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Idea for a float

  • 03-08-2012 11:10pm
    #1
    sonnky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 878 ✭✭✭


    Hi all, not sure if I'm in the right place.
    Anyone have a simple idea for a float, preferrably a funny idea or something in the news recently. Thanks


Comments

  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Wut?


  • #3
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Balsa wood or cork would be my recommendation.


  • #4
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    An ice cream float??


  • #5
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    A giant penis float


  • #6
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Fishing forum that way--->


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  • #7
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Seanie Quinn stuck on the end of a pitchfork. Keep it topical.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I assume you mean a parade float. What kind of parade?


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Is it just me or what the fuck is the question?


  • #10
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    A cash float!


  • #11
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    A giant tampon with a load of hormonal ladies on it, that will be 5 euros.


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  • #12
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A cracked piggy bank and a load of people dressed up as €0 coins running about.


  • #13
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Pedobear float


  • #14
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    two words, ballcock


  • #15
    sonnky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 878 ✭✭✭sonnky


    wextext wrote: »
    I assume you mean a parade float. What kind of parade?

    Ya a parade sorry for not being clear.. am its a community festival parade


  • #16
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Quagmire float
    Gigidy gigidy gooooooo


  • #17
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    sonnky wrote: »
    Ya a parade sorry for not being clear.. am its a community festival parade


    Wow


  • #18
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Just google archimedes principle


  • #19
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Float? float on, float on, float on


  • #20
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    first you need to have a bottle of beer.
    second you need to get out the pritt stick and the super glue
    third you need some balloons, glitter and various colours of paint
    fourth stick of dynamite
    fifth lighter
    sixth newspaper report
    seventh - perfect float


  • #21
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    You should take your cue from St. Patrick's Day parades in the 1980's - Nothing wows a crowd quite like 3 drenched employees of ADT Security in full uniform, a Massey Ferguson festooned in ads for Triple-A golden Maverick (featuring a woman dressed as a liver-fluke) and a diesel Daihatsu Charade with an elderly man inside - usually a 'mystery vehicle', with no immediately apparent reason for being there.


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  • #22
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Float? float on, float on, float on

    Float on by. . .


  • #23
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Petty cash float for the Quinn family. . .


  • #24
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Yamanoto wrote: »
    You should take your cue from St. Patrick's Day parades in the 1980's - Nothing wows a crowd quite like 3 drenched employees of ADT Security in full uniform, a Massey Ferguson festooned in ads for Triple-A golden Maverick (featuring a woman dressed as a liver-fluke) and a diesel Daihatsu Charade with an elderly man inside - usually a 'mystery vehicle', with no immediately apparent reason for being there.

    It's like I'm there again! :D


  • #25
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    I can personally recommend Coke & HB Vanilla. Delicious.


  • #26
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Steal and old caravan and paint it teal and maroon.


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A neat display of briquettes from your local long-established hardware shop, like they have in parades in North Kerry. Failing that, naked whores.


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