Do you wear opposite sex clothes?

supernova84

You see it there on the tv where the man might wear the woman's knickers for the day after sex while the woman would go a day in the man's trunks. Do people actually do this and what do you wear?

super_furry

Shhh. Sleep time now.

Where To

I wear ladies' wellingtons to the bog.

MrStuffins

I can see why a woman wouldn't have a problem wearing boxers.

But here's no way i'd be wearing women's underwear! If I wanted to floss my balls off i'd use something else!

smallerthanyou

Can be hard to get girls versions of certain jersies so I go for the smallest man size. Usually still swamp me.

I have never yet encountered a man wearing knickers. Maybe some day!

supernova84

I reckon there are lads going to work with ladies tights on under their trousers. Sure the world has gone mad, what with advances in technology and the spread of the world wide web phenomenon.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I dont wear ladies clothes, I just insert tapons inside myself.

The record is 5

Owen_S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36wKlbgeTrk

SusieBlue

I often wear my boyfriends clothes. He never wears mine though. :pac:

MistyCheese

Most of my clothes don't have a gender.

Except for my sparkly pink glitter top. It's a male.

Boscoirl

If any woman wants me to wear their clothes, pm me your address and I'll send you an S.A.E

no

phasers

Yeah, men's tracksuit bottoms and hoodies are way more comfy than women's ones.

Micky Dolenz

I like wearing bras, they keep me moobs under control.

Mr Benevolent

Yes, a suspender belt and silk stockings.

Problem?

The Snipe

Only on the weekends... And monday... and Tuesday... And wednesday... and thursday... and friday....

Micky Dolenz

Confab wrote: »

Yes, a suspender belt and silk stockings.

Problem?

Swap pics?

KingMonkey

if i remember correctly one of your last threads on here was entitled "how do you open your banana??"....omfg please stoppppp the madness....

Basq

MrStuffins wrote: »

If I wanted to floss my balls off i'd use something else!

Keep for pet names for masturbation to yourself! :pac:

LH Pathe

What like. them baggy trousers my mam always has hangin off her at teh waist?

mauzo

My ex wore one of my g strings once.

Image is burned into my brain. UGh.

The Big Red Button

Yeah I'm always thieving my boyfriend's boxers and Tshirts. Mostly just to annoy him. :P

He doesn't wear my undies though. At least, I don't think he does ...

Jesus Shaves

I used too, then i got caught.

Millicent

MrStuffins wrote: »

I can see why a woman wouldn't have a problem wearing boxers.

I can't! Tried it once. That strange breeze on my nethers around the willy pouch bit put me off ever doing it again.

MrStuffins

Millicent wrote: »

I can't! Tried it once. That strange breeze on my nethers around the willy pouch bit put me off ever doing it again.

Willy pouch?

Have I been wearing the wrong boxers?

LH Pathe

I'm not a fan of these, fashionista man skirts tying a jumper off at the waist produces the same effect.. you want a kilt, find a plaid shirt.

Millicent

MrStuffins wrote: »

Willy pouch?

Have I been wearing the wrong boxers?

What's the bit with the buttons? Where your willy can just pop out and say hello? Or those ones without the buttons but a kind of door that can be pulled back for easier peeing?

Now that I'm thinking about this, why can't ye just pull down your boxers to have a slash, ye lazy gits? :pac:

MrStuffins

Millicent wrote: »

What's the bit with the buttons? Where your willy can just pop out and say hello? Or those ones without the buttons but a kind of door that can be pulled back for easier peeing?

Now that I'm thinking about this, why can't ye just pull down your boxers to have a slash, ye lazy gits? :pac:

Ah, you mean the willy....... I dunno what it's call but I like "door"

Also, we COULD pull out boxers down but we pee in full view of all other dudes when using public toilets, last thing we wanna be looking at it man arses when walking through the Gents!

Millicent

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ah, you mean the willy....... I dunno what it's call but I like "door"

Also, we COULD pull out boxers down but we pee in full view of all other dudes when using public toilets, last thing we wanna be looking at it man arses when walking through the Gents!

Well that's that mystery solved. Now, oh wise Oracle Stuffins, while you're on a roll, where does that other sock in the dryer go to?

Fritzl Funderland

only for my night time job

Micky Dolenz

MrStuffins wrote: »

Willy pouch?

Have I been wearing the wrong boxers?

AKA "I've a small willy" :P

Odysseus

Only when I'm singing "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"

MrStuffins

Millicent wrote: »

Well that's that mystery solved. Now, oh wise Oracle Stuffins, while you're on a roll, where does that other sock in the dryer go to?

