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How do you open your banana?

  • 02-07-2012 6:02pm
    #1
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    They say the best way to open a banana is to do it monkey style but I always open mine by the stem. How do you reveal your banana?

    How do you open a banana? 97 votes

    From the stem
    0% 0 votes
    From the bottom (like a monkey)
    64% 63 votes
    Cut it in half with a knife
    31% 31 votes
    AH has gone banannas
    3% 3 votes


Comments

  • #2
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    is this a banana or your cock :eek:


  • #3
    Rud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    I just look at it and it unpeels itself.No i'm not Chuck Norris


  • #4
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Are you not supposed to eat the skin?


  • #5
    PogMoThoin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,874 ✭✭✭✭PogMoThoin


    With a hammer


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    is this a banana or your cock :eek:

    A banana.


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  • #7
    Maxine Juicy Scarecrow
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxine Juicy Scarecrow


    with my hands


  • #8
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Bit of Barry White in the background and a few scented candles.


  • #9
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    is this a banana or your cock :eek:

    These comments ruin boards.ie

    Any excuse to put cock in a sentence, no wit used.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Monkeys are stupid. Why would you open it from the bottom :confused:


  • #11
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    bluewolf wrote: »
    with my hands
    You should just place it between your boobs and squeeze!


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  • #12
    Maxine Juicy Scarecrow
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxine Juicy Scarecrow


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Any excuse to put cock in a sentence, no wit used.

    lol


  • #13
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I don't like bananas.


  • #14
    Maxine Juicy Scarecrow
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxine Juicy Scarecrow


    smash wrote: »
    You should just place it between your boobs and squeeze!

    still involves hands


  • #15
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Bananas are a great fruit. I keep mine in a banana hammock :pac:


  • #16
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    bluewolf wrote: »
    still involves hands
    Na, just your upper arms!


  • #17
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    i have one of those little banana lunch boxes - bought four of them in the kitchen shop there yellow plastic and banana shaped so you can take your banana anywhere with you..


  • #18
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    is this a banana or your cock :eek:

    What does the title say?


  • #19
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    something about opening your trousers :P


  • #20
    Kxiii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    i have one of those little banana lunch boxes - bought four of them in the kitchen shop there yellow plastic and banana shaped so you can take your banana anywhere with you..

    Don't bananas already come in handy yellow banana shaped containers.:D


  • #21
    Saganist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭Saganist


    The same way Ray Comfort does it.. :pac:


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  • #22
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    its so they dont get mashed up when you carry one in your bag :)


  • #23
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    No Atari Pomegranate option? This is AH ya know.
    From the stem, stupid monkeys.


  • #24
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Firstly it has to be hard, this means it's ripe for use.
    then with my fore fingers grab it & peel down the skin to reveal the purple yellow banana


  • #25
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    With a complicated series of pullies and plungers


  • #26
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    then with my fore fingers grab it & peel down the skin to reveal the purple yellow banana

    You're not a fan of the Velvet Underground by any chance?


  • #27
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    I used to open it from the stem, but I recently bought a banana peeler from aldi, can't wait to use it


  • #28
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    is this a banana or your cock :eek:

    If it was a cock, the OP would be asking 'how do you open your cock'?

    Which makes no sense.


  • #29
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Suas11 wrote: »
    You're not a fan of the Velvet Underground by any chance?

    never eard of em


  • #30
    DesperateDan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    I find that sometimes the stem bends instead of snapping, thus smushing the top of the banana with my clumsy fingers. Then I resort to monkey style.


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  • #31
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    With a hammer.

    I call it my bananananana hammer.


  • #32
    Ben Hadad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭Ben Hadad


    The good thing about monkey style is that when you have opened it you have a nice little holder at the bottom where the stem is. Leaving your other hand free to touch your index finger off your thumb with free abandon. Just so people don't mistake you for an actual monkey.


  • #33
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    These comments ruin boards.ie

    Any excuse to put cock in a sentence, no wit used.

    He'll probably cock up the next thread as well.


  • #34
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    I bite the skin off the stem and then peel


  • #35
    KingMonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭KingMonkey


    cant wait for the next thread...how do u open your coconut??...do u peel your apple before eating it??


  • #36
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    If it's ripe, from the stem.

    If it's very green/unripe and the stem won't open easily and I don't have a knife handy I'll peel from the bottom like a monkey.

    I'd rarely eat an unripe banana though, they taste like ****.


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  • #37
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    KingMonkey wrote: »
    cant wait for the next thread...how do u open your coconut??...do u peel your apple before eating it??

    Don't be putting ideas in my head


  • #38
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    I'm (slightly) more advanced than most monkeys, so I open it by the stem, because I can.


  • #39
    noxqs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    Eat it like I eat pineapples. With the skin on.


  • #40
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    is this a banana or your cock :eek:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JUIGdKli0


  • #41
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Don't get this fascination with how monkeys do it. They spend half their time picking their holes FFS!!


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Bananas are horrible!


  • #43
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    With a tin opener...


  • #44
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Usually I shout at it I want what's in you.


  • #45
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    PogMoThoin wrote: »
    With a hammer

    Dude, made me laugh


  • #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Today, at work, I saw a lad hold a banana by the top and smack it against the table to split it open. So there's one way.


  • #47
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    I tried opening my banana from the bottom today and it came out like a charm.


  • #48
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Peel it from the top??? :/


  • #49
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I bite the top of the banana at the opposite end to the stem.


  • #50
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    With a hurley!


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