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The world would be a better place if men admitted they cry and women admitted they ma

  • 18-06-2012 8:23pm
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    they cry and women admitted they masturbate.

    Do you agree?


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  • #2
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    You'll never get a woman to admit that she mas.


  • #3
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I'm not too sure if I understand, never mind agree. This Ninja editing is draining my batteries, stick to wether they ma, will ya.


  • #4
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    The world would also be better if drive through ATMs were commonplace, but I didn't start a thread about it.


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I want to see proof of the second option!


  • #6
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    :mad: My ma never did :mad:


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  • #7
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    I know a few girls that ma, they have no shame whatsoever


  • #8
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    they cry and women admitted they masturbate.

    Do you agree?

    What? What women have problems admitting THAT???

    Sex shops aren't full of vibrators for the benefit of gay and bi guys...


  • #9
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    The world would be a better place for so many different reasons, and you had to pick two of the poorest things that could have been suggested.


  • #10
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    I am a man and I cry often uncontrollably.
    Can a woman step up and admit they masturbate (uncontrollably?) please?
    After these admissions I expect the war in Syria to end,the eurozone to become massively rich and 3 course dinners for everyone who is hungry in the world.


  • #11
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Men aren't allowed to have feelings and pretty much every chick flicks the bean, that's common knowledge.


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  • #12
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Jim_Kiy wrote: »
    I am a man and I cry often uncontrollably.
    Can a woman step up and admit they masturbate (uncontrollably?) please?
    After these admissions I expect the war in Syria to end,the eurozone to become massively rich and 3 course dinners for everyone who is hungry in the world.

    *raises hand
    I do.


  • #13
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    oh my god, drive through ATMs are the best idea ever. Why don't we have those?


  • #14
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    phasers wrote: »
    oh my god, drive through ATMs are the best idea ever. Why don't we have those?
    Too many beggars got run down when they trialled them, had to be abandoned.


  • #15
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    Shenshen wrote: »
    *raises hand
    I do.

    Great you and I have made the world a better place.
    I know I will get bullied by the AH big wigs unless I ask ..any pics?


  • #16
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Jim_Kiy wrote: »
    Great you and I have made the world a better place.
    I know I will get bullied by the AH big wigs unless I ask ..any pics?
    someone smarter than me please insert a snap of someone touching Bono - nearest Pic Boards will allow of a cnut being fingered.


  • #17
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    they cry and women admitted they masturbate.

    Do you agree?


    You never run out of inanities.


  • #18
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Giselle wrote: »
    You never run out of inanities.
    He has a big sac of them.


  • #19
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    I ma


  • #20
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    sam34 wrote: »
    I ma

    Me too.

    Ima trying to see a point to this thread.


  • #21
    The Radiator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Y'wha?


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  • #22
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Gordon wrote: »
    You'll never get a woman to admit that she mas.

    im a woman and i do...

    has the world become a better place now???


  • #23
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    The world would not be a better place if men admitted they cry, it would be better if they stopped crying, crybaby.


  • #24
    spankysue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    When women masturbate, men cry through their penis.... and an angel gets it wings or some ****.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Women don't need to masturbate, unless a really sad episode of Corrie's just been on.
    Reminds me of my second girlfriend, who used to tell me everytime she had an orgasm, and this was when we would go out for a walk or to a movie.


  • #26
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Jim_Kiy wrote: »
    Great you and I have made the world a better place.
    I know I will get bullied by the AH big wigs unless I ask ..any pics?

    None for public display, sorry.


  • #27
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    and women admitted they ma

    Why did you stop there? Somebody interrupted?


  • #28
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    A kind of masturbationus interruptus :p


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shenshen wrote: »
    *raises hand
    I do.

    Can I possibly interest you in a webcam purchase?


  • #30
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Jim_Kiy wrote: »
    I am a man and I cry often uncontrollably.
    Can a woman step up and admit they masturbate (uncontrollably?) please?
    After these admissions I expect the war in Syria to end,the eurozone to become massively rich and 3 course dinners for everyone who is hungry in the world.
    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    im a woman and i do...

    has the world become a better place now???

    yes! i just heard on the news the war in syria has just ended!

    but ireland is still fcuked :(


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  • #31
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    As a woman I have no issue admitting that I masturbate, but I would have a problem admitting to some of the things I have cried about.


  • #32
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I've heard some insanely inventive sex toys created by girls to pleasure themselves.

    Would put MacGyver to shame.


  • #33
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Edward Scissor Hands cries while he masturbates!


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