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Things culchies no nothing about.

  • 31-07-2012 12:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭


    1. Do you know the 5 lamps?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    This is gonna end well anyway :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 590 ✭✭✭maddragon


    Spelling!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    The greasy slop that is known as coddle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    hygiene


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    How to pronounce Batter Burger


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Riding for gear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    studiorat wrote: »
    1. Do you know the 5 lamps?

    hang yer bollix off them


    culchies know nothing about personal hygiene. once you leave dublin lynx becomes a big cat and not a deodorant/shower gel

    and manners


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    Noisy neighbours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    I'd bet that they know that no and know are homonyms but not synonyms.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Foreplay.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Fashion.


    Eye brow studs and bleached blonde hair on lads is so (was it ever in style?)

    Also, at gigs, you can always spot the culchie, he'll be the one in the cowboy straw hat and vest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Driving east of the M50 (i.e anywhere around Dublin).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Define culchie.

    Is someone born to culchie parents and brought up in, lets say Lucan, a culchie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    hang yer bollix off them


    culchies know nothing about personal hygiene. once you leave dublin lynx becomes a big cat and not a deodorant/shower gel

    and manners

    What kind of a filthy sewer rat still uses Lynx?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Good quality heroin

    The Dubs keep the best stuff for themselves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    places to go in Dublin besides Flannerys and Coppers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    IrishAm wrote: »
    Define culchie.

    Is someone born to culchie parents and brought up in, lets say Lucan, a culchie?

    Anywhere west of the M50 is bogland. Including Lucan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    IrishAm wrote: »
    Define culchie.

    Is someone born to culchie parents and brought up in, lets say Lucan, a culchie?
    To someone from the city centre, i'd say yes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭AEDIC


    Being so far up their own hole because they come from Dublin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    Things Dubs know nothing about - Culchies....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭thomasj


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Fashion.


    Eye brow studs and bleached blonde hair on lads is so (was it ever in style?)

    Also, at gigs, you can always spot the culchie, he'll be the one in the cowboy straw hat and vest.

    I would have agreed with that but the teddybear pyjama brigade came to mind


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Talking with an American accent

    There must a lot of Yanks around UCD

    Like whatever OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,058 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Naming their daughters Kylie and Shania.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    why are culchie lads so aggressive. one walked into ME once in a club and expected me to apologise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I'm proud to be a culchie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    AEDIC wrote: »
    Being so far up their own hole because they come from Dublin?
    Location: Cork

    Hmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Things Dubs no nothing about - Culchies....

    As a culchie dub, I disagree.... :)

    God these threads never end well...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 153 ✭✭jonnybangbang


    Things Dubs no nothing about - Culchies....

    Can we start a tread about this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Anywhere west of the M50 is bogland. Including Lucan.

    I agree. Born in James' to Dub parents.

    :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Light pollution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Shagging non family members.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Marriage laws.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    I don't understand the divide to be honest.
    There's plenty of dubs with some weird chip on their shoulder about country folk, and then plenty of country folk who'll give you a hard time down the country because you're from Dublin...

    The question should be - "What do idiots in general not understand?"

    And a fair whack of you in here can answer that with first hand experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    Can we start a tread about this?

    The Boards.ie servers wouldn't be big enough to hold all the things that Dubs know nothing about. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Talking with an American accent

    There must a lot of Yanks around UCD

    Like whatever OP

    Most of them are farm dwellers embarrassed by their culchie roots. Cant pick up the Dub accent, so adopt an Orange county one instead.

    Fools.


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Polluted air and water.
    Smell of the Liffy.
    Heroin junkies asking for money at every corner.
    Pointless traffic jams.
    *****.
    Being English/American.
    Knackers with umbrellas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    IrishAm wrote: »
    I agree. Born in James' to Dub parents.

    :cool:

    Wow, it's like you won some kind of lottery on that one.

    What are the chances?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭AEDIC


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Hmmmm

    Perth W.A. via D15 - hmmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Wow, it's like you won some kind of lottery on that one.

    What are the chances?

    Seven hundred million to one.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Legal gas piping......:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    How to inject heroin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭thomasj


    Yakult wrote: »
    Polluted air and water.
    Smell of the Liffy.
    Heroin junkies asking for money at every corner.
    Pointless traffic jams.
    *****.
    Being English/American.
    Knackers with umbrellas.

    You do know most culchies come to work/live/get educated in Dublin at one stage of their lives!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭thomasj


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Shagging non family members.

    Lapdancing/poledancing clubs that don't involve animals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Dublin should become an independent state and throw off the shackles of culchie tyranny. Dublin generates 40% of the tax take.

    We would be better off independent.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    thomasj wrote: »
    You do know most culchies come to work/live/get educated in Dublin at one stage of their lives!

    Source?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Public transport


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    Dublin>Culchieland.

    No matter what way you spin it, this is a fact. It's why you all live here. More jobs, better infrastructure, nicer, more cultured people, better looking women. The list is endless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭greensausage


    going to concerts and stabbing each other
    buying/taking lots of heroin
    being on the dole for your entire adult life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    AEDIC wrote: »
    Perth W.A. via D15 - hmmmmm

    I really don't want to have to explain the irony of your post to you. Please don't make me do it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    Well none of us know the economic secrets which make it financially viable to sell loi'ers at 5 for a pouuuuend (or whatever the current street value of loi'ers is in yewerr-ows).


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