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Is golf your Mistress?

  • 26-07-2012 11:22am
    #1
    Myksyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭


    Further to a reference on another thread alluding to golf being a mistress ... Answer the following:

    When do you meet her in secret?
    What do you secretly buy for her?
    How does it affect your other relationships?
    How guilty do you feel?
    Is it true love or a passing affair?


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  • #2
    the lawman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭the lawman


    You know this is a public forum Myksyk?

    With that in mind here are my answers:

    When do you meet her in secret? Never always tell my wife everything.
    What do you secretly buy for her? Nothing. Spare money is for my wife.
    How does it affect your other relationships? No affect. My relationships are too strong.
    How guilty do you feel? Zero
    Is it true love or a passing affair? N/A


  • #3
    Myksyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭Myksyk


    Of course Lawman. Maybe if we can speak about a FRIEND we know who might treat golf as a mistress?!


  • #4
    the lawman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭the lawman


    Myksyk wrote: »
    Of course Lawman. Maybe if we can speak about a FRIEND we know who might treat golf as a mistress?!

    That will make it easier!


  • #5
    Danny dyers double
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭Danny dyers double


    Since iv start playing my other half definitly thinks there are 3 of us in the relationship now .

    I'd rather my Golf time if I'm honest 😊😊 only joking


  • #6
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭newport2


    When do you meet her in secret? Never
    What do you secretly buy for her? Not much
    How does it affect your other relationships? Not much
    How guilty do you feel? Just a little
    Is it true love or a passing affair? True love

    Right, that's the wife covered, now golf:

    When do you meet her in secret? Regularly, pretend I'm working late and slip in for a quickie at the driving range
    What do you secretly buy for her? Lots. Her wish is my command, but TBH she's never f%^king happy.
    How does it affect your other relationships? Not at all, once they get the gist of the pecking order.
    How guilty do you feel? Only for the years I wasted before I started playing.
    Is it true love or a passing affair? True love with the passion of a passing affair that I know will never pass.


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  • #7
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,768 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Q: Is golf your Mistress? A: No, Scarlett Johansson is.


  • #8
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭newport2


    Manach wrote: »
    Q: Is golf your Mistress? A: No, Scarlett Johansson is.

    MANACH!! WAKE UP!! DID YOU NOT HEAR YOUR ALARM CLOCK RINGING DEAR?? ;)


  • #9
    ForeRight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Manach wrote: »
    Q: Is golf your Mistress? A: No, Scarlett Johansson is.


    Id give everything up in my life just to let her have a dump on my chest once!!

    She is a goddess!!


  • #10
    Alrite Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭Alrite Chief


    When do you meet her in secret? Not at all
    What do you secretly buy for her? Generally something new that came from a voucher I didn't win
    How does it affect your other relationships? Positively. Spend less time with the bar man
    How guilty do you feel? Feel the opposite actually!
    Is it true love or a passing affair? Neither. More a dysfunctional abusive relationship. We fight a lot and then make up with a passionate romp from tee box to green


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