Sonia The Sexy Scot

Diego Maradona

Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:

Geekness1234

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:

Ride......

DerekDGoldfish

Tell her you need to administer an injection

TeddyTedson

Will you be having sex with her tonight?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Get her to check your prostate.

Diego Maradona

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Will you be having sex with her tonight?

That would be a challenge with a broken leg

DEFTLEFTHAND

Be careful getting the leg over.

dark crystal

I can see this thread turning into another Ciara & Brian type saga....

Ask her out man!!

TeddyTedson

Diego Maradona wrote: »

That would be a challenge with a broken leg

Do you accept said challenge:)?

Ficheall

Diego Maradona wrote: »

That would be a challenge with a broken leg

You could drop the hand of God...

LowOdour

once she see's you trying to hit on her, she will run a mile..but with your condition she can walk briskly instead

TeddyTedson

DerekDGoldfish wrote: »

Tell her you need to administer an injection

"Now you might feel a little prick"

bigdaddyliamo

so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)

TeddyTedson

bigdaddyliamo wrote: »

so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)

Are you sure Sonja is Scottish and not Ukrainian? There's accents are somewhat similar:D

Jen Pigs Fly

What's the hospital equivalent of the mile high club?

Seriously OP - get on that

Chuck Stone

Sexy Scottish Sonia's shocking sexscapades with sick soccer star.

mattjack

I thought you retired years ago , ya hand ballin' midget..


Good luck with Sonia..

Kylo Ren

Show her your meaty syringe.

Grid.

Females in the same ward!!!! **Goes off to break leg**:pac:

Diego Maradona

dark crystal wrote: »

I can see this thread turning into another Ciara & Brian type saga....

Ask her out man!!

What's that?

bigdaddyliamo wrote: »

so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)

Fractured arm in a car crash

MarkR

So handjobs are probably out?

mattjack

I wonder what the 'odds' are on Sonia posting in here ?

TeddyTedson

Diego Maradona wrote: »

What's that?

Fractured arm in a car crash

Before your time son, but there was a case here a while back of a lad who fancied a garage worker.
He created a forum here on AH and was encouraged to pursue her.
Not knowing what AH is like sometimes, he continued to take the advice of AH after she had made it clear to him she wasn't interested.
He's awaiting the case to be brought to court for sexual assault now:(
Don't let that be you OP.

Diego Maradona

MarkR wrote: »

So handjobs are probably out?

No, she has two arms.

TeddyTedson

MarkR wrote: »

So handjobs are probably out?

Blowjob in?:P (That's not being used as a smiley:D) (That last one is):)(and that):)(and that....

Kylo Ren

Diego Maradona wrote: »

No, she has two arms.

Ooooo fancy.

mikemac1

Sponge-bath time?

elvis99

Threads gonna need some pics OP

mattjack

What hospital you in ? Might send some coke and hookers in to you.
Cheap ones, there a recession on , ya know.

Dancor

Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

Bruthal

Dancor wrote: »

Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

Sonia

Diego Maradona

Dancor wrote: »

Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

Sonia obviously :rolleyes:

Hande hoche!

On the negative side you may have contracted MRSA.

cocoshovel

Tell her you need an ultrasound on your ballsack

Dempsey

ask her who she thinks is better, pele or maradona!

DoneDL

robbie7730 wrote: »

Sonia

Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

Hande hoche!

Spooky.

mattjack

cocoshovel wrote: »

Tell her you need an ultrasound on your ballsack

If she's in the same ward as Diego, she may have her own ballsack.

Diego Maradona

elvis99 wrote: »

Threads gonna need some pics OP

Can be arranged

Laika1986

Best of luck with it OP,break a leg..

OMARS_COMING_

Have you masturbated about her yet?




İ think im going to İf you dont!

Diego Maradona

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Have you masturbated about her yet?

Violently

Bruthal

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Violently

The sheets will be like a cast in the morning so. Wrap them around that leg.

Corkfeen

I really do think Diego will have to provide evidence of some variety...

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Have you masturbated about her yet?




İ think im going to İf you dont!

Omar is coming.... :eek:

TheBody

See if you can get your hands on the prescription viagra op and get stuck in!! Yeee-haaaaaaa!!! :pac:

bigdaddyliamo

Scottish women are generally ginger. does she look like lulu? or is she more like Red Sonia?
Or the Proclaimers? Does she look like a sister of the proclaimer lad, you know, the one with the glasses?

eyesquirm

bigdaddyliamo wrote: »

Or the Proclaimers? Does she look like a sister of the proclaimer lad, you know, the one with the glasses?

I've just lost my stiffy. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

ZzubZzub

On behalf of nurses everywhere, if ya go for it, make sure neither of you accidentally hit the call-bell by mistake!



Or do. We like to gossip. Confidentially, of course.

paddy147

Has her partner/hubby come in to visit her yet??

johnayo

Jaysus, she is rte1 now with Marion:mad:

Shtanto

Which leg?

Sorry, did I miss the point of the thread there?

boobar

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:

Go Diego Go!