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TD caught having sex with dead pony

  • 08-06-2012 12:15pm
    #1
    Warper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭


    Well-know TD from Galway has just been found guilty of "sexual intercourse" with a dead pony down a borreen near Gort. The expose was heralded a success by locals. It is believed that no contraception was used by the pony. More to follow........


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  • #2
    mawk
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    talk about whipping a dead horse!


  • #3
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    You best be trollin.


  • #4
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Did he pull out before he came? Or was he wearing a condom, in which case did he empty his load into a champagne flute and get the donkey to drink it? So many questions, I need to take a lie down.


  • #5
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Warper! You're warped


  • #6
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    They see me trollin....they hatin....


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  • #7
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Well someones on an all nighter.


  • #8
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Link or GTFO


  • #9
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    I loved that pony. It was not dead it was just very sick.


  • #10
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    How much does he want for the pony? :D


  • #11
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    There was a story in a joke section of a Galway newspaper a couple of years (five, apparently) ago about a man who brought a donkey to his hotel room for sex. It made international news as the "on a lighter note" section in a few places, iirc.
    -snip


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  • #12
    copperhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭copperhead


    does this mean politicians have got fed up riding the irish public ?


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Warper wrote: »
    Well-know TD from Galway has just been found guilty of "sexual intercourse" with a dead pony down a borreen near Gort. The expose was heralded a success by locals. It is believed that no contraception was used by the pony. More to follow........

    Gort red-handed with his trousers down.


  • #14
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    We need names here. What was the pony called?


  • #15
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    You best be trollin.

    They hatin'.


  • #16
    mike65
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    Do I believe this? neigh!


  • #17
    Forest Demon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Forest Demon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs


  • #18
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I'd be fairly sure if anyone, never mind a TD, had been convicted of necrobeastiality, the papers would be all over it.


  • #19
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Something something one trick pony.


  • #20
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    seamus wrote: »
    I'd be fairly sure if anyone, never mind a TD, had been convicted of necrobeastiality, the papers would be all over it.

    It might be in the Racing Post.


  • #21
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    They hatin'.

    *Notes username*

    It was'nt a pony,was it? :(


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  • #22
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ...anyway, photo-finish pics, or it didn't happen and is complete horse-sh1t.


  • #23
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    No lie, this thread was below the 'If You Could Change One Part Of The Body'.

    While scrolling, I mentally merged the two thread titles by mistake and thought AH had hit a ridiculous new low.


  • #24
    Father Damo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Ficheall wrote: »
    There was a story in a joke section of a Galway newspaper a couple of years (five, apparently) ago about a man who brought a donkey to his hotel room for sex. It made international news as the "on a lighter note" section in a few places, iirc.
    -snip-


    Receptionist Irina Legova? :pac:


  • #25
    gerryo777
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭gerryo777


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    You best be trollin.

    You mean, You BEAST be trollin.....


  • #26
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    HAW HAW HAW


  • #27
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    -snip-


  • #28
    Leeg17
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    Locked.


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