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Jelly Wrestling.

  • 21-05-2012 12:01am
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    I am thinking of applying to the Dragons Den for an investment in my ladies and gents jelly wrestling business. I am offering a 35% stake in my business. Will I make a few bob or am I deluded and would you pay money to see ladies and gents jelly wrestle?


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    ...gents...
    I'm out.


  • #3
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    What's jelly wrestling?


  • #4
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Tonyandthewhale wrote: »
    What's jelly wrestling?

    Like mud wrestling only edible.


  • #5
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Nice, we could have chocolate sauce wrestling too :D


  • #6
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    This strawberry jelly or KY?



    *What's the difference between strawberry jelly and jam?

    I can't strawberry jelly my dick up your ass.


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  • #7
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm out.

    I'm in!;)


  • #8
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I'm a little bit intrigued but a little bit disgusted at the same time.

    Convince me OP*






    *what flavour jelly is it?


  • #9
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I can't see many instances where the jelly would win. I'm out.


  • #10
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    squod wrote: »
    This strawberry jelly or KY?



    What's the difference between strawberry jelly and jam?

    I can't strawberry jelly my dick up your ass    .

    Oh that's just begging for someone to try out!:p






    Imma be lubin up with tesco's finest from now on;)


  • #11
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I might invest. If you're wrestling with a woman can you bend it into her?


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  • #12
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Does the winner get to eat the jelly?


  • #13
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Where To wrote: »
    I?'m a little bit intrigued but a little bit disgusted at the same time.

    Convince me OP*






    *what flavour jelly is it?


    Sweaty bottom flavour? Enticing?


  • #14
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Senna wrote: »
    Does the winner get to eat the jelly?

    Thats a given with extras.


  • #15
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Thats a given with extras.

    I'm picturing fat women fighting over who gets to eat the jelly, and I AM OUT!!!


  • #16
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm out.
    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Sweaty bottom flavour? Enticing?
    It's too weird for the weirdo and it's too weird for me.:(


  • #17
    tvercetti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Brings back memories of the UJFC (Ultimate Jelly Fighting Championship) in Gilligans in Cairns, Australia.


  • #18
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Senna wrote: »
    I'm picturing fat women fighting over who gets to eat the jelly, and I AM HORNY!!!

    FYP


  • #19
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Senna wrote: »
    I'm picturing fat women fighting over who gets to eat the jelly, and I AM OUT!!!

    You have a durty mind. My idea will make me a billionaire any investors at this tentative stage are welcome.


  • #20
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    You have a durty mind. My idea will make me a billionaire any investors at this tentative stage are welcome.

    Stick me in for €5. That should be enough jelly for round one.......


  • #21
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Finish you off with my jelly-to-jelly suplex then jelly splash you from teh top rope


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  • #22
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I don't know OP, your idea seems a bit wobbly to me


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