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Little things that 'shock' you

  • 01-06-2012 12:01am
    #1
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    I put shock in inverted commas because I don't mean shock as in 'that's horrific', more as in 'wow, that's not what I expected'.


    A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.


    I'm very drunk.

    'How shít this thread is' isn't a valid response as it's blindingly obvious.


Comments

  • #2
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Someone your age still up at this hour and drunk too :mad:

    Get to bed!


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.


  • #4
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Finding a floater in a work toilet.


  • #5
    30txsbzmcu2k9w
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    licking a battery.


  • #6
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Do ya want a chewing gum do ya? Here's a juicy fruit. That shocks me :(


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  • #7
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    This thread will probably be very volting.


  • #8
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    She's grooming you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qe3D8sCYc


  • #9
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    brummytom wrote: »
    I put shock in inverted commas because I don't mean shock as in 'that's horrific', more as in 'wow, that's not what I expected'.


    A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.


    I'm very drunk.

    'How shít this thread is' isn't a valid response as it's blindingly obvious.

    She was going to ride you. Now you're at home. Shocked now?


  • #10
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMQLrnbBgE


  • #11
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Laylah Better Saloon wrote: »
    licking a battery.

    Specially the 9volt ones :eek:


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  • #12
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Thinly veiled "I'm a student who had beers with my sexy teacher and we made sexy time" thread, just to make old men like me jealous and sad.


  • #13
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Bet she would have been shocked by your little thing! Let us know


  • #14
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Every time I spout my opinion on a subject that seems black and white, very obviously correct to me, and someone doesn't agree...
    'wow, that's not what I expected'.
    ...flashes through, but I've jaded with age human contact, and now presume the negative response awaits, so...
    'wow, that's unfortunately what I expected'.


  • #15
    blackben
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 ✭blackben


    I'm just so shocked - OMG - I mean, like, OMG - I'm just so shocked.


  • #16
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    squod wrote: »
    She was going to ride you. Now you're at home. Shocked now?

    I doubt it, this is brummytom we're talking about


  • #17
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    She sounds a bit pathetic tbh, though I'm sure it gave the students a thrill.


  • #18
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brummytom wrote: »
    A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend.

    Not *THAT* teacher.......:eek:
    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm very drunk.

    Don't post her pic!

    You know what I'm saying.;)


  • #19
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Person in cursing shocker! :eek:


  • #20
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    brummytom wrote: »
    A few of us went out tonight with our teacher. She was a legend, bought us cocktails and stuff. We asked her what she thought of other teachers and she was like "ah, he's a fucking twat". The rest of us looked at each other like 'miss just said fúck!!'. Not what you expect to hear at all.

    After our last day of school, we ended up drinking with several of our teachers at a strip show.


  • #21
    seanmc1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭seanmc1980


    Dempsey wrote: »
    After our last day of school, we ended up drinking with several of our teachers at a strip show.

    spooooffffffffff


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  • #22
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    seanmc1980 wrote: »
    spooooffffffffff

    what?


  • #23
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    electrons


  • #24
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Them metal bits on tredmills after you've been running on them for a while.

    Damn static electricity!!!


  • #25
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    nothing shocks me anymore tbh...







    except maybe electricity


  • #26
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I always think it's amazing when you get on the Dart or the Luas and it's full so there are some inevitable middle aged people standing up, just chatting to their friends waiting for the departure, not holding onto the railings.

    Then we take off, and they all almost fall over. They get a right shock, and think it's the queerest thing in the world.

    It's almost like they weren't expecting physics to happen that time.


  • #27
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    nothing shocks me anymore tbh...







    except maybe electricity
    Get rubber sole shoes ;)


  • #28
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Samich wrote: »
    Do ya want a chewing gum do ya? Here's a juicy fruit. That shocks me :(

    What sort of bastard would do that?


  • #29
    bambera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭bambera


    Took apart a disposable camera out of boredom as a kid. Felt like someone had crept up behind me and shook me by the shoulders. That livened things up.


  • #30
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    You teacher seems to have a real professional attitude. Did she go down on you after you snorted a line of charlie off your ass?






    .............and they call me Michael Dazzler............


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