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The girl in the window

  • 17-07-2012 1:45am
    #1
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭


    So it finally happened to me, the scene you see so often on TV. Just moved into a new flat, no curtains on the windows or anything. Directly across the street there is more apartments and the window directly across from me I can see directly into this girl's bedroom bedroom. She is quite attractive and normally and has her curtian's open. She seems to be on the phone a lot and often sits on the window. I think she knows im looking a lot of the time, but i feel i come across as a perve looking all the time but its almost impossible not to as my couch is facing out that way when im watching tv or on the internet. Whats the next course of action?


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  • #2
    A_Sober_Paddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    WumBuster wrote: »
    So it finally happened to me, the scene you see so often on TV. Just moved into a new flat, no curtains on the windows or anything. Directly across the street there is more apartments and the window directly across from me I can see directly into this girl's bedroom bedroom. She is quite attractive and normally and has her curtian's open. She seems to be on the phone a lot and often sits on the window. I think she knows im looking a lot of the time, but i feel i come across as a perve looking all the time but its almost impossible not to as my couch is facing out that way when im watching tv or on the internet. Whats the next course of action?

    Pics or GTFO


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    WumBuster wrote: »
    I think she knows im looking a lot of the time,
    WumBuster wrote: »
    She seems to be on the phone a lot

    Probably on the phone to the gardai.


  • #4
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    WumBuster wrote: »
    So it finally happened to me, the scene you see so often on TV. Just moved into a new flat, no curtains on the windows or anything. Directly across the street there is more apartments and the window directly across from me I can see directly into this girl's bedroom bedroom. She is quite attractive and normally and has her curtian's open. She seems to be on the phone a lot and often sits on the window. I think she knows im looking a lot of the time, but i feel i come across as a perve looking all the time but its almost impossible not to as my couch is facing out that way when im watching tv or on the internet. Whats the next course of action?

    Close your curtains, of course.


  • #5
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Casually walk by the window in the nip.


  • #6
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO
    Pfft, perv!

    VIDEO IT! :D


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  • #7
    UserName 217
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭UserName 217


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Probably on the phone to the gardai.

    Definitely on the on phone to the gardai.


  • #8
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    Close your curtains, of course.[/QUOT

    ive got none yet. Must get onto the landlord. would a wave be appropriate?


  • #9
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Get some binoculars. Double time.


  • #10
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Well obviously the next step is dangling your willy out the window. Flop it across to her then so she can climb into your room.


  • #11
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Is this you op?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubpwmCai93g


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  • #12
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    carefulnow100 wrote: »
    Get some binoculars. Double time.

    Dont need them, i can see in very close. Its actually really awkward and i could be getting a crush.. help!


  • #13
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    WumBuster wrote: »
    Dont need them, i can see in very close. Its actually really awkward and i could be getting a crush.. help!

    Quick! Put bleach in your eyes.


  • #14
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    WumBuster wrote: »
    carefulnow100 wrote: »
    Get some binoculars. Double time.

    Dont need them, i can see in very close. Its actually really awkward and i could be getting a crush.. help!



    Fine,fine.


    Just pm the address and I'll be over as soon as I can to...help and stuff.

    Also describe what she's wearing cause I need te sort me horn out badly!


  • #15
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    LATEST UPDATE: 02:59 hours Curtains are semi closed and window is opened. She must be gone to sleep for the night. Will check in again tomorrow at 19:00 hours for another peek.


  • #16
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    WumBuster wrote: »
    LATEST UPDATE: 02:59 hours Curtains are semi closed and window is opened. She must be gone to sleep for the night. Will check in again tomorrow at 19:00 hours for another peek.

    Any chance you can get the window opened? You might be able to sneak in. I'm sure she wants it.


  • #17
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    WumBuster wrote: »
    LATEST UPDATE: 02:59 hours Curtains are semi closed and window is opened. She must be gone to sleep for the night. Will check in again tomorrow at 19:00 hours for another peek.

    Get a fishing rod and a camera, maybe she sleeps naked.


  • #18
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    I second this. She's def giving you the come over here now signal. Either that or she's freaked out that your still staring thorough here window!


  • #19
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Kick down her front door and ask for some barrys teabags. the rest will be history.


  • #20
    Brokentime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Brokentime


    I used to live on Mountjoy Square on the 4th floor of an apartment block. If you looked out our living room window you could look down into the bedroom of another apartment near us. It was more like a sunroom than a bedroom, with a glass roof and windows all along one side. Used to see some young wans in the nip there all the time, but unsurprisingly they'd move out soon after. Still, it was like a carousel of ass and boobs for a good 9-10 month period back in 2009.


