Women! How do you like manscaping?

Jen Pigs Fly

Manscaping: A term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor.

Taking inspiration from the many threads on here about female lady gardening,
I would like to ask the women (And men, no discrimination here) of AH:
how do you like your men?

Trimmed?
Hairy as possible?
Shaved to an inch of his life like a Jersey Shore character?

Let me know! It's about time we turned the tables on AH and had this poll :P

Men feel free to tell us how you like 'em too

Quality

I like a big big beefy cock with a bit if hair! I don't want to get stubble rash on my arse

Quality

Or mouth for that matter!

Dudess

Black. Like my coffee.

Chips Ahoy

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

af_thefragile

Rocket launchers!!!

Shenshen

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Manscaping: A term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor.



Men feel free to tell us how you like 'em too

Trimmed if the fellow is hairy overall, otherwise shaved.
I think I've said it before, hair in the mouth is just not sexy.

BeatDGodM0D

I am shave the name of her best friend into my pubis

its nice

Jen Pigs Fly

Dudess wrote: »

Black. Like my coffee.

Black and strong

Jen Pigs Fly

Shenshen wrote: »

Trimmed if the fellow is hairy overall, otherwise shaved.
I think I've said it before, hair in the mouth is just not sexy.

I agree totally, having to stop to remove a pube from my teeth was not how I imagined it would go.

Jen Pigs Fly

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

If I'm honest I've never been with someone who shaved their testicles bare, I wouldn't know how to react :pac:

recylingbin

Hairy - like my coffee.

Shenshen

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

If I'm honest I've never been with someone who shaved their testicles bare, I wouldn't know how to react :pac:

Hehe, I have and I find things just suggest themselves

Fizzlesque

Trimmed and neat, most definitely.

As for the rest of the body:

• hairy legs
• hairy forearms/hands
• hairy-ish chest
• shaved face (though this can alter depending on the level and style of unshaven growth)
• shaved head is good for me too, but also like men without shaved heads
• hair-free back, upper arms and shoulders
• hair-free nose, ears and nape of neck.
• Definitely no moustache.
• Dark hair, not light.

That's all very specific, I know; these would be my ideal, not my exclusive preferences.

frozenfrozen

I did it out of curiosity once and haven't looked back. It feels so much better. I suggested it to people and had two girlfriends of people thank me for making them. Was very weird to be talking about my friends smooth testicles with them. Nevertheless, everyone involved was a little more happy!

shopaholic01

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I agree totally, having to stop to remove a pube from my teeth was not how I imagined it would go.

Say it like it is Jenny , no beating about the man bush here;).

Prefer it neatly trimmed myself.

Jen Pigs Fly

Shenshen wrote: »

Hehe, I have and I find things just suggest themselves

Would be easier for a bit of testicle sucking action alright :rolleyes:

BeatDGodM0D

strange.....before this thread ...i had never considered what an albinos pubes must look like.

af_thefragile

BeatDGodM0D wrote: »

strange.....before this thread ...i had never considered what an albinos pubes must look like.

It'ld be white?

Or do the drapes match the carpet but not the furniture?

CarrickMcJoe

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Would be easier for a bit of testicle sucking action alright :rolleyes:

Thats it, I'm moving to maynooth :P

Jen Pigs Fly

BeatDGodM0D wrote: »

strange.....before this thread ...i had never considered what an albinos pubes must look like.

Hmmm be interesting, would give ya a taste as to what sex during the twilight years of your life would be like though

Galwayguy35

I always shave the balls cos I don't like the hair that grows on them and trim the rest.

Mr.Biscuits

Took a quick snap here at work, almost got caught.

Don't get too excited ladies, but here's my manscaped nether regions.

shopaholic01

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Took a quick snap here at work, almost got caught.

Don't get too excited ladies, but here's my manscaped nether regions.

Nice undies ........:D

Bipolar Joe

I don't shave anything else, I'm not gonna start shaving my crotch.

I did once because the chick I was with at the time liked it all shaved, but the itchiness put me right the fuck off doing it again. Also I'm really, really lazy.

sam34

I like a neatly trimmed bush but baldy balls are a step too far, IMO.

omgitsthelazor

I work by a simple rule, trim or no mouth favours.

Galwayguy35

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

I work by a simple rule, trim or no mouth favours.

A good incentive to get them running for the razor.

Gummy Panda

I keep them fluffy like those fluffy dice in cars

Novella

Neat. Hairless looks a bit strange, imo.

up for anything

I hate these threads that spring up faster than a shaved pubic region belonging to either sex! :rolleyes:

First of all the How do you like your females' genital area to look/feel? Then the obligatory retaliatory How do you like your males' genital area to look/feel?

