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Eucharistic Conference

  • 10-06-2012 1:56pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    What exactly is all this about? Just came across it on RTE2 and it looks like a parody of the Eurovision.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭shizz


    Maybe there's many presentations of recent papers they have written? A place to discuss new theories perhaps?


    Seriously though what is it about? What new things could they be talking about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,131 ✭✭✭subway


    Its to remind catholics that they have to believe in transubtantiation since most of them dont seem to know thats the central tenet of their version of christianity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    What exactly is all this about? Just came across it on RTE2 and it looks like a parody of the Eurovision.

    That's just the talent competition on the second day - Pope Idol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Might be like the one at the early days of the last century when they decided to ban the use of Jazz Music.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭gerryo777


    What exactly is all this about? Just came across it on RTE2 and it looks like a parody of the Eurovision.

    Good troll, or are you just showing your ignorance?

    Or are you just trying to get another thread going on catholic bashing?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    Look, a catholic! Let's bash him!

    Cats are terrible pets! Why would anybody like cats so much?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    gerryo777 wrote: »
    Good troll, or are you just showing your ignorance?

    Or are you just trying to get another thread going on catholic bashing?
    Well for now I'd just like to know what it's all about, the catholic bashing can come later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    gerryo777 wrote: »
    What exactly is all this about? Just came across it on RTE2 and it looks like a parody of the Eurovision.

    Good troll, or are you just showing your ignorance?

    Or are you just trying to get another thread going on catholic bashing?
    Ah now, my friend who is a devout Catholic actually made that joke about the intro. :)
    I certainly wouldn't consider her a troll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭shizz


    fitz0 wrote: »
    Look, a catholic! Let's bash him!

    Cats are terrible pets! Why would anybody like cats so much?

    I thanked your post until I seen what you said about cats. HEATHEN!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Anybody grab a glimpse of Jeff bridges Obadiah stane? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    shizz wrote: »
    I thanked your post until I seen what you said about cats. HEATHEN!!!

    But a Catholic with a small c is just someone who really likes cats. It was solely for the purpose of catholic bashing, I swear. I love cats. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a catholic but they're nifty little animals.

    They make great flying machines too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭shizz


    fitz0 wrote: »
    But a Catholic with a small c is just someone who really likes cats. It was solely for the purpose of catholic bashing, I swear. I love cats. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a catholic but they're nifty little animals.

    They make great flying machines too.

    Really poor taste by that guy IMO. Making a show of his cat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    gerryo777 wrote: »

    Or are you just trying to get another thread going on catholic bashing?
    They shouldn't make it so easy to bash them.

    MrP


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I wonder what kind of profit is being made out of this? I read somewhere that a day ticket is €30, and it's going on for 7 days.

    Presumably the collection basket is handed out quite often too....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    "Rapid secularization" spoken as if that was a bad thing.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    shizz wrote: »
    Seriously though what is it about? What new things could they be talking about?

    A lot of Catholics probably ask these questions when they discover an annual Atheist Conference is about to take place. Seems to work both ways... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    when are the going to give up....and get a proper job...?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In before "Golden Cleric Award" Father Ted reference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Sarky wrote: »
    In before "Golden Cleric Award" Father Ted reference.

    Whilst I am going to give most of it a miss I will queuing overnight to make sure I get a front row seat for the Lovely Girl contest.

    MrP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    MrPudding wrote: »
    Whilst I am going to give most of it a miss I will queuing overnight to make sure I get a front row seat for the Lovely Girl contest.

    MrP

    Moare Whater!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Very disappointed. I thought it said 'eucharistic conkers'. Now, that I could have got behind...

