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What animal would you be?

  • 30-05-2012 4:18pm
    #1
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    If you died and there was such a thing as reincarnation and you had to choose to come back as any animal (human not an option) what would it be and why?


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  • #2
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    A stoat. Just because.


  • #3
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    The fly on the wall. I would make some superb documentaries.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #4
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    A fly so I could die again shortly.
    Or a unicorn.
    Or just nothing because the question is stupid.


  • #5
    Houston Old-fashioned Mill
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Houston Old-fashioned Mill


    <.<


  • #6
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Well if you came back as an animal then you wouldnt know your an animal because you'd be animal. So it makes no difference really, something that gets killed nice and fast to speed the thing up a bit I suppose.


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  • #7
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    Well if you came back as an animal then you wouldnt know your an animal because you'd be animal. So it makes no difference really, something that gets killed nice and fast to speed the thing up a bit I suppose.

    come back as a rabbit... you'd have a great sex life


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    A human 'cause we're the best animal.


  • #9
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    Well if you came back as an animal then you wouldnt know your an animal because you'd be animal. So it makes no difference really, something that gets killed nice and fast to speed the thing up a bit I suppose.

    damn you and you're logic


  • #10
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    come back as a rabbit... you'd have a great sex life

    Yeah but what if ya caught the mixo ? Thats wouldnt be very pleasant at all.


  • #11
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Nalani Steep Ramrod wrote: »
    A human 'cause we're the best animal.

    its MY game and i said no humans allowed :p


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  • #12
    Pawpad666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 114 ✭✭Pawpad666


    A cat.

    Lots of sleep and lots of food.


  • #13
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    A pigeon

    **** all over you, your house and your car


  • #14
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    come back as a rabbit... you'd have a great sex life

    Oh and would it be that good if you didnt even know you had a sex life ? Probably for the best anyway seeing as it would mostly be rape.


  • #15
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    A butterfly - No one ever suspects the butterfly :cool:


  • #16
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    the golden honey badger


  • #17
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    A butterfly - No one ever suspects the butterfly :cool:


    Worst Simpsons episode EVER!


  • #18
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    the golden honey badger

    sounds like a breakfast cereal character


  • #19
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    the golden honey badger

    That's badass :cool:


  • #20
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A slow loris. Chicks love slow loris'.


  • #21
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    A sloth so I have a reason to be lazy.


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    A sloth so I have a reason to be lazy.
    I was going to say a sloth but the slow loris is cooler.


  • #23
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    smash wrote: »
    I was going to say a sloth but the slow loris is cooler.

    They are adorable alright, but sloths are adorable in an ugly kinda way! Just how I like em!


  • #24
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Nobody will chose the magpie as they don't want to be called a thief ;)


  • #25
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Id like to be a Grisly Bear! ROAR!!!! ;)


  • #26
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Nobody will chose the magpie as they don't want to be called a thief ;)

    I love magpies, I want to have one as a pet and use him to rob shiny things.


  • #27
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    Whale or dolphin id sort out those pesky Japanese


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A pig :cool:


  • #29
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    come back as a rabbit... you'd have a great sex life

    Unless your a rampant one, stuck in the drawer most of the time.


  • #30
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Panda would be a good choice

    Everyone loves a Panda

    Sit on your ass, eat all day and get fat
    Sounds good


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  • #31
    LylaElise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭LylaElise


    A seahorse...a female seahorse to be exact.

    I could have all the sex I wanted without having to be labeled a slut and I wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant, as after an eight hour sex marathon (and several days of courtship) I would then deposit my eggs in his pouch where they gestate for about 4 weeks and then HE gives birth!!


  • #32
    Mr Johnson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 ✭Mr Johnson


    A pubic louse - only chance I'd have of ever getting near a vagina.


  • #33
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A bigger bear!

    Girls love belly pillow


  • #34
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    LylaElise wrote: »
    A seahorse...a female seahorse to be exact.

    I could have all the sex I wanted without having to be labeled a slut and I wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant

    You could just come back as a man instead.


  • #35
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Bonobo monkey


  • #36
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    A killer whale


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  • #37
    cruiser178
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    I'd cum back as a stallion, just so I could stare at my massive cóck.


  • #38
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Liverfluke.


  • #39
    paul_mcshane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ✭paul_mcshane


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    I'd cum back as a stallion, just so I could stare at my massive cóck.

    some horses get casterated


  • #40
    paul_mcshane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ✭paul_mcshane


    st bernard dog

    i like brandy and the idea of drooling over people i dont like


  • #41
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    paul_mcshane wrote: »
    some horses get casterated

    Most horses get castrated ;)


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  • #42
    crosstownk
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    Pawpad666 wrote: »
    A cat.

    Lots of sleep and lots of food.

    Plus the odd boot up the hole - just for being a sly fcuker.
    Untitled Image




  • #43
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    paul_mcshane wrote: »
    some horses get casterated

    :eek:
    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Most horses get castrated ;)

    :eek::eek::eek:

    Elephant it is then.


  • #44
    Warper
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    a Dinocroc or Sharktopus


  • #45
    Missmiddleton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Missmiddleton


    Meow >'.'<


  • #46
    Indubitable
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    A Triceratops


  • #47
    IvySlayer
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    The biggest and strongest of all the cats - a Tiger!

    Gotta love those stripes!


  • #48
    Dozen Wicked Words
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    Red Panda, because they are fuppin awesome.


  • #49
    Lawrence1895
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    A werewolf :D


  • #50
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    Yeah but what if ya caught the mixo ? Thats wouldnt be very pleasant at all.

    i like the burning sensation ;)


  • #51
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    Unless your a rampant one, stuck in the drawer most of the time.
    If you're a rampant one with the mad rotating metal balls you'll be stuck in the drawer all the time.


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