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I want to be a brother

  • 18-06-2012 3:28pm
    #1
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭


    It was with envy that I read through some threads on this forum, how have I not stumbled drunkenly in here before?

    I want to be a brother.

    My good missus was away for the weekend and I took full advantage. I went to my local man pub and got my hole opened playing bad pool for good money. I drank copious amounts of good beer from good nucleated glasses - none of those tall skinny new-fangled wanky yokes for me. The local humpy hoor was being a humpy hoor and I told him across the bar that he was a humpy hoor cos I'm a firm believer that humpy hoors should be made aware of their humpy hoorness. He then became a quiet humpy hoor and I had two yummy pints bought for me by two appreciative fellow humpy hoor haters.

    LOCKED, I came home and got the munchies. In the freezer were two quarter pounder yokes so I horsed them into the pan and went searching for healthy stuff to complete my feast. I found red cheddar and hacked off a shot of that, I found mayonnaise and ketchup too and that was all the healthy stuff I could find. I couldn't figure out how to get the grill working to toast my buns (the bready ones, not my bottom buns) so I horsed them into the pan too. There was a load of grease in the pan too from the burgers so that all got soaked up (made cleaning the pan easier for the missus when she came home).

    Then I ate what I could of it and then ate a few more bites before giving the rest to the dogs who I then took to bed with me cos twas cold enough.

    Do I qualify to be a brother, brothers?


Comments

  • #2
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Hmmm..... It seems like you were trying very hard

    But its a good effort!

    look I'll put you down as a 'maybe'....

    Try less next time... just.... let it happen


  • #3
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Unfortunately for my expected lifespan, I wasn't even really trying.

    To un-manly myself, I've decided to not drink next weekend. Will this nullify my application?


  • #4
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    Unfortunately for my expected lifespan, I wasn't even really trying.

    You are already a brother so


  • #5
    Dave_The_Sheep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,454 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    To un-manly myself, I've decided to not drink next weekend. Will this nullify my application?

    If you'd been on a three-to-five day bender, this would be OK. For a one-nighter? Not really cool.

    To answer your question, yes.


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