Socks are an oppressed people, forced to exist in servitude to the human race. They are judged by their colour, which is wrong, and often they are paired up with other socks which look exactly like them but may not have the same interests.

It's a terrible existence and when they see the opportunity to escape, they take it!

Just men's socks, I know nothing about women's socks of course

Millicent

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

AKA "I've a small willy" :P

He's been storing his keys and stuff there in his confusion for years or so the rumour on the street goes.

MrStuffins

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

AKA "I've a small willy" :P

Millicent wrote: »

He's been storing his keys and stuff there in his confusion for years or so the rumour on the street goes.

I prefer the 2nd one!

Also, it's not small, it's Fun-Size!

steddyeddy

A mate of mine sent me this pic of a someones ass in a g-string saying it was this new girl he met. He said what you think? I said wow sexy ass bud. Anyway Turns out it was him in a g-string playing a trick on me

Millicent

steddyeddy wrote: »

A mate of mine sent me this pic of a someones ass in a g-string saying it was this new girl he met. He said what you think? I said wow sexy ass bud. Anyway Turns out it was him in a g-string playing a trick on me

Did he tell you before or after you finished the hand shandy? :pac:

steddyeddy

Millicent wrote: »

Did he tell you before or after you finished the hand shandy? :pac:

During In fairness hes a runner so between that and the g-string it was quite confusing.

Runners ass and sexy curvy ass look quite similar in a g-string I found out much to my distress!

veronymus

steddyeddy wrote: »

During In fairness hes a runner so between that and the g-string it was quite confusing.

Runners ass and sexy curvy ass look quite similar in a g-string I found out much to my distress!

Hope you're joking about the bolded part?? I find the thought that your mate would do that to you a little unsettling:D

Like a lot of girls, I imagine, I've worn guy stuff like pjs, t-shirts etc, but only indoors, can't recall ever going out wearing a guy's clothes.

Lyaiera

steddyeddy wrote: »

A mate of mine sent me this pic of a someones ass in a g-string saying it was this new girl he met. He said what you think? I said wow sexy ass bud. Anyway Turns out it was him in a g-string playing a trick on me

Maybe he wasn't playing a trick? Maybe he want's you to know how sexy his ass is. And in fairness you do know how sexy his ass is.

I think you know what you have to do here.

MrStuffins

steddyeddy wrote: »

A mate of mine sent me this pic of a someones ass in a g-string saying it was this new girl he met. He said what you think? I said wow sexy ass bud. Anyway Turns out it was him in a g-string playing a trick on me

I bet he thought "I'll trick Eddy so I can call him gay and a weirdo lolomfgpmslymca!!"

Trust me, in this scenario, YOU are not the weirdo!

Novella

I love guys t-shirts and hoodies.

Denise90

I wear my boyfriends hoodies but then again I sometimes I get him to buy them with me in mind

confuseddotcom

supernova84 wrote: »

You see it there on the tv where the man might wear the woman's knickers for the day after sex while the woman would go a day in the man's trunks.

Dafuq?? :eek: What channel is this?! :D

MistyCheese wrote: »

Most of my clothes don't have a gender.

How is that possible?! Aside from Sports-shops would you not have purchased the majority of your clothes in either the mens or women's section?

KingMonkey wrote: »

if i remember correctly one of your last threads on here was entitled "how do you open your banana??"....omfg please stoppppp the madness....

Am about to really nearly pmsl here!! :o

steddyeddy wrote: »

A mate of mine sent me this pic of a someones ass in a g-string saying it was this new girl he met. He said what you think? I said wow sexy ass bud. Anyway Turns out it was him in a g-string playing a trick on me

Sheer brilliance, pure genius!


Have purchased an odd men's t-shirt for myself in the past. Would wear lad's Hoodies no problem. Plus love the smell of After-shave! Not being needy or anything of the sort, I'd nearly wear After-shave myself really nice smell.

Gummy Panda

Millicent wrote: »

What's the bit with the buttons? Where your willy can just pop out and say hello?

Well done. This made me actually lol

Pensivepuca

Yeah, male t shirts, jeans and hoodies. Way way more comfortable.

Joey the lips

I never got this. My wife loves wearing my shirts. Especially after i wore them. I dont mind smelling her but her underware only looks good when its on her and tbh if i am not lying next to her i am usually to busy to think about smelling her.

Just me.

aujopimur

Those wooly type passion killer tights were nice and comfy when I worked on cold building sites, a bit of a nuisance when it came to having a slash, but well worth the hassle.

I like a nice man's hoody on occasion!

Micky Dolenz

Deleted User wrote: »

I like a nice man's hoody on occasion!

What about if the man wasn't so nice?

Links234

I'm wearing boxers right now. sexy :pac: