Scumbag Birds

drunkmonkey

One caught me this morning after I got the car all shiny last night:mad::mad:

ardmacha

Scumbag Brids

I think you mean birds, rather than ladies named after Ireland foremost patron saint. Some of the latter are really rather helpful at cleaning the motor.

drunkmonkey

ardmacha wrote: »

I think you mean birds, rather than ladies named after Ireland foremost patron saint. Some of the latter are really rather helpful at cleaning the motor.

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Wolverine_1999

drunkmonkey wrote: »

One caught me this morning after I got the car all shiny last night:mad::mad:

Was cleaning the car yesterday evening and I came back to rinse the car and there was a nice plop waiting for me on the windscreen :mad:

Little ****s

Yakuza

Wolverine_1999 wrote: »

Was cleaning the car yesterday evening and I came back to rinse the car and there was a nice plop waiting for me on the windscreen :mad:

Little ****s

I'd hate to see birds that could do big ****s. They'd probably scratch the crap out of your car while performing their ablutions

Technically, it actually p1ss, as the white colour comes from the birdie equivalent of urine.

flyingsnail

Problem solved.



Note: Do not point at car

Professey Chin

Same here. Wires all along the road they love to camp on. Im lucky if its a few hours clean before they attack -_-

Mr. Presentable

There's one the size of a saucer on the roof of my wife's car. I left it there because it's an epic poo! She left it there because she doesn't care how the car looks - which is why she has her own.

bazz26

Urban ledgend is that the birds see the bright/shiny surface of the car and think it is water. Apparently their instict is to take a dump over water.

S28382

Im disappointed I thought this thread was about the pyjama wearing big earring sporting ladies of Ireland.....

I have two trees that reach across my driveway so i am a constant victim of these bastards.

My cats are so fat they are no help :pac:

Blazer

bazz26 wrote: »

Urban ledgend is that the birds see the bright/shiny surface of the car and think it is water. Apparently their instict is to take a dump over water.

I'd be inclined to believe it....the feckers haven't stopped ****ting over my car since I detailed and waxed it last week
Yet previously I could leave my car and once in a blue moon get one, now its every bloody day :mad:

Mar4ix

seems to be birds targeting clean cars, as recently , after i washed my wifes polo, next day,on bonnet was big black/green ish ****e, like flying cow dropped, topaz carwash even didnt washed it off, it was smelly, greasy and sticky like plasticine, took to me half an hour scrape it off with kitchen towels and cleaning liquid. arrghh ...

and more funny, car not parked under tree, near home, or wifes workplace, so dropped while flying.

mitchaul

Mar4ix wrote: »

seems to be birds targeting clean cars, as recently , after i washed my wifes polo, next day,on bonnet was big black/green ish ****e, like flying cow dropped, topaz carwash even didnt washed it off, it was smelly, greasy and sticky like plasticine, took to me half an hour scrape it off with kitchen towels and cleaning liquid. arrghh ...

and more funny, car not parked under tree, near home, or wifes workplace, so dropped while flying.

Love that bit, its the birds I tell ya the birds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kevin65

A bird managed to sh*t down into the gap between the edge of the rear bumper and the side panel of my car. Don't know how I'm going to get it out.:mad:

The stuff is supposed to be corrosive to paintwork, so I always remove with some wet paper towels as soon as I see it.

frag420

Has this scumbag berd ever shat on your car?

mags1962

No, but I know a bloke that woke up with a dump on his chest one morning.

dahamsta

kevin65 wrote: »

The stuff is supposed to be corrosive to paintwork, so I always remove with some wet paper towels as soon as I see it.

Baby wipes in the glovebox. Sensitive wipes are available for sensitive cars!

If you're an ultra-sensitive owner, Auto Glym have "Bird Dropping Wipes" that I, like a fool, picked up one day on a 3 for 2 in Halfords, but they're almost certainly the same thing.

kevin65

Baby wipes are an excellent idea. Would come in handy when the kids have eaten ice cream in the car also:mad:

OldmanMondeo

Bird shat on my car before, last time I took her out for dinner. Bitch.

Mc Love

Birds are one thing but people are nearly up there. Cleaned the window and parked it up and came back to see some put their smudgy hand on my back window...not impressed!

Esel

On car, OK. In car, ....

Owen

Always wipe it off ASAP. The previous owner of my car didn't bother, and I've 4 spots covering the roof, c pillar and bootlid where I'll have to repaint becuse the lacquer has been eaten right through.

bfocusd

My pup pooped on the back seat of my car last week, I swear it would posion you, windows down and into the garage I was passing, feel sorry for whoever has to empty the bin cause im sure the hot weather woke the smell up more!

Rented a upholstery cleaner and it's spotless now, had to do the carpet, she thinks it's her patch for a wizz

And just to add to her scent marked patches, she puked in the other car which has a cream interior!

CJhaughey

I saw a Saab estate in Cork city that must have been parked under a nesting area or something, the back window and roof were destroyed with shíte.
I would have taken a pic but it was coming up to the tunnel.