Drive the Ball 360 Yards Every Time – Guaranteed

Kevinmarkham

I’ve done it; so can you. All it takes is focus, timing and my new, patented technique that will make you the envy of your friends, impress your playing partners, make your club professional sit up and take notice, and have women clamouring at your feet. It could even be the secret to turning you into a Pro.

What’s this amazing technique? It’s so simple you won’t believe you haven’t tried it before.

Send me a cheque for €199.99 and, in return, I will send you a DVD showing you my secret. Also included in this bargain-priced pack will be a certificate declaring you are now ‘Kevin Markham Power Driving Technique’-verified. Hang it on the wall where all your family can see it. As part of this special, low-priced offer (usual RRP €2,299) I will send you a whole bag of free tees and a cap with MY name on it.

This offer is available for a short time only so send your cheque today…

Alternatively, do what I did and hit your drive down the cart path all the way to the green. At Penina’s 12th hole I hooked my drive towards the trees, only for it to bounce on the path… and it just kept going until it came to a stop 360 yards down the ‘fairway’. We measured it and it’s official: I can now outdrive Bubba Watson.

mike12

Cheque in the post, will now need to improve my chipping as i will be beside every green in 1.
Mike

JOSman

No problem, I'll send a cheque when you've tarmacked my course. If your any good you can do my drive too. All this for less than €200. Wow

Mr. Larson

If you happen to drive it this far again the EDR will kick in. There is an algorithm which calculates a reduction in your handicap, based on this drive and also also on the interval number of rounds between the 2 good drives. You will be off 3 before you know it.

slave1

360yards every time!!!!!!!!
I'm not dropping 20yards off my drives for no man.

PARlance

Jabberwocky wrote: »

If you happen to drive it this far again the EDR will kick in. There is an algorithm which calculates a reduction in your handicap, based on this drive and also also on the interval number of rounds between the 2 good drives. You will be off 3 before you know it.

That's me safe enough from a reduction anyway

PARlance

Can we start this into a How Far Can You Drive thread please

elberry

What colour is the cap?

link_2007

elberry wrote: »

What colour is the cap?

And the tees?

forfcksake

Was gonna buy some food this week but I might just sacrifice that and take a pop at this, anyone ever get the dvd before? the deal seems to be too good to be true but thats probably just me - glass half full an all!

dak

Don't forget to add €100 for the special in flight Golf ball . You need a Tightlittlelass Pro V to take you down this 360yard garden path !

kagni

Sorry, you're too late Kevin I just bought one of these drivers, so I should be hitting around 350 yards when I get it.
I just have to practice shouting "BOOM", "POW", etc and I'll be able to reach 400 yards no bother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg0ef3VN3DA

m r c

kagni wrote: »

Sorry, you're too late Kevin I just bought one of these drivers, so I should be hitting around 350 yards when I get it.
I just have to practice shouting "BOOM", "POW", etc and I'll be able to reach 400 yards no bother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg0ef3VN3DA

Lol "boom pow" just imagine the looks you'd be getting all around the course as you slice the hell out of the ball screaming "boom pow"
I'd nearly do it some busy Saturday for the craic.

Kevinmarkham

elberry wrote: »

What colour is the cap?

A sort of greeny, bluey, reddy colour - but if I scrape the mold off, it might be white

kagni wrote: »

Sorry, you're too late Kevin I just bought one of these drivers, so I should be hitting around 350 yards when I get it.
I just have to practice shouting "BOOM", "POW", etc and I'll be able to reach 400 yards no bother.

Yea, but that only really works if you're doing a Happy Gilmore at the same time - otherwise it's pointless! Try doing that in front of the Committee at a Saturday comp, m r c

SnowDrifts

Buba posted this on his twitter just there.... my god! :eek:

http://lockerz.com/s/215361299

fatherbuzcagney

I would like to say thanks a million to kevin as i bought this DVD yesterday and my handicap has dropped by 4 shots and i have not even watched the DVD yet. thats how good it is!!!!

Russman

I just got an automated text from GolfNet saying it was applying the ESR in advance, because of this DVD !! How cool is that ?:D

Kevinmarkham

SnowDrifts wrote: »

Buba posted this on his twitter just there.... my god! :eek:

http://lockerz.com/s/215361299

373 yards?? Pffft. Lightweight

Kevinmarkham

fatherbuzcagney wrote: »

I would like to say thanks a million to kevin as i bought this DVD yesterday and my handicap has dropped by 4 shots and i have not even watched the DVD yet. thats how good it is!!!!

Osmosis, my friend, osmosis!

charlieIRL

373?!!! Mental

Wonder will they ever hit 400 with carry?