I suppose there are always people turning 14 on here so it's an ongoing thing. At least sometimes the euphemisms are vaguely amusing. :cool:

Washington Irving

From the 'Which do prefer too see a woman have?' thread:

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

sunflower27 wrote: »

I find these threads juvenile. I actually do.

I have to agree with you.

Bit hypocritical

sunflower27

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I keep them fluffy like those fluffy dice in cars

Cute

Bad Panda

Fizzlesque wrote: »

Trimmed and neat, most definitely.

As for the rest of the body:

• hairy legs
• hairy forearms/hands
• hairy-ish chest
• shaved face (though this can alter depending on the level and style of unshaven growth)
• shaved head is good for me too, but also like men without shaved heads
• hair-free back, upper arms and shoulders
• hair-free nose, ears and nape of neck.
• Definitely no moustache.
• Dark hair, not light.

That's all very specific, I know; these would be my ideal, not my exclusive preferences.

I knew I was doing it right.

Jen Pigs Fly

up for anything wrote: »

I hate these threads that spring up faster than a shaved pubic region belonging to either sex! :rolleyes:

First of all the How do you like your females' genital area to look/feel? Then the obligatory retaliatory How do you like your males' genital area to look/feel?

I suppose there are always people turning 14 on here so it's an ongoing thing. At least sometimes the euphemisms are vaguely amusing. :cool:

Ah 'tis all a bitta craic

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

From the 'Which do prefer too see a woman have?' thread:



Bit hypocritical

Meh feck it, I had my fun and that's all that matters

MrFrisp

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

If I'm honest I've never been with someone who shaved their testicles bare, I wouldn't know how to react :pac:

PM Me your number and I'll show you. :rolleyes:

Hehehehehe...









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Defiler Of The Coffin

Mine's like a horse's leg poking through a forest.

Don't care if anyone likes it or not.

Jen Pigs Fly

SexyGuy wrote: »

PM Me your number and I'll show you. :rolleyes:

Hehehehehe...









.

Enough of that now, don't wanna string along too many boardsies

herisson

bald balls freak me out!

i need a guy to have some bit of hair down there plus i dont really fancy having ball stubble banging against me!

sunflower27

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Mine's like a horse's leg poking through a forest.

Don't care if anyone likes it or not.

Finally.... a real man.

shinikins

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Mine's like a horse's leg poking through a forest.

Don't care if anyone likes it or not.

Long and bony, with a shoe on the end.

Sexy.

Lustrum

I've a mate who shaves his nuts with a Mach3, he swears by it. Me, I'm scared ****less of chopping my nads off with a razor, so just keep them tidy with the beard trimmer - herself hasn't complained yet, and now that you mention it, she has stopped a lot less lately to clean her teeth!

Princess Peach

I like it trimmed into a nice shape.

A guy did a tri force for me before

Jen Pigs Fly

Lustrum wrote: »

I've a mate who shaves his nuts with a Mach3, he swears by it. Me, I'm scared ****less of chopping my nads off with a razor, so just keep them tidy with the beard trimmer - herself hasn't complained yet, and now that you mention it, she has stopped a lot less lately to clean her teeth!

That is a win win situation right there!

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Snowie

Princess Peach wrote: »

I like it trimmed into a nice shape.

A guy did a tri force for me before

When a woman uses that term you gotta wonder whats in her wardrobe :eek:

Lustrum

If us men rubbed toothpaste or something into our pubes, would ye women think of it as flossing? Then everybody wins!!

Jen Pigs Fly

Lustrum wrote: »

If us men rubbed toothpaste or something into our pubes, would ye women think of it as flossing? Then everybody wins!!

Eugh minty pubes
Nooo

Poor Uncle Tom

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

I had a similar experience except she was a nurse named Doris and I was 12.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Princess Peach wrote: »

I like it trimmed into a nice shape.

A guy did a tri force for me before

Was it the tri-force of power?

cruiser178

My o/h prefers me to be totally smooth and tbh after doing it the first time, I now prefer it myself. The only problem I have seen with this was a few weeks ago we were in Tescos doing the shopping, eventually we got to the hair removal creams section. My o/h turned to me and asked which cream was my preference, I went bright red as I heard two lads pissing themselves laughing as they passed

Apart from that its all smooth and juicy

Mrmoe

I would have no problem shaving off completely, the only down side is the itching .