    I did wonder where they'd get the conkers from at this time of year. Divine intervention maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,076 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Both the Irish Times and the Independent have pieces today mentioning the poor turnout: around 11-12,000 vs the expected 20,000, of which 7,000 are visitors from other countries.
    Indo:
    JUST more than half of an expected 20,000 pilgrims descended on Dublin's RDS yesterday for the opening event of the International Eucharistic Congress.
    Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin and the Papal Legate Cardinal Marc Ouellet addressed an audience made up largely of overseas pilgrims from 123 countries, in a ceremony where numbers were noticeably less than anticipated.
    The attendance is a far cry from 1932 when more than a quarter of the population,or one million, attended the international event.
    IT:
    In his address, Archbishop Martin said repeatedly the church in Ireland was on a path to renewal. The rest of the country, it seems, was already on the path to Poznan.The television transmission of the Mass was cut off before it finished to make way for the soccer coverage.
    An interesting day. Filled with worship and wonder and hope and inspiration for the pilgrims.
    But – are we wrong here? – it felt like a niche event. One of many to command the attention yesterday. To this observer, it all seemed rather flat.
    In terms of numbers, the passion and the prayers went to Poland yesterday.
    The football won. And somehow, that makes us sad.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,732 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    bnt wrote: »
    Both the Irish Times and the Independent have pieces today mentioning the poor turnout: around 11-12,000 vs the expected 20,000, of which 7,000 are visitors from other countries.
    Indo:
    IT:
    The football won. And somehow, that makes us sad.

    Joke Answer: Yeah. Because we lost.

    Real Answer: How does it make us sad? At least when Waters or Quinn talk about how religion affects us, it's in an opinion piece. This was under "News". Unless the journalist took a survey of 100 people, the fact that more people were interested in the match than in this event does not make us sad, it likely makes her sad.

    Again, this is just another demonstration of how the high numbers of Catholics in this country are mostly Cultural Catholics. And being a Cultural Catholic means doing the bare minimum to qualify as a Catholic. That doesn't involve either watching or going to events like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    Is it basically a conference? I switched it on for a while and there was a German boy wearing what appeared to be a Lederhosen-esque outfit singing hymns in Latin with the crowd sat behind him facing in the opposite direction. It was all very weird. I'm not sure what the purpose is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    I wonder what kind of profit is being made out of this? I read somewhere that a day ticket is €30, and it's going on for 7 days.

    Presumably the collection basket is handed out quite often too....

    "So often, you won't even notice". (Blues Brothers) :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Penn wrote: »
    Joke Answer: Yeah. Because we lost.

    Real Answer: How does it make us sad? At least when Waters or Quinn talk about how religion affects us, it's in an opinion piece. This was under "News". Unless the journalist took a survey of 100 people, the fact that more people were interested in the match than in this event does not make us sad, it likely makes her sad.

    To be fair, the fervour for football can be kinda sad. I know it's bad writing, but at least the catholics think their immortal soul is on the line, as opposed to some tribalistic mentalism whipped up on the assumption that our roundball players will never be beaten, assumedly because we were born in the same country they were (sometimes).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,732 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    To be fair, the fervour for football can be kinda sad. I know it's bad writing, but at least the catholics think their immortal soul is on the line, as opposed to some tribalistic mentalism whipped up on the assumption that our roundball players will never be beaten, assumedly because we were born in the same country they were (sometimes).

    Oh trust me, I couldn't give two flying f*cks about the football myself. Only watched some of it because I knew I'd be f*cking quizzed on it today. But to use such a subjective term based on nothing but her own opinion in an actual news piece as opposed to an opinion piece, is quite sad.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,428 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    [...] our roundball players [...]
    "Roundball" for "soccer"? Like "Golf sticks" for "golf clubs".

    robindch-likes-this.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭Zamboni


    I drove through Finglas at the weekend and one thing caught my eye.
    Admist the sea of tricolour bunting there was one house with the papal yellow & white bunting.
    I didn't stop to count but that is a ratio I can live with. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    robindch wrote: »
    "Roundball" for "soccer"? Like "Golf sticks" for "golf clubs".

    robindch-likes-this.png

    Rugby can be Handegg?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Newaglish wrote: »
    Is it basically a conference? I switched it on for a while and there was a German boy wearing what appeared to be a Lederhosen-esque outfit singing hymns in Latin with the crowd sat behind him facing in the opposite direction. It was all very weird. I'm not sure what the purpose is.
    or maybe it was him, that was standing behind the crowd, facing the wrong direction, did you ever think of that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    Newaglish wrote: »
    Is it basically a conference? I switched it on for a while and there was a German boy wearing what appeared to be a Lederhosen-esque outfit singing hymns in Latin with the crowd sat behind him facing in the opposite direction. It was all very weird. I'm not sure what the purpose is.
    or maybe it was him, that was standing behind the crowd, facing the wrong direction, did you ever think of that?

