what causes brown toilets stains?

skoomi

My housemates are blaming me for brown toilet stains in the toilet bowl because i don't flush after a piss.

They want me to pay for the cleaning, but i said my generic piss in no way causes dark brown stains.

So wtf makes toilets brown?

Its hardly my piss

starbelgrade

Laziness.

Pushtrak

****ty threads.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Why has your sink got brown stains too?

golden lane

usually it's tea.......

mauzo

Why dont you flush the toilet?????

supernova84

Barry White

Greenmachine

Here comes the science bit.
It's the urea in your piss that is doing it. Nothing that cif and a toilet brush won't fix.



...put some elbow grease in boy.

lookitsme

i try removing the brown marks on my toilet by pissing on them. might take a few goes to get rid of a good skid mark

Crann na Beatha

This post has been deleted.

Pushtrak

syndeyfife wrote: »

Why dont you flush the toilet?????

He must follow the "if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down" philosophy. Or is otherwise crazy.

im invisible

there was a meme once, around these parts, that would fit this thread nicely

ChunkyLover54

Pour a good bit of bleach or domestos on there and leave it for a few hours without flushing the toilet. Usually does the trick

Caveman1

It's from dropping the kids at the pool, a little bleach once in a while will sort that out

1ZRed

And once you get your answer, how long do you expect this thread to last?

mauzo

In fairness the only answer I can think of it that your toilet is brown because youre a scruff and you dont flush it??

RobbingBandit

A cheap curry would be the number 2 cause.

admiralofthefleet

destroy them with the yellow toilet brush

Thatnastyboy

skoomi wrote: »

My housemates are blaming me for brown toilet stains in the toilet bowl because i don't flush after a piss.

They want me to pay for the cleaning, but i said my generic piss in no way causes dark brown stains.

So wtf makes toilets brown?

Its hardly my piss

The fuck you on about?

Pay who, for what? :mad: gtfo

supernova84

Get out your paintbrush OP and paint the toilet brown, that will show those pesky kids

wing52

Blast it with zero lime scale.

Works a treat. use it when the bowl is dry,cos it just dribbles down and wont cling on the sides just after a flush.

ChunkyLover54

1ZRed wrote: »

And once you get your answer, how long do you expect this thread to last?

If it brings up the the issue of sexism on After Hours we might get 30 pages out of it

ComfyKnickers

1ZRed wrote: »

And once you get your answer, how long do you expect this thread to last?

Not as long as the brown stains anyway!!

Chucken

im invisible wrote: »

there was a meme once, around these parts, that would fit this thread nicely

He's already done that

opinion guy

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

The fuck you on about?

Pay who, for what? :mad: gtfo

And they say the celtic tiger is dead :rolleyes:

wot wot wot, won must clean ones toilet. Jeeves call the tiolet cleaner person on the telephone there would you - I don't want you doing it and then touching our other things

Solair

Well it could be one of two things:

1) You never clean the toilet and are generally filthy.

or

2) You've a lot of limescale and/or iron oxide in the water. In which case, you just need to buy one of those 100% Limescale Remover toilet cleaners. Put loads of it onto the toilet and leave over night. Flush and it should be totally gone in the morning.

MJ23

Tom Tit

TiGeR KiNgS

The one AH thread that deserves a 'Blast it with piss' post and is nowhere to be seen......until now.

AH's, where the rational argument loses out.

Chuck Stone

I suggest you use a forceful stream of well directed urine.

Unregistered.

southcentralts

Find out what they eat and print out a clever internet thesis post it here and soon you will be able to prove beyond reasonable doubt they are responsible!:cool:

jurahnimoh

If you found a brown stain in your underpants would you be asking the same question?

ChunkyLover54

Unregistered. wrote: »

So thats where that stupid phrase comes from

LH Pathe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRD0ic-j-Dk

Thatnastyboy

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

So thats where that stupid phrase comes from

:pac:

The Snipe

My friend, that is called poop.

Capt'n Midnight

Replace the toilet with a brown one.

CrazyRabbit

Fill cistern with white gloss paint.

Oh, and the brown is caused by bacteria which embeds itself in the limescale.

Washington Irving

Dunno

ToddyDoody

What causes brown toilet stains? Hmmm.... Toilet fairy?

Dravokivich

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

Pour a good bit of bleach or domestos on there and leave it for a few hours without flushing the toilet. Usually does the trick

Isn't Demestos bleach? You on a commision or something? :pac:

Brokentime

I had that in my loo lately, but it cleaned off.... p1ss easy

Pretty sure it's the wee that's doing it; the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" could be backfiring.

Bit of toilet duck and a quick scrub with the loo brush (or your arsey housemate's toothbrush) and it'll be fine

pablohoney87

UPPER DECKER!!!!!!!

Check your cistern for a fudge monkey

wendell borton

supernova84 wrote: »

Barry White

if barry white saved your life,
or got you back with your ex wife,
sing barry white,
barry white it's all right.:)

Mr.Crinklewood

Why do people not flush the toilet ?

Disgusting behaviour.

Joe10000

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Why do people not flush the toilet ?

Disgusting behaviour.

Absolutely, if you have a problem flushing the toilet you should urinate outside.

Stiffler2

according to the ad all you need is a woman who is into sex using her clit ??


Clit Bang - BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE

TeddyTedson

What could possibly cause brown stains on a toilet....hmm

Jester252

Maybe your roommate suffers from the brown rain and is embarrassed by it?

lifelongnoob

skoomi wrote: »

My housemates are blaming me for brown toilet stains in the toilet bowl because i don't flush after a piss.

They want me to pay for the cleaning, but i said my generic piss in no way causes dark brown stains.

So wtf makes toilets brown?

Its hardly my piss

actually it is... the acids & bacteria in your pee are slowly building up a healthy crust of bacteria infested gunk on the toilet bowl.

flush the toilet ya lazy git.

to remove the gunk buy 1. a big bottle of domestos original and 2. a bottle of milton.

one night flush then toilet then pour the entire bottle of domestos into the toilet. leave to work overnight. then in the morning flush again.

then pour some milton into the cistern to sterilize the cistern and clean the toilet when u flush.

it should remove all the brown stains with a little scrubbing.

juan.kerr

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What could possibly cause brown stains on a toilet....hmm

My first guess would be faeces, then maybe urine.