Bhut Alors!

recylingbin

Had the hottest curry I'd ever tasted earlier - Bhut Jolokia.
It has to be said, that it was superb. Absolutely top notch.
It was one of those ones where your nose runs and the oesophagus burns all the way to the stomach, which after a fashion, rumbles like hell, crying out for mercy. But no mercy was shown, it was just too damn nice.

However, I just visited the toilet and to my astonishment, ring sting is not a myth. Now I've eaten all sorts of hot dishes over the years and never experienced this phenomenon. I always thought it was just a joke.
Sweet curried christ, it was insufferable. It reminded me of the time our physio sprayed deep heat onto the tip of my penis.

Regale us with your tales of food related pain.

Pushtrak

Sounds like it'd be great for my ulcer. Well, no, but I'd be the stupid gombeen who'd eat it anyway.

Namlub

I appreciate the pun in this thread title

LH Pathe

That's the notorious Naga chili. Much like their woman it is so hot you'll hallucinate

Trollsbury Trollington

I suggest using milk to wash your furious sheriffs badge.

Its what rioters use to calm the effects of pepper spray.