyall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Travel when you are younger..


  • #6
    cat_xx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭cat_xx


    Always study throughout the college year not just the night before exams! and go to lectures!!


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  • #7
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Don't push.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Never live with two women!
    (My wife and her sister in my case)


  • #9
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Biggins wrote: »
    Never live with two women!
    (My wife and her sister in my case)
    Are you the General?


  • #10
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    Don't walk into the cinema dressed up as the Joker


  • #11
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Study in school and don't be in with the "cool" gang.
    And go to college.


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Wear sunscreen.


  • #13
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Are you the General?

    *shudders*

    Took in sister in law for a while.
    Moved out of her parents while looking for a place of her own.
    When their synced PMT came - O' it was fun! :o

    I never spent so much time in a pub! :D


  • #14
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Register a Boards.ie account...


  • #15
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Never ever smoke

    100% of the people who start regret doing so.


  • #16
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Don't watch two girls one cup.


  • #17
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Stay away from drugs

    Stay away from Scientology.


  • #18
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    The woman is always right and that is the best relationship advice I can give.


  • #19
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Learn to drive in a manual. Only learning to drive an automatic limits you if you need to borrow or rent a car, so get a proper drivers license.

    Be patient. Sometimes people tell you very important things if you give them enough time. Sometimes they really need a lot of time to tell them.

    When someone tells you they'll only break your heart, believe them.


  • #20
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Stay away from certain drugs


    Fixed that for you.


  • #21
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Don't watch two girls one cup.

    Or indoor plumbing... My god... a section of my brain will retain those 3 minutes forever...


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  • #22
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Never send an email when upset, angry or drunk. Same goes for texts.

    Use easy to remember, looong passwords for online accounts.

    Drink lots of water.

    Save 10 percent of your income into a 'do not touch' account. This is your running away money. Do not touch it unless you need to run away, or are in dire straits in other ways.


  • #23
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Don't assume you have a lot of time, you really don't, life is fast,

    Find an exercise you enjoy and stick with it.


  • #24
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    inb4 suncream


  • #25
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    Listen to your parents, they are right most of the time.

    Mine were anyway....Should have listened....


  • #26
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    inb4 suncream
    You're way too late on that one!


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Colmustard wrote: »
    The woman is not always right - JUST DON'T TELL THEM and that is the best relationship advice I can give.

    Fixed that for you! :D


  • #28
    NinjaK
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 963 ✭✭✭NinjaK


    Dont start smoking

    Study


  • #29
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    TeddyTedson wrote:
    Wear sunscreen.
    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    inb4 suncream

    Always read threads from the start. It saves you from looking silly in the future.

    Dont use txt speak.


  • #30
    Avatarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭Avatarr


    I didn't by shares in a little start up company in the late seventies/early eighties............ Micro something


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  • #31
    maggege
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭maggege


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Don't consider self employment in this country.

    @galwayrush don't scare me... This is just what I want to do. Any particular industry you recommend to avoid?


  • #32
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Don't be afraid to take risks

    It's only failure if you don't learn something from it

    Go commando- you'll never have to worry about clean Jocks


  • #33
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Don't have sex just for the sake of having it.


  • #34
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't have sex just for the sake of having it.
    This is terrible terrible advice.

    Take it when you can get it!


  • #35
    maggege
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭maggege


    Never trust anyone 100%.
    Dean09 wrote: »
    This is terrible terrible advice.

    Take it when you can get it!

    Even when you pretend to be a good friend just to take advantage of someone? That can destroy some people for life...


  • #36
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    do not take any advice from after hours seriously


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  • #37
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Dean09 wrote: »
    You're way too late on that one!

    I searched for suncream. Some crafty bugger said sunscreen :(

    Was surprised it wasn't said.


  • #38
    HidePork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭HidePork


    Don't talk to anyone you went to school with afterwards. They only want to tell you about their job.


  • #39
    TheQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭TheQueen


    Never bring a hand mirror to the bathroom after giving birth. There are some things you do not need to see.


  • #40
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    TheQueen wrote: »
    Never bring a hand mirror to the bathroom after giving birth. There are some things you do not need to see.

    **** sake Lizzie! Didn't want to hear that!


  • #41
    jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭jarvis


    Parazone wipes and moist toilet tissue are NOT the same thing.


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  • #42
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    maggege wrote: »
    @galwayrush don't scare me... This is just what I want to do. Any particular industry you recommend to avoid?

    Make sure it's something you get paid for immediately. Never give credit.


  • #43
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Giselle wrote: »

    Be patient. Sometimes people tell you very important things if you give them enough time. Sometimes they really need a lot of time to tell them.

    That's a very nice post of a Sunday afternoon.


  • #44
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Don't be a bully.


  • #45
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Dean09 wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't have sex just for the sake of having it.
    This is terrible terrible advice.

    Take it when you can get it!
    Meaningless sex is just that imo. When sex is meaningful it's more of an enjoyment.


  • #46
    Inbox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Inbox


    Always back up your USB key.


  • #47
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Dean09 wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't have sex just for the sake of having it.
    This is terrible terrible advice.

    Take it when you can get it!
    Meaningless sex is just that imo. When sex is meaningful it's more of an enjoyment.

    If by meaningful you mean lots of sexual tension and attraction then yes.

    Some of the most "meaningless" sex I've had was in long term relationships with women I've loved. The chemistry just fades with too much familiarity.


  • #48
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Never, ever, put something important away in a 'safe place'.

    You'll never find it again.


  • #49
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Just because you have no condoms don't think that using the "pull out" method works


  • #50
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    Dont ever buy a house in a property bubble.:o


  • #51
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Never take your mother for granted. You won't have her forever.


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