Zombie Attack In Miami

JONJO THE MISER

Yes you have heard it here first.....

A naked man was shot to death after police found him chewing off the face of another man.
Police tried to stop the man on Saturday on an off-ramp of a major roadway in Miami from gnawing on the other man's head after he managed to eat half of it.
Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life.html#ixzz1w4ySbLZw

FishBowel

That wouldn't be strange news in the Daily Mail.

Monsieur Folie

Ah Heratio Caine will sort it out, we'll be fine.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ok, where's that thread where someoen asks if the Daily Mail really is that bad?

pragmatic1

Probably on PCP.

PucaMama

please just say now if this is some joke. its popped up on other sites too.

jimthemental

Was Supermacs closed?

slippy wicket

Sorted

up for anything

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Yes you have heard it here first.....

No, I heard it here first. :pac:


http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056652626

chin_grin

I have been waiting for this moment. All my left 4 dead practice will not be in vain! YESSSSSSSS.

Better let these guys know.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1079

krudler

it begins!!! *grabs chainsaw and heads for nearest shopping centre*

LimGal

Nice one I just finished reading World War Z by Max Brooks and Im an avid follower of the TV series the Walking Dead.

I know exactly how to survive in this situation.

If anyone needs any advice feel free to PM:)

ScumLord

The multiple gunshot wounds killed the naked man.

Was it? Or was it one well aimed shot to the head?

Kimia

Feeling slightly unnerved.. I always knew this day would come!

Monsieur Folie

I suppose there's not much point in studying for my Summer exams now, seeing as how we're all fúcked!

Mint Sauce

Hopefully will have learnt something from watching 28 days and weeks later, and shaun of the dead all those times.

So its dont answer the door, would I be right there?

nua domhan

Please Please Please Please be the start of the Zombie rising!

Kess73

Attack on a highway slip road.


Not too unlike how We're Alive started.


Please be shufflers, please be shufflers, please be shufflers. Because sprinters are going to put a serious crimp in a lot of folk's survival plans.

Nodin

irish-stew wrote: »

Hopefully will have learnt something from watching 28 days and weeks later, and shaun of the dead all those times.

So its dont answer the door, would I be right there?

Its either going to be Zombies or Declan Ganley, so safe bet to just ignore it.

Whatsisname

Lets wait for this to all blow over.

onemorechance

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy

http://www.miamiherald.com

Some creepy video also . . . Below over pass on left you can see their legs and the reaction of the cop as he sees what is going on. :eek:

Mint Sauce

Nodin wrote: »

Its either going to be Zombies or Declan Ganley, so safe bet to just ignore it.

Or a TV Licence inspector.

LimGal

I wonder how long it will be before the victim starts to turn..........?

minidazzler

I've been training and preparing for this for over 5 years, I'm ready.

southcentralts

so just back from Miami where a hobo bit me, right on the freckin arm, feeling a bit dizzy and very tired, might just take a quick nap.........

LimGal

southcentralts wrote: »

so just back from Miami where a hobo bit me, right on the freckin arm, feeling a bit dizzy and very tired, might just take a quick nap.........

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh shhhhhhiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!:eek:

ArtyM

Gotta love the comments below the article...
eg.

Welcome to the "new normal" courtesy of the radical liberals like Obama.
- Cartman, Denver, USA, 27/5/2012 08:04

Monsieur Folie

southcentralts wrote: »

so just back from Miami where a hobo bit me, right on the freckin arm, feeling a bit dizzy and very tired, might just take a quick nap.........

Ah for feck's sake. I thought we'd have a few days before it got over to our little island, but no, it's here already. =(

Jester252

I'm off to the petrol station now

Kimia

It's strange - in the video, they are both just lying there, why didn't they try to help the half-eaten guy?

Smidge

Did anyone else notice in the video that the victim was also naked, at least from the waist down(torso couldn't be seen clearly)?

Kimia

Yes. It's very odd - either the dude on the left is the victim, in which case the dude on the right is the zombie and doesn't stop moving at all during the video, even though police are swarming around (and so presumably the zombie is not dead!), or the dude on the left is the dead zombie dude and the guy on the right is the victim, and the police are swarming around not helping him patch up his half eaten head.

Very odd indeed.

Smidge

Here's my thinking on it.

Maybe they are not zombies

Maybe they were just getting down to the nasty under the over pass

And one of them is a terrible kisser

We have all known someone who when kissing would "eat the face offa ya"













I'll get my coat

Augmerson

It's just homeless yahoo's on drugs. World would be a lot safer if we just put these people on a boat out to sea. I was taking money out of the ATM earlier and one of them came up behind me and tried to grab my wallet off me, the god damn son of a bitch scratched me real bad along my arm too. No point going to the hospital though, just sit in an emergency ward for 10 hours. I think I'll stop typing now, the scratch is throbbing and I feel strange.

I feel hungry.

krudler

Augmerson wrote: »

It's just homeless yahoo's on drugs. World would be a lot safer if we just put these people on a boat out to sea. I was taking money out of the ATM earlier and one of them came up behind me and tried to grab my wallet off me, the god damn son of a bitch scratched me real bad along my arm too. No point going to the hospital though, just sit in an emergency ward for 10 hours. I think I'll stop typing now, the scratch is throbbing and I feel strange.

I feel hungry.

itchy.....


tasty....

Augmerson

krudler wrote: »

itchy.....


tasty....

The letter you find in the researcher's room in Resident Evil 1 Right before one of those "things" lunges out of the closet for you.

"Scot came in. Ugly Face so killed him.

4

Itchy

Tasty".

paddy kerins

Well... Shít

Gummy Panda

This all the excuse I need

/starts bludgeoning cúnts

Doc Ruby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

omgitsthelazor

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Sauve

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Dude get a hobby, seriously.

briany

Kess73 wrote: »

Attack on a highway slip road.


Not too unlike how We're Alive started.


Please be shufflers, please be shufflers, please be shufflers. Because sprinters are going to put a serious crimp in a lot of folk's survival plans.

If they are sprinters, I hope they chase down and kill the cretinous and cynical Hollywood writer/producer/director who watched 28 Days Later, totally missed the point and got to work on that Dawn of the Dead remake.

Vicxas

Im just gald i gave that salesman all my money for Zombie insurance.

Dancor

Homeless zombies?

Change? Any spare change?

cowzerp

nua domhan wrote: »

Please Please Please Please be the start of the Zombie rising!

Could have been Jebus coming back and they shot him-Shame..

Wompa1

One strange thing is that they're excellent dancers!?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCUdRUjeM-c

Mr Benevolent

Dancor wrote: »

Homeless zombies?

Change Brains? Any spare change brains?

FYP

Sea Sharp

"I'll give you some head if you share your meth with me"

"Hmm, head"

"on no, arghhhhhhhhjj"

Jester252

Sea Sharp wrote: »

"I'll give you some head if you share your meth with me"

"Hmm, head"

"on no, arghhhhhhhhjj"

Seems like a fair deal

ArtyM

cowzerp wrote: »

Could have been Jebus coming back and they shot him-Shame..

What f***in version of the Bible have you been reading????

phelo2121

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Don't do it I hope lol!