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Fly in my eye.

  • 27-05-2012 12:38pm
    #1
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭


    Out for a walk there and walked through a swarm of bastard midges and one went into my eye (I may have eaten a few too). When trying to get it out it went really far back under my eye lid and then it disappeared.

    I think its gone in behind my eye. I feel sick and dizzy from rolling my eyes to try and manoeuvre it out. Should I leave it and risk eye rot and blindness ?


Comments

  • #2
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Throw a spider in your eye to catch it.


  • #3
    PogMoThoin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,874 ✭✭✭✭PogMoThoin


    Burst it with a pin


  • #4
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You murdering bastard I hope you get everything you deserve


  • #5
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    It's good for your immune system.. give it a bit of exercise.


  • #6
    98q76e12hrflnk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭98q76e12hrflnk


    Smack your eye with a fly catcher


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  • #7
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Please read this:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056642460
    Before the inevitable is posted.


  • #8
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Blast it with Iodine


  • #9
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    In all stupid seriousness that isn't possible. I have contacts and that's a question I once asked one of those eye people. Stuff can't go behind your eye. It probably wiggled right into your pupil and it's nesting inside.


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I think it's great we've finally see the end of "blast it with piss" and the rest of them. Keep things a little fresher ;)
    Which Mod came up with this idea? I think they should be elected as King Mod.
    Is there one mod to rule them all?


  • #11
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    A fly went into my ear when I was about 10.
    It's still there.
    My ear feels weird and buzzes sometimes.
    No one ever believes me though :(


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  • #12
    Trollsbury Trollington
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 30 ✭Trollsbury Trollington


    (sound of alien bursting out of hosts eye)


  • #13
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I think it's great we've finally see the end of "blast it with piss" and the rest of them. Keep things a little fresher ;)
    Which Mod came up with this idea? I think they should be elected as King Mod.
    Is there one mod to rule them all?

    I dont like the thought of all the mods "binding in the darkness".


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just be grateful it didn't fly into your Japs eye :(


  • #15
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,357 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    better than a cock in your eye


  • #16
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    kfallon wrote: »
    Just be grateful it didn't fly into your Japs eye :(

    *squints* is that possible?


  • #17
    Quandary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭Quandary


    flutterflye wrote: »
    A fly went into my ear when I was about 10.
    It's still there.
    My ear feels weird and buzzes sometimes.
    No one ever believes me though :(

    If you were currently 10 years and 2 months old people might believe you.

    I'm sure by now, that fly is long dead, and it's just his little fly bones rattling around in your ear making the sound....


  • #18
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    get a shot glass and fill it with bleach then move your eyeball around a lá optrex


  • #19
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Throw a spider in your eye to catch it.
    Course you'll need to throw a frog in your eye to deal with the spider.


  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Just be grateful it didn't fly into your Japs eye :(
    What would your grandmother say if she could here the vile mental images you post here on boards.


  • #21
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    If your eyes can shoot laser beams then try shooting laser beams?


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  • #22
    mark17j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 507 ✭✭✭mark17j


    is it caught under the eye lid?, can u feel it's presence when u blink? I'd suggest get a cold wet cloth and massage ur eye for a while. should come out.


  • #23
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Just came out of its own accord, we shook hands and said we'd say no more about it. To be honest he was just as upset as I was, he was picnicking with the extended family when apparently he was abducted by aliens.

    Thought sure it had gone behind the eye though because I pulled out the lids as far as I could and had someone look right up in there and they seen nothing.


  • #24
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    What would your grandmother say if she could here the vile mental images you post here on boards.

    She'd prob say, "Christ that TeddyTedson talks some shite, don't he?" ;)

    :p


  • #25
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,588 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Throw a spider in your eye to catch it.

    Perhaps he'll die.


  • #26
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    its laying eggs in your brain as we speak


  • #27
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    kfallon wrote: »
    She'd prob say, "Christ that TeddyTedson talks some shite, don't he?" ;)

    :p
    She'd then remark on how I am such a generous lover:p;)


  • #28
    keithg89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭keithg89


    Anyone else call them midgets? It couldn't be just me.


  • #29
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    keithg89 wrote: »
    Anyone else call them midgets? It couldn't be just me.

    I used to - until I noticed what weird looks I got!


  • #30
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    keithg89 wrote: »
    Anyone else call them midgets? It couldn't be just me.

    My mother still does, she can't hear what's wrong with it.


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