    Isn't that the same thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Newaglish wrote: »
    Newaglish wrote: »
    Is it basically a conference? I switched it on for a while and there was a German boy wearing what appeared to be a Lederhosen-esque outfit singing hymns in Latin with the crowd sat behind him facing in the opposite direction. It was all very weird. I'm not sure what the purpose is.
    or maybe it was him, that was standing behind the crowd, facing the wrong direction, did you ever think of that?

    Isn't that the same thing?
    Not at all. You see, the majority were facing in the same direction*, which made them right and him wrong. Which is why gay people can't get maried. Simple. See?

    * may or may not be how religion works.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Ireland did have freakishly bad luck in that round ball game. Perhaps God was punishing the Irish for not really paying attention to His conference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,732 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Jernal wrote: »
    Ireland did have freakishly bad luck in that round ball game. Perhaps God was punishing the Irish for not really paying attention to His conference?

    Well I know where I'm going on Thursday!

    Home after work to play Batman: Arkham Asylum


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭shizz


    I'll be watching Ireland get sodomized by those unruly Spaniards.... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    I know this sounds like a rhetorical question, but why did this conference get so much coverage on television- especially when an equivalent atheist event only gets a sarcastic blurb on news bulletin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Jernal wrote: »
    Ireland did have freakishly bad luck in that round ball game. Perhaps God was punishing the Irish for not really paying attention to His conference?

    My bet is because the Irish team are kinda shíte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Jernal wrote: »
    Ireland did have freakishly bad luck in that round ball game. Perhaps God was punishing the Irish for not really paying attention to His conference?

    My bet is because the Irish team are kinda shíte.
    My bet is in agreement with Limario God was pissed the atheist conferences didn't get any airtime or coverage so he punished Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,927 ✭✭✭georgieporgy


    or maybe it was him, that was standing behind the crowd, facing the wrong direction, did you ever think of that?
    The podium he was standing on was set in the middle of the crowd about 1/3 the way down into the audience from the stage. Those who were sitting in the front rows would then have their backs to him but could watch him on one of the giant screens instead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The podium he was standing on was set in the middle of the crowd about 1/3 the way down into the audience from the stage. Those who were sitting in the front rows would then have their backs to him but could watch him on one of the giant screens instead.
    Cool. Was there stagediving? I bet the pit MASHED!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,037 ✭✭✭Banbh


    The Omnicence of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, said it would be a demonstration of the strength (or was it power) of the Catholic Church. He was right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Rugby can be Handegg?
    And bogball and stickfighting can round out the major sports here. Or we can dismiss the pathetic nicknames for what they are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    Nothing better than a Eucharist Conference in HD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Football, bigger than Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭swampgas


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Rugby can be Handegg?
    mikhail wrote: »
    And bogball and stickfighting can round out the major sports here.

    I suppose international rules could be handeggbogball ? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Football, bigger than Jesus.
    C'mon... I know people used to be shorter back then, but smaller than a football?!? Seriously?!?

    I'm really starting to worry about you, man. And I'm saying that as a friend.

    :D


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,428 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    [...] one of the giant screens instead [...]
    Nothing better than a Eucharist Conference in HD.
    Hmm... slow-mo replays, touchline steadicams, commentator's box, sin bins, cards, apres match...

    There's an opportunity here to make this thing fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭shizz


    robindch wrote: »
    Hmm... slow-mo replays, touchline steadicams, commentator's box, sin bins, cards, apres match...

    There's an opportunity here to make this thing fun!

    And slightly Blasphemic (If that's a word)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    robindch wrote: »
    [...] one of the giant screens instead [...]
    Nothing better than a Eucharist Conference in HD.
    Hmm... slow-mo replays, touchline steadicams, commentator's box, sin bins, cards, apres match...

    There's an opportunity here to make this thing fun!
    Yet still no goal line technology. What's that about?


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