  • #21
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    I would go over to her window but id need a ladder, its on the third floor. The other night when she was sitting on the window she exposed one of her bra straps, maybe it was just too hot or maybe she wants me to as bull mick says RYDE D LIVIN SHYTE OUT OF HER


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  • #22
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    WumBuster wrote: »
    she was sitting on the window she exposed one of her bra straps

    Ah here, thats a dead giveaway shes wants to be on you.


  • #23
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Flash her... Then knock over and ask would she have a spare tea bag...;)


  • #24
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah here, thats a dead giveaway shes wants to be on you.

    and she could be teasing, she could have a boyfriend. But its entertaining. If I see her round Ill say hello and see what happens, would prefer to have a conversation first rather than going the cat burglar route.


  • #25
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Saw thread title.

    Thought you were in Amsterdam. :o


  • #26
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Are all irish men this perverted underneath it all or is this an AH' male banter..


  • #27
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    CavanCrew wrote: »
    Are all irish men this perverted underneath it all or is this an AH' male banter..

    Er... it'd be the first one. I thought everyone knew we're a bunch of creepy perves. :D


  • #28
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte




  • #29
    Brokentime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Brokentime


    CavanCrew wrote: »
    Are all irish men this perverted underneath it all or is this an AH' male banter..

    Dude, any chance I get these days to see a bit of beaver is a good one.

    As the (albeit terrible) US comedian Ron White said: "Once you've seen one woman naked, you pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked" :D


  • #30
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    24 hour livestream?


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  • #31
    Headshot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,943 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    I was hoping it was the elderly woman behind the counter. Great tune


  • #32
    uberalles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭uberalles


    Simpsons

    mo is asked....... Hows the relationship with your neighbour getting on?

    Mo answer ..... It's all over she got curtains


  • #33
    Fight_Night
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Fight_Night


    Oh OP, please don't do anything you'll regret, like getting yourself put on the sex offenders list.


  • #34
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Fight_Night wrote: »
    Oh OP, please don't do anything you'll regret, like getting yourself put on the sex offenders list.

    You can't get put on twice :)


  • #35
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Don't be so naive! She is crazy about you and now probably thinks you aren't man enough to do something about it.


  • #36
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Problem solved ya big perv!!


    http://technabob.com/blog/2010/07/07/tiny-flying-spy-robots/


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    WumBuster wrote: »
    So it finally happened to me, the scene you see so often on TV. Just moved into a new flat, no curtains on the windows or anything. Directly across the street there is more apartments and the window directly across from me I can see directly into this girl's bedroom bedroom. She is quite attractive and normally and has her curtian's open. She seems to be on the phone a lot and often sits on the window. I think she knows im looking a lot of the time, but i feel i come across as a perve looking all the time but its almost impossible not to as my couch is facing out that way when im watching tv or on the internet. Whats the next course of action?

    Set-up an internet web cam, start broadcasting and start charging pay-per-view?


  • #38
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    Maby we can do for the OP what we did for Bryan & Ciara awwwwwwwwwww

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

    ;)


  • #39
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Biggins wrote: »
    Set-up an internet web cam, start broadcasting and start charging pay-per-view?

    :rolleyes:


  • #40
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    You can be ugly naked guy the II


  • #41
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    Maby we can do for the OP what we did for Bryan & Ciara awwwwwwwwwww

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

    ;)

    tl;dr


    summary? :D


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Misticles wrote: »
    tl;dr


    summary? :D

    "Hello!"

    Pause...

    Sex.


  • #43
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    This is going to be another thread that ends in a brutal murder, I just know it.


  • #44
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    WumBuster wrote: »
    So it finally happened to me, the scene you see so often on TV. Just moved into a new flat, no curtains on the windows or anything. Directly across the street there is more apartments and the window directly across from me I can see directly into this girl's bedroom bedroom. She is quite attractive and normally and has her curtian's open. She seems to be on the phone a lot and often sits on the window. I think she knows im looking a lot of the time, but i feel i come across as a perve looking all the time but its almost impossible not to as my couch is facing out that way when im watching tv or on the internet. Whats the next course of action?

    A monocle and a raised eyebrow for day time watching, nightvision goggles and a grashopper noise machine for night time.


  • #45
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    Misticles wrote: »
    tl;dr


    summary? biggrin.gif

    Ok. Basicly the good people of AH helped this shy guy the ride and helped him on every step of the way.


    Ps. If that guy is still around how is it going with her?


  • #46
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    She definitely wants you.

    Give her a wave one day. With your penis. Chicks love that


  • #47
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Call the cops on her


  • #48
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    Ok. Basicly the good people of AH helped this shy guy the ride and helped him on every step of the way.


    Ps. If that guy is still around how is it going with her?

    As far as I know, that was all fake.


  • #49
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    Ok. Basicly the good people of AH helped this shy guy the ride and helped him on every step of the way.


    Ps. If that guy is still around how is it going with her?

    Havent seen her yet today. Although the window was open earlier now its not. Just a case of waiting for something to happen ;)


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